Hollywood Closet It was all about the shoes Last week photographers caught Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in what was presumed to be a scrap. He kept her waiting, they exchanged words, and he had a hissy fit and stormed ahead of her. Click here for a refresher. I posited however that it may not have been an By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 08:32 am
Madonna 51 year old ass This is what it looks like. Madonna turned 51 yesterday, celebrated at a dinner party in Portofino seated beside her petting toy Jesus Luz. In the soft candlelight, and having chilled out a little on the face work, Madge easily, from this blurry pap distance, looks 10 years younger. Does By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 07:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Chicken Fried Haircuts My friend Duana once made the observation – why don’t Britney’s kids ever age? They do always look the same, non? Could be because Jayden James looks so much like his big brother Sean Preston, and they were only born 12 months apart almost to the day, so not By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 05:34 am
Parent Pimps Porny the judge Page Six is reporting that Jessica Simpson’s pimp father Joe has been campaigning on behalf of his daughter to replace Paula Abdul’s vacated seat at the judge’s table on American Idol. Paula set the bar so low. For singing and sanity, she set the bar low enough By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 04:09 am
Maple Leaf All star Inception Fresh off a break in Ibiza, Leonardo DiCapri is now in Paris shooting scenes for Inception with Ellen Page and Marion Cotillard directed by Christopher Nolan. The plot for Inception is being kept super secret, no details were provided only that the studio described it as “a contemporary sci-fi thriller By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 03:21 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy is a punchline Once upon a time she sat at the cool kids’ table, repeatedly asked back to host Saturday Night Live, a favourite of Lorne Michaels, stuck up and condescending always, but a great sense of humour and privy to the inside joke. Gwyneth Paltrow, since marriage and motherhood and sanctimonious GOOP By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 02:48 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Hot Friday Hot Harry It is so f-cking hot here in Toronto. And this is Hot Harry on a Horse not on a horse at a wedding in London with his brother and also Kate Middleton. I was married on a Friday. My mother consulted a feng shui master for the date. And that By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 12:03 pm
Famewhores Autotune Aniston Oh she wants it bad. Last week I posted this article about Jennifer Aniston’s new role in Goree Girls, the true story about a female inmate country band from the 40s, questioning whether she’ll be willing to get ugly for Oscar. Prisoners in 1940s had perfect blowouts? Most By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 10:17 am
Dumbass Robo sells at Maxfield? …the f-ck??? For those who’ve never been to Maxfield in West Hollywood… Super ultra luxe. Like crazy crazy luxe. I once became obsessed with a Rick Owens jacket there and Jacek told me I could jump up his ass because it would have meant not making our car payments By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 07:24 am
Robert Pattinson An Open Mouth Birthday She’s 30 today, my friend Laura. Laura cockblocked me from James Franco at Sundance. Laura almost bitchslapped Sienna Miller at Burger King. Laura refused to let me wear an amazingly ridiculous headwrap to interview Tony Leung at TIFF two years ago. Laura was with me in Cannes when Mischa By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 05:34 am
Bad Style I don’t want to see you in these pants He’s RDJ. In London. He can get away with the purse. But the pants… I never want to see these pants on a man who brings the quiver. Not only because these pants are usually associated with douchebags and thick chains riding around in tricked out Hondas blasting Flo By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 04:22 am
Sienna Miller Another summer, another man And this time he’s not married. It’s progress. This is Sienna Miller on family holiday in Ibiza with her new boyfriend DJ George Baker. Last year she was in a bikini with Balthazar Getty further tarnishing her reputation. After a tumultuous on again/off again relationship, Balthy has By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 04:15 am
Girly Throw Downs Saying it’s SO OVER Yesterday photos were released of Tom and Katie mid-argument after she supposedly snapped at him for making her wait, one of the few times the two have been pictured not faking their fake love, prompting many people to declare that IT’S SO OVER! and calling for a divorce watch. By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 03:52 am
Douchebags Pippy on a big boy bike Little Pipsqueak rode a man’s bike yesterday to Café Med after lunch. It’s the red backpack that seals it, non? Brad Pitt could carry this backpack off with an adult swagger. Justin Timberlake rolls around like it’s a Big Wheel. Pips is busy these days, not in By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 03:30 am
Bad Style Oh Anna, what have you done? Look at Posh’s face. The foundation. The skintone lips. She looks hideous. F-cking hideous. It’s Victoria Beckham today in Boston for the American Idol auditions wearing ten inches of foundation and bronzer. She had toned down this sh-t, you see, to appease Anna Wintour as she campaigned for By Lainey • Aug 13, 2009 01:03 pm
Hook Ups Snapface photo shoot Fresh off her minibreak with Bradley Cooper in Spain, where he was spotted stroking her ass and kissing her in a church, Renee Zellweger returned to New York for a photo shoot today with red lips covered under a sheet. As you can see, Renee’s eyes are open all By Lainey • Aug 13, 2009 11:04 am
