Britney Spears Here comes brown When the bad sh-t happened, she was almost always brown. Chicken Fried Crazy comes out super strong when she’s a brunette… Terrible memories. But perhaps all that has changed now, especially since the meds are under control. Britney was out and about this weekend with her agent (and boyfriend) By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 04:46 am
Clown Crackhead birthday party She’s turning 23 on July 2nd but you’d think she’d be at least 10 years older, right? Lindsay Lohan celebrated in Vegas over the weekend looking like she’s been opening her legs for crack for the last decade, and perhaps pimp-beaten and left in an alley By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 03:55 am
Girlcrushes Alicia would never I love Alicia Keys. So much. It would kill me if she turned out to be a twat. I interviewed Alicia briefly at the Superbowl in 2008 in Phoenix. Michelle was producing. And I remember both of us, even though our loins were pointed in the direction of John Krasinski, By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 03:08 am
Style Everything but the shoes Beyonce at the BET Awards last night wearing the best dress of the night no doubt. It’s exquisite. And she looks exquisite in it. Great hair, cute accessories…everything but the shoes. Cheap and gimmicky shoes, non? Tina must have told her to. B’s husband Jay-Z was there By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 02:56 am
Quiveration Monday Morning Jackson This is for CJ. And all the rest who email me daily saying enough of Robert Pattinson, what about Jackson Rathbone? Indeed. But Jackson is harder to find. Which is why we should get started this Monday morning by sipping on some of his sexy. This is Jackson in New By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 02:35 am
Sports Enjoying his Cup(s) Heh. I’ve been saving this one since Wednesday. Friday afternoon is the perfect time. My favourite photos of the week. It’s Evgeni Malkin and his girlfriend Oksana in Miami. My husband, as I’ve told you he’s a guy’s guy. Ball scratching, sports watching, boob loving, By Lainey • Jun 26, 2009 10:43 am
Ryan Reynolds Everybody loves Sandra Sandra Bullock fought back on behalf of the Movie Star last week as The Proposal surprisingly earned over $30 million, way exceeding industry projections. Formulaic chick flick but whatever. In the war against reality losers and the democratisation of celebrity, a real star like Sandra driving a romcom all the By Lainey • Jun 26, 2009 10:22 am
Dumbass Porny just in time Oh Porny! We need you! Especially since Mimi is hiding her cheese. It’s Jessica Simpson in New York last night looking surprisingly very well put together with Ken Paves and some other friends heading out for a boat cruise. We saw Ken Paves last week at the MMVAs to By Lainey • Jun 26, 2009 08:09 am
Style Olsen rescue Have received a lot of email about my dress at S.M.U.T. Was originally intending to wear another one but there was, um, a wardrobe malfunction and, at 5pm, with only an hour before I had to be at the venue… PANIC. Thank you Mary Kate and Ashley By Lainey • Jun 26, 2009 06:06 am
Bad Style Anne is Viola Opening performance of Twelfth Night to kick off Shakespeare in the Park, this is Anne Hathaway at the curtain call and then in gold at the afterparty. The gold isn’t so flattering, agree? Anne has received mostly solid reviews for her enthusiasm – am told she’s present, generous, and By Lainey • Jun 26, 2009 04:50 am
Robert Pattinson Is that a new shirt? Twi-hards will know. It’s not like Robert Pattinson dresses with a lot of variety but they do have a very intimate knowledge of his wardrobe. They’ve memorised every thread. They’ve catalogued each and every day he’s worn a certain shirt. So it’s certain they will By Lainey • Jun 26, 2009 04:39 am
Sacha Baron Cohen What will Bruno do? The LA premiere of Bruno went ahead as planned yesterday and Sacha Baron Cohen, in character of course, also stopped by The Tonight Show for a visit with Conan O’Brien during which Conan could not stop looking at his kugelsack. Bruno hits theatres July 10th but last night on By Lainey • Jun 26, 2009 03:50 am
Amazingness 3 segment Johnny I love the 3 segment guest on David Letterman. My friend Gab and I talk about this all the time. Not everyone gets 3 segments. Only the very, very special ones get 3 segments. Like Julia Roberts. And Will Smith. And George Clooney. And Tom Hanks. And yes, Johnny Depp. By Lainey • Jun 26, 2009 03:35 am
Johnny Depp You stay away from him Megan Fox brought her brand of low classy poor man’s Angelina to Letterman today and spiced it up with a little Dita von Teese. The Fox is feeling triumphant. Her movie, Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, despite getting annihilated by critics, just set a box office record for a By Lainey • Jun 25, 2009 12:10 pm
Clown What sex tape? News broke last week about Leighton Meester’s sex tape. While the video has not yet found its way onto the internets, several screencaps were released last week – the images are, um, extremely revealing – and a bidding war is said to be underway for the actual footage of Leighton having By Lainey • Jun 25, 2009 10:42 am
Quiveration Something about Shia I tweeted my Shia LaBeouf confession a couple of weeks ago. Something about Shia makes me quiver. It started on the way back from Cannes. Laura and I were flying back together and started talking about Transformers and Shia’s fame and what it was about him and Eagle Eye By Lainey • Jun 25, 2009 09:32 am
