Break Ups Famewhore loses Vagina Virgin Joe Jonas is no longer dating Camilla Belle. Her rep has confirmed it’s over. No specifics were given but we all know it’s because he was afraid of her vagina. A Vagina Virgin can’t make the next step, you know? Apparently Joe, because he can’t help By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 08:35 am
Quiveration Josh’s travel suit This is for Lara. At her stag this weekend, Kelly and Duana put together a game of Family Feud. Joshua Jackson was an answer in the category “Lara’s Celebrity Crushes” alongside Ed Westwick and Justin Timberlake. Lara will LOVE these photos. It’s Joshua at Vancouver airport leaving for By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 08:06 am
Quiveration Hugh’s weekend with the kids Hugh Jackman was photographed in NYC this weekend with his children Oscar and Ava. Hugh gets to stay close to family through the rest of summer and fall because he’ll be on Broadway with Daniel Craig in A Steady Rain, beginning previews on September 10th. Hugh and Daniel together… By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 05:41 am
Twilight Hugging Am having a hard time looking at these photos. The fontrum is too much. What is it about Twilight that has inspired its fans to piss on their pride? Robert Pattinson arrived in New York last night and was greeted by the usual throng of photographers and fans, one of By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 05:25 am
True Blood True Blood Triangle Sounds like it’s coming. The real vampires arrived in town for Comic-Con this weekend in time for a new episode that aired on HBO last night. Did you watch? Did you PVR? You are devoted, right? It’s the best, non? Here’s the cast on the panel and By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 04:38 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Meangirling Gwyneth At Comic-Con this weekend – nine months before the release of Iron Man 2 – Jon Favreau and Robert Downey Jr came back to the place that started it all. It was at Comic-Con 2007 where Favreau unveiled a rough cut clip of his first film that earned the approval of hardcore By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 04:01 am
Girlcrushes Start the week with Cate Gladly. This is Cate Blanchett with husband Andrew Upton arriving at the Sydney Opera House for the Helpmann 2009 Awards honouring the performing arts. Cate and Andrew are currently co-artistic directors of the Sydney Theatre Company and Cate was nominated, though did not win, for Best Actress. Love her so By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 03:08 am
Brad Pitt Drive-through Brange Next headline: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are terrible parents because they feed their kids McDonalds. Gwyneth Paltrow “would rather die” than put that sh-t in her kids’ mouths. And many in the judgy mom set totally agree. “You mean you don’t buy organic? (Tut tut!) You mean your By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 03:01 am
Clown Tongue Thumb vs Twi-Hards Bring it. You love it. I’d buy tickets and invite all of you to come watch. Megan Fox is at Comic-Con to promote Jennifer’s Body. At some point she picked up a Robert Pattinson/Entertainment Weekly pillow and posed with it, and of course you remember that there By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 09:41 am
Douchebags It’s helping... We are helping? As imaginary friends of Jessica Simpson, I think our work is working. No more articles on People.com from “friends” describing that she’s sad and mopey and a total loser sitting on her mom’s couch drunk texting Tony Romo. Instead, two sightings in a row By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 08:23 am
Amazingness His music and his jeans It’s Friday. Some Karl on a Friday, “thanks God” because it’s been an exceptionally strong I Hate People week. Karl hates everyone. But not people who were in Paris. Heh. Check him out the other day in Berlin for an Elle Magazine photo shoot accompanied by his “muse” By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 07:20 am
Parent Pimps SATC 2 – Exclusive Stop reading here if you can’t handle the spoilers. Sex & the City the second movie – a few exclusive plot details. You ready? Ugh. My sources tell me that JailBait Miley Cyrus, as of this week, is confirmed to be on set for one day. Not known yet exactly By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 06:26 am
Douchebags Cruz and Becks matching haircuts Heh. Cruz has a hawk. And Becks is showing off a new cut too. I love. I die. While Posh was sitting stiffly on a swing yesterday, David Beckham took his boys shopping – I guess this is how they parent? Because Victoria takes them shopping with her all the time By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 05:28 am
No Kids It’s a book by French author Corinne Maier called No Kids: 40 Good Reasons Not To Have Children that caused a sh-t storm in her country when it was published last year and will be available in Canada (and the US I’m assuming) on August 4th – can’t By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 04:52 am
Style Ginger Scarjo Yet another colour change. This is Scarlett Johansson, not hiding from cameras, arriving at the LA Shorts Fest 2009 opening last night. She isn’t covering her face with a scarf and complaining about you wanting to look at her. The explanation of course is that this is an “official” By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 03:56 am
Twilight Hormone Convention Taylor!!!!!!!! Whyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Why you sitting between Robsten at the press conference – get the F*CK OFF THE STAGE! They’ve been apart for so long, how can you keep them apart even longer. OMG!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU TAYLOR! Every time you talk Rob and Kristen have to look at you By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 03:20 am
