Dumbass Shrek Diesel DVD Already? Didn’t seem like that took very long. Fast & Furious is now on DVD if you like that sort of thing – dumbasses not obeying the speed limit led by a grunting Shrek with big muscles also known as Vin Diesel. Ugh. He’s disgusting. Shrek showed up on By Lainey • Jul 17, 2009 03:11 am
Maple Leaf Sookie in New York Emmy ignored True Blood. So it’s my duty to remind you that a new episode will air on HBO and HBO Canada on Sunday. My husband asked me yesterday: is there sex, are there breasts? It’s all he needs to know. And the answer is yes and yes. By Lainey • Jul 17, 2009 03:01 am
Quiveration Ryan's summer hair These are file photos of Ryan Gosling from around the same time last year in Washington at the American Progress' national conference. He’d buzzed off his hair. And he’s buzzed it off again. Click here to see a recent photo of Ryan in Burlington, Ontario last week By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 11:25 am
Hook Ups Ashlee & Adrian in New York It was reported a few weeks ago that they met at some event and were making out soon after. Today in New York both Adrian Grenier and Twilight’s Ashlee Greene were booked on It’s On with Alexa Chung… Coincidence or conspiracy? Here they are, arriving separately, though not By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 10:41 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy on marriage 3 in a row! No recipes! Instead, this week’s GOOP is about relationships. Her opening paragraph is short and promising. And then it gets all clinical and a little zen lotus tree huggy, posing this question to the experts: “What does it take to sustain a happy and successful By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 08:05 am
Scarlett Johansson Iron Man is horny It’s not like I’m in any hurry to get older… but so many things happen in the future, and the future can’t come fast enough. Is there a way to do it without aging? Anyway, Iron Man 2 is 9 months away. But already it’s landed By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 05:52 am
Quiveration The Angels bake The Holy Twins turned 1 on Sunday. Of course there was a celebration. Of course People.com has the exclusive details. This is what happens when you pay over $20 million for baby photos. Turns out the Brange stayed in with the family. The inlaw Pitts flew in from out By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 05:13 am
Katherine Heigl Princess AssTalk gets shut out There were several unforgivable omissions this morning when the Emmy nominations were announced. But there was also one very, very, VERY satisfying one. Remember last year the Crown Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl made headlines because she was all like I’m withdrawing from Emmy consideration because the writers suck By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 04:03 am
Justin Timberlake Tina leads, FNL ignored, and the Pip! Emmy Awards were announced this morning and once again, Friday Night Lights was totally overlooked. What will it take??? Simon Baker? In The Mentalist? He’s hot. But please. And enough of Grey’s Anatomy in the Supporting Categories. The show sucks. By the way, True Blood was ignored too. By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 03:23 am
Parent Pimps Old hags at a fashion show Who’s older? It’s hard to say. Dina and Ali Lohan showed up at some fashion show last night in New York looking like two cougar sisters escaped from the small town letting loose in the big city. Ali’s real age, if you can believe it, is actually By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 02:45 am
Maple Leaf Whip It for the girls! Thanks to Emily H for the heads up. Emily normally has her panties twisted over Kristen Stewart. But Ellen Page just might be her one true love. A better placed, orientation-wise that is, infatuation. Ellen Page is the star of Juno. And we’ve not seen her in a while. By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 01:10 pm
Amazingness Let me teach you how to bitchface From the grand dame herself. This is Sophia Loren today giving us great bitchface arriving in Venice where there’s a street being named after her tomorrow. Needless to say, she doesn’t like the lighting. Sophia is very, very particular about her lighting. It must be soft, but not By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 11:23 am
Shia LaBeouf I would run with you We have great running trails in Vancouver. In the forest, massive trees that keep it warm in the winter and cool in the summer, perfect for the dogs, and hilly sections for a challenge. Jacek hates running. Jacek hates cardio. I used to run in there all the time by By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 09:37 am
Quiveration Jude fights bad taste Despite his cheesedick sheer shirt from last week, Jude Law is very, very, VERY close to making it on the Freebie 5. Thanks to Shakespeare. Jude and Hamlet are fighting the good fight. They will not let good taste die. No matter how hard Stephenie Meyer tries to kill it, By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 08:45 am
Douchebags Smart Shelfy, Grumpy Pip He’s walking her dog. She made sure we’d see he’s walking her dog – this is Justin Timberlake out and about with Jessica Biel’s remaining pet. Yesterday he was feeling crabby and took it out on a pap. Today it’s a much healthier outlet for his By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 08:13 am
Twilight Let’s play Poor “Rob” Laura just emailed me after wetting herself over some photo of Robert Pattinson yesterday – her exact words: Come on, Elaine. Tell me he doesn’t look like a hot piece of ass in this one. I dare you. My response: He looks great! And asexual. And then she got all By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 05:27 am
