Natalie Portman New York but Paris first Paris Je t’aime is a gorgeous, gorgeous movie. Have you seen it? If not, please see it first. Please see it BEFORE you see New York, I Love You. Because you will want to see New York, I Love You – it comes out in October – but it’s better By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 12:15 pm
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy gets smacked! Last week’s GOOP featured cookie recipes, one of them courtesy of Katie Lee Joel. You’ll recall my Gwyneth referred to him as “William”. Now his rep is telling Us Magazine that no one refers to him as William! GOOPers gets smacked and owned! Oddly enough, the same day By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 10:24 am
Quiveration So what if he’s dumb? Laura wants me removed from the building. Because for the last several minutes I have been panting and moaning about holy f-cking hot man sh-t Jamie Dornan’s new CK ads with Eva Mendes. In her words: You need a towel and some time to yourself. Please. Do you know By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 09:25 am
Amazingness Sacha’s hardcore method Bruno premiered in London tonight. As you can see, Sacha Baron Cohen is once again showing off his ass. Lorella emailed me about this the other day: you know he’s a hairy dude. And somehow he has no black hair pores. How??? Wonder if he had laser. But if By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 08:05 am
B-tchFace America’s Sweetest Bitchface Reese Witherspoon is in Washington shooting How Do You Know showing off a wicked bitchface. Not sure if the cameras were rolling when these were taken but a reader called Catherine (thanks Catherine!) was there this morning and observed that America’s Sweetheart isn’t exactly the sweetest on set. By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 05:59 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Away We Go to Edinburgh John Krasinski was spotted heading to a presser there in advance of his Away We Go opening the Edinburgh Film Festival tonight. Sorry I’ve been late with my thoughts. We saw it a couple of weeks ago and then travel and the Wine Flu got in the way. So By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 04:16 am
Taylor Swift T-Swift had a dream last night She is so f-cking cute. Taylor Swift at the CMT Awards last night – she was the big winner: Best Video and Best Female Video for Love Story. Love that MySpace and Facebook are such a big part of acceptance speeches from this generation: "Thank you to the fans that By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 03:17 am
Famewhores What’s the difference? Remember when the Cyrus family accused Annie Leibovitz of duping a young, impressionable girl when she posed for Vanity Fair last year? Remember they were all like “we feel exploited” and this wasn’t our fault? Yeah well… At the very least, given that it was the famed Annie Leibovitz, By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 03:03 am
Girly Throw Downs Nicole Richie > Lindsay Lohan Once upon a time they were both drugged up and starving together, two skinny bitches partying all night and loving the attention. These days, Nicole Richie is living clean, cutting out the viruses that had plagued her previous life – people and substances. One of them: Lindsay Lohan. And like the By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 02:54 am
Girly Throw Downs Concrete downgrade requested by Anna Wintour? The Sun is reporting that Posh is currently convalescing in the South of France from a recent breast reduction. Becks and the boys are with her. Apparently she had the procedure in LA 3 weeks ago…which means that they would have already been taken down when we saw her By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 02:41 am
Quiveration I Love You JGL Loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 08:22 am
Ed Westwick Spanx for men? They have it now. Maybe not Spanx brand, but there’s definitely a line of, um, male girding attire that’s now on the market. They sell them at Selfridges. Michelle just googled it. Cost $100. They come in short sleeve, long sleeve, and v-neck in a variety of colours. By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 07:37 am
Russell Crowe Russell Robin Some great shots of Russell Crowe today on location in Wales for his new highly anticipated Robin Hood movie with Ridley Scott. They’ve reportedly been scrapping incessantly, two massive egos battling every day. The studio has denied it but it’s totally believable. Please. Ridley Scott knows everything. Russell By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 06:13 am
Britney Spears English Fried Chicken Britney Spears played a series of shows in London and is now enjoying some downtime in the best city ever. Yesterday she took her boys to Hamley’s, a toy store, and today it was the zoo. As you know, Team Spears has extended the tour, just confirmed more dates By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 04:04 am
Bad Style Shake it loose! Bradley Cooper’s hair is some pretty great sh-t. But not when he slicks it back Gordon Gekko styles like some sleazy club douche which is exactly how he styled it last night at the CFDAs. Coop, as he apparently likes to be called, is wearing Calvin Klein. Properly tailored By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 03:47 am
Twilight Kristen keeps better company While Robert Pattinson narrowly avoided getting strangled by Twi-hards yesterday in New York, and probably spent the rest of the night wanting to strangle himself (the Twilight albatross gets heavier and heavier…at this point it’s more like a noose), Kristen Stewart was in LA working on her Joan By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 03:23 am