Girlcrushes Nine nominees Here they come. Marion Cotillard arrived in LA yesterday under a trilby in advance of the Golden Globes on Sunday. Penelope Cruz boarded in Madrid today, presumably heading for the same. Both ladies of Nine have been nominated, Marion for Best Actress, Pene for Best Supporting, and they will join By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 05:44 am
Anne Hathaway Harvard Annie Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Club has named Anne Hathaway the Woman of the Year to be awarded in February. Harvard has MUCH better taste this month than Vogue, non? They call her Annie. And Annie has indeed enjoyed a wonderful year with an Oscar nomination for Rachel Getting Married, earning By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 04:30 am
Hate Mail Why sign when you can spit? Gerard Butler hit up a Golden Globes gifting suite last night and was approached for autographs from fans who’d gladly let him spray their faces. Have I ever mentioned my Team Spittle hate mail? Not quite as f-cked up as the Twi-Hards or as violent as the By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 04:08 am
Gorgessity No Sherlock in Paris Not sure where RDJ is at the photo call for Sherlock Holmes in Paris today. In his stead, the film was represented by Rachel McAdams, Guy Ritchie, and his totally platonic soulmate Jude Law. A very tanned, very orange Jude Law but a very pretty one nonetheless. He’s gorgeous. By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 03:51 am
Intro for Jan 15, 2010 Dear Gossips, Please tell James Franco that if he squints really hard, I kinda look not really like Komiko. Back to back new 30 Rock last night, did you watch? For those you of who don’t believe that grown men can develop relationships with cartoon pillows, well, you should By Lainey • Jan 15, 2010 02:03 am
Bad Style The Shopping ShameFace Not too long ago, Mischa Barton was at the top of every designer’s mailing list. And then she pissed it away. Over and over again. When given a life jacket in the form of Gossip Girl, she turned it down. In favour of movies. Which didn’t come. So By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 11:18 am
Parent Pimps Cyrus Gangsta Crunk Not depressed enough this week? How about watching a video of 10 year old Noie or Noah whatever Cyrus, JailBait v 2.0, miming Ke$ha’sTik Tok ... and somehow this found its way onto YouTube. Don’t bother asking what the f-ck her folks are up to. It’ By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 06:48 am
The Brazilian Bush of Jesus Madonna’s pretend boyfriend has landed a feature in Interview. Don’t ask me to tell you what he says. Don’t tell me you care what he says. What he says is not important on a regular day. What he says is even more unimportant when he doesn’t By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 06:28 am
Douchebags Douchebag borrows material He’s an artist. And the thing about an artist like John Mayer, one of the most pretentious artists in the business, is that he truly believes that his sh-t is the greatest sh-t of all time. That his mind is the most unique, most original, that his By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 04:03 am
Dear Canada Interrupting the gossip for an important announcement: The Government of Canada has announced it will MATCH every donation up to $50 million in support of Haiti from now until February 12. Please give. Now back to your regularly schedule programming. By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 03:56 am
Clown Big lips, polka nips, and a sex tape It’s this week’s episode of Lohan Mayhem 2010. Lindsay Lohan showed up last night at the Vida International Launch Party wearing a sheer polka dot blouse hinting at a pair of hard nips. I’ve been looking for them. Don’t lie. You’re looking too. She stayed By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 03:16 am
Media Manipulation George: presenting Ely and helping Haiti Could there be a sexier image than all-American hunk George Clooney learning Italian from his latest love interest, lingerie model Elisabetta Canalis? That’s the opening sentence of a new article appeearing on People.com this morning about George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis titled: George Clooney's Costars By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 02:50 am
Intro for Jan 14, 2010 Dear Gossips, Last night’s Conan, to me anyway, was probably the funniest of the week. He’s feisty and it’s gold. And it gets even better when he gets to f-ck around with a friend, as he and Ricky Gervais took it to NBC together, likely infuriating By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 01:24 am
Girlcrushes The unfrumpy slit Marion Cotillard in Rome today at the premiere of Nine in an Angelina Jolie-esque matron back ensemble that at first glance is kinda frumpy and then she turned to the side and, well, not to get all perv but it’s hard for the eye not to follow her By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 10:32 am
Posing Stop stealing Tom’s pose Please! He is an original. And his classic pose “playing” in the playground should never be imitated. It is never the same. EVER. But here’s Cristiano Ronaldo, in his new ads for Armani, holding onto his imaginary business in his pocket fronting like he’s the sweaty pervy equivalent By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 08:58 am
Dumbass A tricked out vagina sells books Every dumb twat has a book out these days. Is it easy to write a book? It must be. Not for people who can actually write, of course, but definitely easy for people writing for idiots. How else can you explain Tori Spelling’s two bestsellers? Now it’s Size By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 07:01 am
