Dumbass Jay Leno, Tequila, Breezy, and Heidi And what do they have in common? People Magazine. The MiniVan’s Bible. Yay! I already mentioned in the open that People readers, purveyors of great taste, voted him their favourite host. You remember their exclusive interview conducted inside Chris Brown’s ass, don’t you? Yesterday People.com posted By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 06:36 am
Quiveration Love for Anthony Mackie & Liveblogging the Globes! The Hurt Locker has managed to stay in the game. Because it’s so great. Even though it was released so long ago, The Hurt Locker is a top awards contender, there’s no doubt that the film will receive a nod for Best Picture and Katherine Bigelow could be By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 03:39 am
Maple Leaf The greatest gift of all time ever and ever How about some Celine on a Wednesday? You love it. I love it! Celine Dion took her tour around the world last year. She gifted her voice to millions of people and they gifted her back with love and devotion, mesmerised by her bedazzled crotch. What? Yes. The trailer. See By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 02:53 am
Douchebags Cleansing didn’t help You can’t clean a douche. Does that make sense? In reference to John Mayer...yes. John announced at New Year’s on his Twitter that he was taking a break from being a dick. So you’ve heard about his pathetic stand up comedy attempts, right? Click here for By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 02:16 am
Hook Ups Porny & Pumpkin in studio together Oh well now they’re bumpin’ arts. You know this means love. Jessica Simpson has publicly acknowledged her relationship with Billy Corgan. Check it out – two photos posted on her Twitter showing them in studio together taken by a professional photographer. Jess looks totally loved up and blissed out. As By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 01:58 am
Blind Riddles Watching how he copes It can be hard to breathe when you’re as young and as famous as he is. He copes in public situations not unlike many of his counterparts in the industry – as alarming as this sounds, a bump here and there is pedestrian in Hollywood. He’s been known however By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 01:53 am
Intro for Jan 13, 2010 Dear Gossips, And the late night war rages on. And almost all of them are taking it to Jay Leno. No matter the network, no matter the time slot, from Kimmel to Ferguson and Letterman and Conan, it is unanimous – according to his peers, Jay is an obsequious network asskissing By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 01:17 am
Girlcrushes His and Her Rising Stars In 2008, Shia LaBeouf received the BAFTA Rising Star Award. Two years later, his girlfriend Carey Mulligan has been nominated for the same, and is expected to also receive a nomination for Best Leading Actress for An Education which leads the nominations longlist at 17 mentions. His and Her Rising By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 11:54 am
Girly Throw Downs Much better McAdams is not Kruger Sherlock Holmes premiered in Germany today – check Rachel McAdams on the carpet in Berlin looking much lovelier than at previous tries during the Sherlock promotional tour. Wasn’t feeling the old lady look. It’s an improvement for sure, but it also ain’t no Diane Kruger who brought the By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 09:00 am
Conan O`Brien Conan’s letter Well rationalised, well argued, and some fighting words. Albeit in a classy way. Conan O’Brien has just released a statement re: the f-ckery at NBC. He refuses to move, and he shouldn’t have to. No, Conan is not acquiescing. Conan is throwing down. And he’s putting By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 07:47 am
Bad Style Assy Glee style Oh Dianna Agron. You are hurting me. Sunday night it was overdressed feathers. Last night at a Fox party it was a virgin length dress and maybe the most offensive shoes I’ve seen in a long, long time. She’s, like, 20. And those are 20 x 3. Sh- By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 07:37 am
Girlcrushes Norah in Vancouver Last year was a hot one for Vancouver filming. While the Twilight Nation eagerly awaits word about Breaking Dawn’s shooting location, other smaller projects are kicking off the new year here. Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg are coming home to film I’m With Cancer next month and right By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 04:54 am
Bad Style Posh’s replacement is a brand mistake Megan Fox has taken over from Victoria Beckham at Armani underwear. The new ads have been released. Megan, unlike Victoria however, is allowed to wear some real clothes. Not sure what that’s all about. Here’s the problem with Armani’s Fox selection – and it has nothing to do By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 03:59 am
Thinnification Jacek, she’s too skinny Mila Kunis is one of my husband Jacek’s favourite girls. After Marion Cotillard and Penelope Cruz, Mila ranks along with Portman and McAdams and sometimes Shaki. But Mila last night turned up at the LA premiere of The Book of Eli looking much much smaller. Like scary smaller. Not By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 03:22 am
Style The Italian Queen’s New York pants I’ve been accused at times of speaking in hyperbole but it’s impossible to overstate the Italian Queen’s impressive trajectory: in 6 short months she has been whitewashed and elevated, lauded by his friends and associates, accepted in the most elite circles. You think that Larson broad was By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 02:39 am
Blind Riddles Hands free A quickie. Who makes sure that her husband has someone on staff specifically to hold her bag while she watches him at work? This is the employee’s only job responsibility. This person does nothing else but hold the bag. There’s no multitasking here. Because the bag can’t By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 02:18 am
