Twilight Let’s play Poor “Rob” Laura just emailed me after wetting herself over some photo of Robert Pattinson yesterday – her exact words: Come on, Elaine. Tell me he doesn’t look like a hot piece of ass in this one. I dare you. My response: He looks great! And asexual. And then she got all By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 05:27 am
Hayden Panettiere Sit DOWN Lolita Have finally gotten around to reading Hayden Panettiere’s interview with Details. Another entitled child star, smug as sh-t, imbued with that peculiar sense of “specialness” that comes from parent pimps – you were born to do this, you are a star, you are better, more talented, prettier, MORE SPECIAL than By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 05:04 am
Exclusives LipGloss & Bruno Thanks to Michelle who went to see The Hangover last night and ended up on line for tickets in front of LipGloss Zac Efron. (See you tonight at the bbq!) As mentioned on Monday, Zac is town to shoot The Death & Life and Charlie St Cloud. He went to By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 03:55 am
BFFs Becks has a new ring Of roses. 10 roses around his arm, a brand new tat, to symbolise 10 years of marriage. He showed it off during practice the other day and again last night upon arrival in New York. Becks is with the Galaxy, in town for a match against the New York Red By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 03:27 am
Lindsay Lohan Up all night On her Twitter, crack tweeting nonsense while she’s waiting for the crash. Lilo just a few hours ago seemed like she’d managed to push Samantha Ronson away again, or is fighting with her father. It’s a toss up. First this: being lied to after being my father& By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 02:47 am
Break Ups He peed on Porny’s love Why did Romo walk out on Porny? According to Radar John Mayer’s been f-cking around again. Word is everything between Jessica Simpson and QB1 was great…until last Thursday when he found out that Douchebag was still texting her. She was all cagey about the messages and when he By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 12:22 pm
Douchebags Pippy’s in a pissy mood He must have wanted the Green Lantern badly. This is Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake in West Hollywood getting his balls all sweaty over a pap who wants to take his photo. As you can see, they exchanged words, and then Pipple smirked and let it go, because he probably remembered that By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 11:06 am
Amazingness Whitney in London What is it about being sick that makes you corny? Was so happy to see new photos of Whitney Houston today in London, looking great and lucid and healthy and positive and ready to come back. The new album drops in September and her greatest supporter Clive Davis is already By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 10:48 am
Justin Timberlake Is he your type? Channing Tatum’s GQ spread this month in time for this starring role in GI Joe scheduled for release in August. Looks like a horrible movie. And since Sienna Miller is a PR disaster, they need to push out Channing or “Chan” as he likes to be called that much By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 08:55 am
Famewhores Next week’s cover Michael Jackson has been dominating magazine covers. And Jennifer Aniston wants a piece of the action. Every day the paps have been all over the set of Bounty starring Jen and Gerry Butler. She knows this. The entire crew knows this. So in between filming, just after eating – you can By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 07:58 am
Quiveration Friendship Test This is the title of the email I received from Michelle a short while ago sent to me and Duana. Because the Toronto International Film Festival has just made its first major announcement about the features this year. And Colin Farrell is coming back to TIFF. Last time he eyef-cked By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 05:21 am
Faux Gossip No, because he’s married Big surprise. The UK tabloids reported something and it turned out to be wrong. Shocking, non? Last week they put out a story about David Beckham posing with Angelina Jolie for Armani underwear. Becks has now denied the claim on the grounds that… He’s married! "You know (Angelina) By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 04:38 am
Harry Potter They love Harry Opening tonight and so far the reviews are outstanding. No, like really really really amazing. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince is currently scoring 98% on Rotten Tomatoes and an EVEN BETTER 100% among top critics. Squee! How about some love for the supporting cast? They couldn’t all By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 04:07 am
Gossip Girl He needs his alone time Us Weekly is reporting that Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick have broken up. Chace couldn’t stand to live with Ed anymore because he’s filthy so he’s now renting a place on his own. Ed and Jessica Szohr are inseparable. And Chace probably couldn’t take the straight By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 03:40 am
Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno on top Bruno won the box office this weekend with a $30 million opening, further securing Sacha Baron Cohen’s status as a major power player in Hollywood. Did you see Bruno? I have not yet. Will do this week. But I did receive this very interesting message from Ljubica below: So, By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 03:15 am
Zac Efron LipGloss kicks off summer screaming In Vancouver! Thanks to Andrea for the photo – an exclusive shot of Zac Efron arriving in Vancouver on Saturday. Lippy is in town to shoot The Death and Life of Charlie St Cloud for the summer until the fall. Which means his LipGloss contingent will go head to head against By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 12:50 pm
