Movie Reviews and Previews Pippy’s not climbing the mountain He said he would climb Kilimanjaro for charity, then his girlfriend decided to tag along, but he got booked for a movie so he backed out, and since she doesn’t get booked for sh-t, she had to keep at it. Along with Emile Hirsch who was confirmed yesterday By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 02:42 am
Style GOOPy’s striped hat My Gwyneth was photographed in London this morning arriving at the gym in a long puffy coat. Word is it’s not exactly the Tracy Anderson Method anymore. Love that striped toque. I just bought a wool striped toque with a pompom top. My favourite. G is supposed to be By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 02:16 am
Cheese 2 minutes of amazingness And so much f-cking cringe. Ew! But I’ve watched this 3 times. And since Kevin Jonas chose to provide his wedding video (totally free, right?) to Access Hollywood, this sh-t is fair game. Especially when it’s such a wonderful gift. Right off the top, note the By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 01:51 am
Famewhores Vagina Virgin wedding sale Part 2 Way to commemorate a private occasion. By selling exclusive wedding photos to People Magazine in a paid package that probably included a picture of the honeymoon – how’s that for keeping some things to yourself? Last week it was Kevin Jonas and his “princess” in a fake New York castle By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 12:03 pm
Bad Style Stop showing me your thighs I am a fickle bitch. Ordinarily this is not a particularly positive attribute but it can be quite useful when it comes to objects of fantasy. The whole point of a Freebie 5 is what happens with the unattainable quiver. They can’t unattainable quiver if they suck sh-t. By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 09:06 am
Hook Ups Michael Cera meets Fight Club Kinda. Youth In Revolt opens this Friday. And while I know Michael Cera can be tedious and annoying, the Michael Cera who shows up in Youth in Revolt is more than bearable. If you can’t stand to stand in line for Avatar and if Daybreakers isn’t your thing, By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 09:01 am
Movie Reviews and Previews LipGloss Avatar Avatar is officially a monster. Has already surpassed $1 BILLION worldwide. Currently ranked 4th in all time box office earnings meaning James Cameron now owns the top spot (Titanic) and is quickly closing in on the 2nd as Avatar approaches the records set by Pirates of the Caribbean and The By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 06:51 am
Bad Style No playoffs for the famous Marc Anthony bought into the Miami Dolphins this season. He and his wife have made it a home game tradition to roll out some kind of carpet, and Fergie, also a co-owner, showed up yesterday with Josh Duhamel to round out the season…which was a losing one. So By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 05:30 am
Douchebags Gerry at the beach It’s expired. You can’t possibly use Dear Frankie anymore as a quiveration rationalisation for Gerard Butler. Or Phantom of the Opera, and he was gross in that anyway. As for his boorish grunting in 300 – that’s done too. At least the body is. So let’s recap By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 04:50 am
Shia LaBeouf Carey & Shia: first holiday They were together for New Year’s, Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf celebrated a first milestone in LA. Very serious. The two were photographed this weekend walking his dog. He apparently has 2 bulldogs – Brando and Rex. They’re saying this is Brando. He has a great face, non? We By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 03:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Family Brange at the show Can you imagine the f-ckin’ production whenever they go out? I observe my friends with children. How long it takes to get everyone ready, to pack them all up, to make sure no one has to pee, and then you throw security and extra transportation and alleged pap avoidance By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 03:05 am
Break Ups Where were you Jakey? This is Jake Gyllenhaal arriving at LAX yesterday. Not sure where he was. But we all have our theories. As you know, Jakey and Reese Witherspoon are over. He did however spend some time in late December just before Christmas in New York, spotted hanging out with friends at a By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 02:51 am
Intro for Jan 04, 2010 Dear Gossips, Don’t mean to start the New Year off on a nag note but it really is time for me to start on your asses again about Friday Night Lights. We finally caught up on Season 4 over the holiday and for those of you who are already By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 02:37 am
Best of 2009 Best of 2009: Johnny’s Birthday Entertainment Weekly named him Best of the Decade. For damn sure. He totally owned it. Up and down and all around, with the arty pics and the big blockbusters, and the cool factor, and the transition – from tortured bad boy to enigmatic family man, no one is the Depp. And By Lainey • Dec 31, 2009 10:06 am
Bad Style Best of 2009: Porny at the Chili Cook-off! Please. You know it was coming. There’s a special place in my heart for Jessica Simpson. She isn’t evil inside like Ebola Hilton. Porny’s issues stem from her father’s f-ckery, and the lack of true friendship and brain mass. But she’s not ill intentioned. By Lainey • Dec 31, 2009 09:51 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Drink with GOOP on NYE The last GOOP of the year and Thanks God it has nothing to do with soul searching or recipes or parenting tips. GOOP’s NYE is all about the Drank. A selection of cocktails from famous places around the world starting with the Hemingway Bar at the Ritz in Paris. By Lainey • Dec 31, 2009 03:57 am
