Bad Style Most Disappointing: Anna Kendrick This isn’t just for an old lady, this is for an old lady blue blood. Like the matriarch of some crazy rich family at her 80th birthday party at the Plaza Hotel. Why the f-ck Anna Kendrick decided to wear it to the Golden Globes is a mystery By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 03:04 am
Bad Style Worst Globe Shoes: Anna Paquin All over her gown. The gown was good. Especially the sleeves. It’s a good alternative to strapless and halter and tank. But then she cocked it up with those shoes. Those shoes on a different occasion, with a different dress, for sure. Those shoes the way she wore them By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 02:52 am
Golden Globes 2010 Best Globe Breasts: Christina & Mimi It was a motorboating extravaganza. Big ups to Christina Hendricks for refusing to conform, for refusing to downsize her curves. Much respect to Christina Hendricks for being able to carry those badboys around with toppling. And doing so without looking obscene. Some broads with their big tits, they cannot be By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 02:30 am
Smutty Surgery Best Third Lip: Courteney Cox Seems impossible but Third Lip Nicole Kidman seemed downright demure in size and paralysis next to Courteney Cox’s. Did you watch any of CC’s interviews on the carpet? That sh-t is rigid. And it makes for the strangest effect when she speaks. Like she’s trying to By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 02:08 am
Golden Globes 2010 Worst Face: Toni Collette Egregious. Offensive. Horrifying. Foundation abuse? Frying pan? Lindsay Lohan? Not sure. But Toni Collette deserves better than this. So much better. How does this happen? How can you go to the Golden Globes without proper lighting? It’s unforgivable. It’s totally unacceptable. And the only saving grace about it By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 01:50 am
Bad Style Worst Speech (other than J Cameron):Drew Barrymore Ugh. Like shut up already. And she didn’t thank Jessica Lange. Who deserved it so much more. I was never a fan of Drew’s Little Edie. Am definitely not a fan of her dress last night. It was Atelier Versace. It was not Anna Wintour at the Costume By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 01:37 am
Glee Best Glee: Dianna Agron Am relieved for her. Because you know, leading up to the Globes, Dianna Agron was bringing some assy styles. Peach and lace and f-cked up shoes and ankle length dresses... I was worried about last night. Last turned out to be OK. Grey and subtle and not overly dramatic, By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 01:16 am
Bad Style Worst Imitation of Penelope Cruz: Lea Michele We need to retire this dress for a long time. Penelope herself has worn it too many times. Her pretenders are lining up in a long list of Boring behind her. With embarrassing results. Some photo agencies actually labelled Lea “Penelope Cruz” on their databases last night. See? Lea may By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 01:04 am
Girlcrushes Worst Globes Sag: Carey Mulligan Carey did not bring Shia. Boo. Carey lost to Sandra Bullock. Boo. Not that I don’t love Sandy. I do. But The Blind Side was not An Education. There was no comparing the performances. Perhaps Carey’s loss was predicted by her sagging tits. Oh honey, give ‘em a By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 12:58 am
Style Quietest Globe Beard: George Clooney George has other things on his mind. Like, bless him, the Haiti telethon on January 22nd. But George arrived, always the consummate star, signed autographs for the bleacher fans, and his Italian Queen by his side. Would have been the moment of all moments if we could have seen George By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 12:51 am
Quiveration Best Globe Beard: Jon Hamm Better than the Brad Pitt beard, yes. And this is not a blind riddle clue. Because Jon Hamm’s beard is all man and sex and hot. HE is all man and sex and hot. But... we need to talk about the girlfriend. We weren’t feeling her on our By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 12:45 am
Golden Globes 2010 Golden Globes 2010 Wrap-up WHO’s NATALIE??????????????????? As Duana noted during our live blog, that sealed it for us right there. No matter what happened after, Julia Roberts’s dismissal of “Natalie” made our lives. Some of you were not watching NBC’s Globes preshow so you missed the moment. “Natalie” is Natalie Morales. By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 12:34 am
Intro for Jan 18, 2010 Dear Gossips, Mimi took a backseat to so many stars last night. It was like she barely registered. It was, however, also raining. And as Michelle noted during our liveblog, we all wondered how she’d be able to walk that carpet. Who would be the lucky minion charged with By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 12:07 am
B-tch please Cheese Champers! Remember when drunk ass Mimi sprinkled her amazingness all over the stage at the Palm Springs Film Festival last week? She explained afterwards that she kept enjoying “splashes” of champagne throughout the night. This kills me. The Splashes. Like she wasn’t full throttling that bottle with both hands. Or By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 11:28 am
Bad Style Fire Burning Somebody call 911 Shawty fire burning on the dance floor You’re gonna hate me for putting that song in your head the rest of the day. But it’s the song that popped into my head when I saw what Dianna Agron wore to the Season Diamond Fashion Awards By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 10:11 am
Girlcrushes Winona is still invited Well that’s a good sign. Last week while sick I indulged in an old movie marathon which included How to Make an American Quilt. It was 15 years ago. And Winona Ryder was perfect. As A List as A List could get. So breathtakingly beautiful. I mean that face. By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 07:17 am
