Girly Throw Downs Crack Jealous Drugs make you paranoid. Just ask Mischa Barton. And it’s worse for these twats running around Hollywood – young, insecure, and ignorant. Dangerous combination. No secret, Lindsay Lohan is a jealous bitch. She’s jealous for attention. She needs to be at the centre of it all the time. When By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 02:49 am
Rihanna On Chris Brown’s apology Am assuming you’ve seen it? If not – the clip is below: a video posted on YouTube, Chris Brown’s public apology for smacking the sh-t out of girlfriend Rihanna. Many of you have emailed your thoughts and asked for mine. Totally scripted, overly rehearsed, and can it be sincere By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 02:32 am
Intro for Jul 21, 2009 Dear Gossips, There’s a direct flight from Vancouver to Newark and at that time of night it only takes half an hour to get to the city. When I arrived in Newark I loitered for a few minutes like Marcus Flutie in Megan McCafferty’s Perfect Fifths. Was also By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 02:23 am
Hook Ups Will he last longer than Lance? Exclusive. Alex Rodriguez was not an all-star. So last week during the All-Star break he was with Kate Hudson instead. She and her family always spend part of the summer in Muskoka – she took Lance Armstrong there last year, and this year, manslinger’s replaced him with someone even douchier. By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 01:10 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Matt in the city Matt Damon and his wife Luciana are in New York, spotted out for dinner last night. Matt looks good, relaxed and happy, except for that one shot where his pants are hanging like loser. He was also photographed in more formal attire this morning after a meeting. Matt will once By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 10:57 am
Russell Brand Brand in the city It’s been a while since I’ve indulged you Russell Brand freaks. Who am I to tease? My nighttime dream boyfriend is Eminem. Anyway, Russell is hosting the VMAs again, have you heard? Will he wear his favourite pants? He was in New York this weekend wearing them with By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 07:29 am
David Duchovny Marriage is hard work It will be 8 years for us in November, and it’s good, but it’s work. Sometimes it’s very hard work. Anyone who tells you it’s not, and that love is all that matters, is either lying to you or a Twi-Hard. Tea Leoni knows about the By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 06:58 am
Twilight Cure for hangover Received an email this morning from Carol-Anne. Carol is a Twi-Hard but is not crazy. And she was initially skeptical about crazy reports on my site about the lunatics. She, um, has since been convinced. I think it was the tattoos. Anyway, about Carol-Anne’s message this morning – it was By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 06:00 am
Lainey Interviews Two finger handshake I was in New York last week on 3 junkets – Harry Potter, Bandslam (which was actually much better and funnier than I expected), and G-Force. Was super, super excited about G-Force, though not the part when I had to screen the movie with a theatre full of children hopped up By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 04:48 am
Sienna Miller Where’s Joe for GI Joe? GI Joe begins promotion in Australia – stars Sienna Miller and Channing Tatum were at a photo call and press conference today and will make their way to North America before the movie’s August 7th release. Joseph Gordon Levitt who plays Cobra Commander did not come along for the trip. By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 03:50 am
Girlcrushes Alanis in a groove These are high times for Alanis Morissette. It’s a weak line, but it works. As you know, Alanis is enjoying a 7 ep arc on Weeds (please say you watch Weeds, please say you watch Weeds and not the other bullsh-t) after wrapping a successful 2 year run with By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 03:05 am
Douchebags Gift from a Douche How long before they get back together? John Mayer lives for attention. And he knows it would be a great story. Pisser is probably working it with Porny right now over text and Skype, perhaps he sent her a CD of tracks, new limp dick music to heal her broken By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 02:55 am
Sports Becks rattled, Posh burned The LA Galaxy played at home vs AC Milan yesterday – Becks had a good game, delivered a solid performance, and helped on both Galaxy goals but many fans were unmoved and unforgiving of his perceived disloyalty to the team. He tried to convince the press later on that he was By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 02:51 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jakey’s beefy but not serious Too muscle man for my taste here…but EW.com has the first official photo of Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia, Disney’s highly anticipated big blockbuster next summer – by the time it’s released in 2010 it’ll be 2 years since filming. Which might be why they’ By Lainey • Jul 17, 2009 06:39 am
Quiveration You look so great in a suit With your short salt and pepper hair, and even though it’s bad, so bad, so unhealthy, I’d be lying if I didn’t think that ciggie hanging out of your mouth is sexy as f-ck. Because you are sexy as f-ck. And here you are in London, shooting By Lainey • Jul 17, 2009 04:04 am
Quiveration Man hugs I love it when men hug in soccer. In Europe they always hug and rub each other on the head. Very erotic. Last year I wrote about Becks & Iker: A Love Story. Some of the best photos ever taken. Click here to see. And so this is Becks last By Lainey • Jul 17, 2009 03:44 am
