No Kids It’s a book by French author Corinne Maier called No Kids: 40 Good Reasons Not To Have Children that caused a sh-t storm in her country when it was published last year and will be available in Canada (and the US I’m assuming) on August 4th – can’t By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 04:52 am
Style Ginger Scarjo Yet another colour change. This is Scarlett Johansson, not hiding from cameras, arriving at the LA Shorts Fest 2009 opening last night. She isn’t covering her face with a scarf and complaining about you wanting to look at her. The explanation of course is that this is an “official” By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 03:56 am
Twilight Hormone Convention Taylor!!!!!!!! Whyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Why you sitting between Robsten at the press conference – get the F*CK OFF THE STAGE! They’ve been apart for so long, how can you keep them apart even longer. OMG!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU TAYLOR! Every time you talk Rob and Kristen have to look at you By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 03:20 am
BFFs Johnny at Comic-Con Alice in Wonderland won’t be released until May 2010 – too long! – but Tim Burton has been showing footage to the press, in San Diego for Comic-Con and the studio will also be giving sneak peek clips and set pieces to journalists across North America in the coming weeks. Laura’ By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 02:48 am
Dumbass Katie Holmes: Lobotomy on a dance floor Dreadful. Michelle said to me before leaving the office last night that she was afraid to watch SYTYCD. Afraid to feel the fontrum for Katie Holmes. And her premonition came true. It was the f-cking sh-ts. And an embarrassment to the show. A complete embarrassment to a show that has, By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 02:36 am
Intro for Jul 24, 2009 Dear Gossips, Katie Holmes on So You Think You Can Dance – holy f-cking SUCK. And she spent all that time rehearsing? Hours and hours? And this is the very best they put together? OSCAR WORTHY??? Chicken Fried Britney’s half ass vaginal fondles at the MTV VMAs required more energy By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 02:18 am
Ben Affleck GOOPy cooks chicken! Laura and I have been crowding my laptop for 10 minutes completely riveted watching Gwyneth debone chicken. It’s FASCINATING. And she knows what she’s doing. I mean it’s not the first time she’s done it. And she peels potatoes like a person who peels potatoes. Unlike By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 09:47 am
Victoria Beckham Posh swings Heh. Can you imagine if it was the other swing? Like Becks gets to f-ck Katie Holmes and Posh and Tom Cruise try on clothes together? Win-win for everyone! No, Posh is swinging for reals. For a TV commercial shoot in London. Swinging in Louboutins. Swinging AND posing at the By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 08:34 am
Amazingness Johnny & Carol The gays are swooning! Johnny Depp was asked about his dream project recently. He said he wants nothing more than to play Carol Channing in a biopic. “I love her, I really do, she's amazing. With all the digital technology these days, I could probably pull it off! By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 07:35 am
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Tim & Faith: good pants, great legs A rare candid sighting of Tim McGraw and Faith Hill with their kids in LA shopping yesterday looking at puppies at a pet store. No! I don’t want to cast aspersions on this particular pet store but pet owners know about pet stores, and it's not recommended By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 05:48 am
Katie Holmes Ready for Robo? Tonight’s the night – Katie Holmes dancing and singing on the 100th episode of So You Think You Can Dance. Katie’s doing it for the Dizzy Feet Foundation – she cofounded the charity supporting art studies scholarships for kids, encouraging dance and music and even sport as a valuable educational By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 03:48 am
Hook Ups Slumdog love in NYC Freida Pinto and Dev Patel are in New York and were spotted by paps returning to their hotel last night after dinner. Dev jumped out a block ahead to avoid being photographed together. Um. Please. Why the f-cking drama? Maybe it’s that whole she was married and then became By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 03:22 am
Twilight Play on Taylor Taylor Lautner, after breaking it off rather abruptly with Selena Gomez at the end of filming New Moon, was spotted yesterday out and about accompanied by Sara Hicks, apparently his ex girlfriend. They went to eat and were also seen leaving a chiropractor’s office. Only 17 already a player… By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 02:58 am
Twilight Runaway Eyes Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning continuing to shoot The Runaways in LA yesterday. Amazing what unsuitable style can do to a person. Kristen was made for the 70s look. But it ages Dakota 20 years. As you can see, there’s a bright green water gun tucked into Kristen’s By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 02:48 am
Amazingness Whitney This article will be a novel. I can feel it already. Many of us were introduced to Michael Jackson and Madonna and Prince and Whitney Houston in the 80s – remarkable, iconic artists who totally changed the game. It’s a cliché these days, and even more so in the wake By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 09:59 am
Homewreckers Is this how you want to start your morning? Not that any time is a good time for Tori Spelling’s mashed up face but it’s especially hard first thing. But viewers of the fourth hour of The Today Show this morning were greeted with this sh-t as Tori filled in for Hoda Kotb alongside Kathy Lee Gifford. By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 08:25 am
