BFFs GOOPy green with Cammie D The latest GOOP newsletter doesn’t suck. This is because there are no recipes. Or book recommendations on parenting for judgy moms to use to critique the other ladies at playgroup. Nope. This week’s GOOP is about green. Love the Stella McCartney organic collection (but her site needs bigger By Lainey • Jul 03, 2009 04:04 am
Girlcrushes Marion & Mom Paris premiere of Public Enemies yesterday. Christian Bale does not seem to be accompanying Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard on the European leg of promotion. They must not think they need him. Have you seen it yet? Most of you who have seen it have written to say that you By Lainey • Jul 03, 2009 03:30 am
Katie Holmes You look like your ex-boyfriend It’s Katie Holmes, in Melbourne, beginning work on Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark. In leggings, glasses, and a toque if you squint you can see Josh Hartnett. Interestingly enough, she was seeing Josh Hartnett just before Tom Cruise captured her. And there are still a few of By Lainey • Jul 03, 2009 03:13 am
Quiveration Brad Pitt: paps come in handy! Brad Pitt was riding around today in LA on his bike today. Then it broke down. “Thanks God” the paps were around. He ended up hitching a ride off one of them and they drove off. Damn he is hot right now. It’s the whole package, non? His hair By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 03:00 pm
Whitney Houston Mental Mouthwash Need something to get those disgusting Cyrus/Jonas images out of your mind? How about a comeback? Whitney’s comeback! Her new single has just hit the internets – a very personal ballad called I Didn’t Know My Own Strength, clearly intended to be a goose bumpy tearjerker. There’s By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 12:25 pm
Famewhores Britney & Justin v2.0 They’re manufacturing it already. Something to make you sick courtesy of Disney, the Vagina Virgin Jonas Family, and the people who spawned JailBait. Prepare yourselves… It’s your favourite – Noah Cyrus (you last saw her prancing around in a bathing suit click here for a refresher), age 9, on By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 11:24 am
Robert Pattinson Be careful how you look at him That’s what they’re hissing at her… At Emilie de Ravin, as she shoots with Robert Pattinson in New York today on the set of Remember Me, looking up at him beguilingly, so pretty, they are shouting it from every corner of the world: Don’t you f-cking look By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 10:55 am
Cheese Posehard in your underwear Two new ads released from the Armani underwear campaign featuring the Beckhams, both of them flexing every muscle, looking at thin as possible, posing harder than they’ve ever posed before. The couple that posehards together stays together. What kills me is the way David is arching his back. Like By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 09:14 am
Harry Potter Of course he is! Rufus Scrimgeour is to be played by Bill Nighy! The Independent reports that Nighy told them: "I don't think I'm allowed to say it but I'm going to be in the next Harry Potter film." Squee! Bill once said that that he By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 07:56 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Real people don’t look like this When I see models in magazines sometimes I think they can’t be real. Like anyone who looks so perfect must have been created by a computer. And this is comforting. How can my ass compete with a computer? Can’t. Impossible. Acceptance. Peace. Then Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 07:11 am
Girly Throw Downs Tweeting tweaked – the morning after It’s never her fault. Especially when she f-cks up on Twitter. Yesterday I posted this article about Lindsay Lohan trash-tweeting Justin Timberlake’s William Rast at Colette Paris and Macy’s, calling it low classy and not chic. Not long after the article went up on my blog, Lilo, By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 05:51 am
Frauds It’s a prop Shelf Ass Jessica Biel hit up a salon yesterday and made sure to show the paps waiting outside that she’d been reading a script while getting her hair done. A script for the sequel to the Love Guru? Because that’s about all she’s being offered these days. By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 05:25 am
Amazingness NPH to host Emmys? Hopefully yes! After killing as host of the Tony Awards – wasn’t he so f-cking great??? – Emmy Award show producers have approached Neil Patrick Harris to front this year’s event on September 20th. They’re haggling over money right now. And if they’re smart, they’ll give him By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 04:10 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Leather pants and platforms Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning yesterday on the set of The Runaways working that old school style. High waist leather pants. Please. If I put those on I’d be the Chinese Porny Simpson. Kristen however looks amazing. There’s a cute, cute, CUTE body under there. As for those By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 03:41 am
Maple Leaf Drake by Kanye There’s been a lot of hype surrounding Drake, helped of course by his intriguing relationship with Rihanna. He’s Canadian so chatter is even louder here than anywhere else. But even before signing with L’il Wayne’s label Young Money for a deal rumoured to be worth $4 By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 02:51 am
Amazingness Porny in the morning! She knew we needed her. And she delivered, just like Mimi. Tiger Woods held his pro am yesterday in DC and invited Tony Romo. With Romo came Porny. She tucked her bits into a tight striped dress and sang the national anthem. LOVE what was written on the Washington Post By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 02:30 am
