Baby and Bump Obsession Non pregnant trench Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady have not officially confirmed they’re expecting even though it’s already been published in asskissy People which means it’s not only totally true, but that the magazine received the couple’s secret endorsement. G recently posed for London Fog in a new campaign. By Lainey • Jul 29, 2009 05:53 am
Clown Dumbasses write books and make movies This is an I Hate People article. It will make you angry and punchy. You have been warned. Lisa Rinna “wrote” a book. It’s called Rinnavation: Getting Your Best Life Ever. Really? Her????? Yes. Her. Lisa Rinna can help you improve your life. Please. She was at a signing By Lainey • Jul 29, 2009 05:18 am
Parent Pimps School is not for artists…or child stars Taylor Momsen celebrated her 16th birthday yesterday by performing with her band Pretty Reckless in New York. As you can see, she looks 16 the way Miley Cyrus does. And the way Ali Lohan does. In other words, 35 and plucked. Awesome. Taylor is also celebrating her Teen Vogue cover By Lainey • Jul 29, 2009 04:03 am
Parent Pimps JailBait Batgirl? As Gary Oldman revealed at Comic-Con, the brilliant Christopher Nolan will direct a third Batman with Christian Bale as the Dark Knight, and rumour has it Miley Cyrus wants to be Batgirl so badly she dressed in character for an impromptu audition, not unlike that crazy bitch Sean Young back By Lainey • Jul 29, 2009 03:05 am
Style Brad parties Brad Pitt was in Berlin for the Inglourious Basterds premiere yesterday – an important one since the movie was filmed there. Brad arrived in the morning, wore a white tshirt, a cap, and khakis to the photo call, then the red carpet in a well fitted grey suit, with shades, took By Lainey • Jul 29, 2009 03:01 am
Movie Reviews and Previews U2 for his birthday Jonathan Rhys Meyers celebrated his 32nd birthday yesterday at the U2 show in Dublin almost a month after he was arrested in Paris for pulling a Kiefer Sutherland style drunken rage on a waiter in an airport bar. He’ll appear in court in September. JRM has been f-cked up By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 11:39 am
Hook Ups Ride with George It’s been widely blogged today – George Clooney’s summer fling is an Italian babe called Elisabetta Canalis. She has a hot body, is olive-skinned and oozes sex, and was spotted on his ride yesterday in Milan. I was about to write that she was behind him on his ride, By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 11:21 am
Douchebags Doesn’t he look so sorry? Chris Brown was in Harlem yesterday playing basketball. He went out to party afterwards and seemed to act all shifty and sh-t when a member of his crew spotted the paps. Why? It’s not like he’s done anything wrong, right? Chris Brown punched his girlfriend in the face By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 09:42 am
Girly Throw Downs Sulky Bitch bails and goes home Both Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were supposed to be at Comic-Con. She for Iron Man 2 and he as the newly minted Green Lantern to be paraded around for the comic faithful in advance of production. Comes with the superhero gig. According to Fox411 however just before leaving for By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 07:20 am
Girlcrushes Meryl That f-cking Shelf Ass had the temerity to put herself in the same sentence with Meryl Streep in an interview. Meryl Streep is too classy to care. But to quote Valentino: I would eat them! Meryl was in LA last night with Amy Adams for the premiere of Julie & By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 06:00 am
Famewhores Shelfy compares herself to Meryl and Cate She did. I know. My blood is boiling too. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel sat town with the LA Times to promote her gig at the Hollywood Bowl – she’s performing in Guys & Dolls and everyone involved in the production has been raving about her “silvery” voice, her range, her By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 05:24 am
Baby and Bump Obsession After the dance… Still can’t believe it about Katie Holmes on SYTYCD. Can’t believe they allowed it on television, can’t believe she allowed it to be on television, can’t believe that actually took time to rehearse, that it required choreography… But I can totally believe the ratings. The ratings By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 04:17 am
Gorgessity Crazy beautiful Winona Ryder looked very beautiful in Italy yesterday attending the Giffoni Film Festival. Beautiful, and not even so crazy even though she is so f-cking crazy. Love her, but it’s the truth. Remember she was all like, yeah we’ll be doing a Heathers sequel and Christian Slater’s By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 03:12 am
Style Finally her time? Has Anna Wintour relented? I truly, truly hope not. But Hello Magazine in the UK (thanks JH!) is reporting that she’ll “appear on the cover of a prestigious US publication later this year.” According to Hello’s source "It's all been kept very hush-hush, but she& By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 12:45 pm
Quiveration The hottest bitch at Comic-Con Step off Robert Pattinson. The hottest bitch at Comic-Con was Gary Oldman, there to promote Book of Eli with Denzel Washington in the lead. This is Gary with that gorgeous piece of ass Mila Kunis pretending Denzel is with them. Gary also revealed at Comic-Con that yes, indeed, there will By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 11:26 am
Break Ups Written for Jessica, meant for Lindsay Jessica Simpson continues to hook up and break up with men who humiliate her. As if it wasn’t enough that he dumped her the night before her birthday, Us Weekly reports that Tony Romo apparently also announced the break up to everyone living in his gated community, informing security By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 09:22 am
