Homewreckers Is this how you want to start your morning? Not that any time is a good time for Tori Spelling’s mashed up face but it’s especially hard first thing. But viewers of the fourth hour of The Today Show this morning were greeted with this sh-t as Tori filled in for Hoda Kotb alongside Kathy Lee Gifford. By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 08:25 am
Amazingness Did the journalist direct the commercial? I f-cking love this interview. And this interview must have also been conducted by the director for the Sprite commercial in Germany who thought this ad would be appropriate for television. Brad Pitt sat down with a reporter from BILD for an interview to promote Inglourious Basterds (thanks R!). I’ By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 05:58 am
Break Ups Enough wallowing Good. Porny is going back to the gym. She wallowed in her jammies for a couple of weeks after Tony Romo bailed on her and now, obviously, she called up Ken Paves, told him to do her hair, had a makeup artist come by and apply the “natural” look, and By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 05:08 am
Girlcrushes Emma is the best Emma Thompson adopted an African son. It did not make headlines around the world. And he wasn’t a toddler at the time. His name is Tindy and he was welcomed into Emma’s family when he was 16, a Rwandan refugee newly arrived in England after fleeing the war By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 04:36 am
Quiveration RDJ’s great hair day At the premiere of Orphan last night, Robert Downey Jr accompanied his wife Susan, a producer on the film, on the carpet, totally working a really great hair day. Sexy beast. As you can see, he was easily the star of the night, eclipsing the actual stars of the movie, By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 03:49 am
Blind Riddles Two girls, one limo Both former “It” girls, both around the same age, both with body issues, both experts at denial, both f-cked up, and they found themselves together one night in a limo, not alone, accompanied by assistants and business agents and other Hollywood hangers-on, and of course cranked up on something, and By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 02:30 am
Intro for Jul 22, 2009 Dear Gossips, Am on a Whitney Houston high. Last night, I attended the exclusive Whitney Houston listening session at the Allen Room at Jazz at the Lincoln Center, a small, intimate venue, a throwback (as Clive Davis said) to the old days, when it was about the song and the By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 02:27 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Just like old times Angelina Jolie and son Maddox were photographed today at LAX flying out…and commercial! Must not be a long trip. Just like old times when it was only the two of them. Remember how little he was? And we’re only 2 weeks away now from Maddox’s 8th birthday. By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 09:18 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Zac falls and when Gwen was in Vancouver LipGloss Zac Efron has been keeping a low profile in Vancouver while working on Charlie St Cloud. Has also not been attacked by LipHards hoping he’ll fall in love with them while signing an autograph or the Twi-Hard preferred method of asphyxiation. On Saturday Zac went up to Whistler By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 09:01 am
Hook Ups Years in the making YES! Finally! They’ve danced around it before, both were unavailable, but now they find themselves in the same city, and single, and more mature, and Cameron Diaz and Leonardo DiCaprio??? Please Sweet Shiloh, please make it so. UK gossips are reporting that they had dinner the other night at By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 08:07 am
Sports JLo is a dolphin Marc Anthony is now part owner of the Miami Dolphins. Terms of the deal with undisclosed but the point is he and Jennifer Lopez will be frequently spotted in the owner’s box come September. Longtime readers of this site will know that Dolphins are my team. They’ve sucked By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 07:25 am
Megan Fox Tongue and Thumb are coming to TIFF The Toronto International Film Festival has released more features on its schedule, most notably Jennifer’s Body on Midnight Madness Opening Night. You know what that means? Megan Fox headlines Jennifer’s Body. It’s her first non-Transformers film. There’s no doubt she’ll come to Toronto to support By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 05:10 am
Style Posh dots, white, high waisted, and flatter? Sunday night she was supposedly pissy Posh when David and Tom Cruise were manwhoring right in front of her at Hyde. Not sure if I buy that story. I would have done if the plant hadn’t included details about Tom participating in the straight flirtation. Like, please. Anyway, doesn’ By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 04:03 am
Girlcrushes Rashida has great taste Michelle, Duana and I were moaning about Zadie Smith last year – so young, so brilliant, has taught at Harvard and Columbia, and will become a full professor at NYU in 2010. She’s only 33. Love her. Hate her! We felt even worse about ourselves after reading this article on By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 03:33 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried…free? Perhaps they’ve finally made enough money off of her… TMZ is reporting that Britney’s dad Jamie Spears will seek to end his conservatorship over her in November at the end of her tour. No more daily cheese grits? Apparently Jamie believes that Britney can function on her own By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 02:54 am
Girly Throw Downs Crack Jealous Drugs make you paranoid. Just ask Mischa Barton. And it’s worse for these twats running around Hollywood – young, insecure, and ignorant. Dangerous combination. No secret, Lindsay Lohan is a jealous bitch. She’s jealous for attention. She needs to be at the centre of it all the time. When By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 02:49 am
