Baby and Bump Obsession Real people don’t look like this When I see models in magazines sometimes I think they can’t be real. Like anyone who looks so perfect must have been created by a computer. And this is comforting. How can my ass compete with a computer? Can’t. Impossible. Acceptance. Peace. Then Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 07:11 am
Girly Throw Downs Tweeting tweaked – the morning after It’s never her fault. Especially when she f-cks up on Twitter. Yesterday I posted this article about Lindsay Lohan trash-tweeting Justin Timberlake’s William Rast at Colette Paris and Macy’s, calling it low classy and not chic. Not long after the article went up on my blog, Lilo, By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 05:51 am
Frauds It’s a prop Shelf Ass Jessica Biel hit up a salon yesterday and made sure to show the paps waiting outside that she’d been reading a script while getting her hair done. A script for the sequel to the Love Guru? Because that’s about all she’s being offered these days. By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 05:25 am
Amazingness NPH to host Emmys? Hopefully yes! After killing as host of the Tony Awards – wasn’t he so f-cking great??? – Emmy Award show producers have approached Neil Patrick Harris to front this year’s event on September 20th. They’re haggling over money right now. And if they’re smart, they’ll give him By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 04:10 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Leather pants and platforms Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning yesterday on the set of The Runaways working that old school style. High waist leather pants. Please. If I put those on I’d be the Chinese Porny Simpson. Kristen however looks amazing. There’s a cute, cute, CUTE body under there. As for those By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 03:41 am
Maple Leaf Drake by Kanye There’s been a lot of hype surrounding Drake, helped of course by his intriguing relationship with Rihanna. He’s Canadian so chatter is even louder here than anywhere else. But even before signing with L’il Wayne’s label Young Money for a deal rumoured to be worth $4 By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 02:51 am
Amazingness Porny in the morning! She knew we needed her. And she delivered, just like Mimi. Tiger Woods held his pro am yesterday in DC and invited Tony Romo. With Romo came Porny. She tucked her bits into a tight striped dress and sang the national anthem. LOVE what was written on the Washington Post By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 02:30 am
Girly Throw Downs Lilo’s crack tweets vs Justin Timberlake? A couple of weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan and Justin Timberlake were at the same club in New York and Pip was drunk and supposedly all over some girl and Lilo tweeted about him and called him a cheater. Or something. Then she denied it saying she’d been hacked. Hacked By Lainey • Jul 01, 2009 05:04 am
Michael Jackson Stephen King’s Tribute There are so many pouring in (mostly on Twitter!?!!!!???) but this one so far is my favourite. Because I love Stephen King. He writes beautifully, dispassionately, and almost always captures the right tone. In the new issue of Entertainment Weekly – a special edition dedicated to MJ – King, who is a By Lainey • Jul 01, 2009 04:10 am
Chills Chills Chills GMD & Robo begin work in Australia Katie Holmes will spend the summer shooting Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark in Australia. She arrived with Tom and Little Sci today in Melbourne, were spotted at the private airfield and taken to Crown Casino to meet up with Tom’s longtime friend Jamie Packer. Jamie Packer is By Lainey • Jul 01, 2009 03:44 am
Hook Ups Dining with the desperate First Jennifer Aniston, now Renee Zellweger, what’s the common denominator between Bradley Cooper’s recent dinner companions? And chill out you crusty bitches – it’s not being 40 and single that’s the problem. It’s been 40 and single and insisting on the FABULOUSNESS of it, but then By Lainey • Jul 01, 2009 03:22 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Free baby photo By now you’ve likely seen this photo – Sarah Jessica Parker and Mr Dandy with their son James Wilke and their newborn twin girls… Couple of weeks ago I mentioned that they’d probably sell the first pictures of Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick and Tabitha Hodge Broderick to some magazine. By Lainey • Jun 30, 2009 08:32 am
Girly Throw Downs Jay is one of the few Good. So remember when Chris Brown beat the sh-t out of his girlfriend? Remember her face? Remember him a couple of weeks later having so much fun on his jetski in Miami? Remember him rolling around in expensive cars? Remember how upset people were for, what, like a couple of By Lainey • Jun 30, 2009 05:55 am
Maple Leaf At home on his Vespa You can’t see it here but he’s been booting around on one in Vancouver for the last couple of weeks. Joshua Jackson is home. For work. Production on Fringe has moved here and he was spotted on set yesterday shooting scenes for the new season. Cutie! And where’ By Lainey • Jun 30, 2009 04:46 am
Girly Throw Downs MC Mimi vs Marshall Mathers He keeps rapping about f-cking her, seemingly not able to get over her, and now she’s singing about his obsession with her. It’s Mimi yesterday in New York shooting her Obsessed video dressed up like a certain Slim Shady. Eminem says they had sex. Mimi said, in her By Lainey • Jun 30, 2009 04:17 am
Gorgessity Marion Hair Art Not many can, right? But my Marion definitely can. And Michelle, who has spasms every time a celebrity attempts sateen, would concede that Marion is among the few who can work it without spoil. Michelle also mentioned last week that she found Marion’s accent embarrassing in Public Enemies. Some By Lainey • Jun 30, 2009 03:12 am
