Hot S.M.U.T. In The City! Oh yeah it was hot. Sweltering. But it doesn’t sound like any of you let that stop you from enjoying the bar. And the free flowing martinis kept us cool enough to gossip. As Sydney wrote to me yesterday: “Who cares about the heat ... we just went through a By Lainey • Jun 25, 2009 08:36 am
Robert Pattinson When will they attack her? Emilie, you in danger girl. It’s Emilie de Ravin, shooting what looks like a date scene with Robert Pattinson on the Remember Me set in a series of photos that will likely be used by tabloids to suggest a budding romance between the two stars, much to the dismay By Lainey • Jun 25, 2009 07:23 am
Jennifer Aniston How will they use it? It doesn’t happen often, but when it does happen, they love to use it. An unflattering photo of Jennifer Aniston taken today on the set of Bounty in Atlantic City. Not only is there no glow, she also looks grey, ashy, doughy, pinched, and above all old. I won’ By Lainey • Jun 25, 2009 04:56 am
Cheating Loins Thank LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian was busted for cheating with LeAnn Rimes back in March. Their Lifetime movie then scored super high ratings, and now Eddie has been confirmed as a series regular on CSI: Miami in the fall. Yay for infidelity! More acting gigs mean more money. And Eddie needs money. Because By Lainey • Jun 25, 2009 04:14 am
Zooey Deschanel Don’t judge him by his photos It’s Joseph Gordon-Levitt. And he’s terribly UNphotogenic. And I know how it feels. And I told you last week that he’s so so SO great in (500) Days of Summer and how much I loved the film and I don’t’ want you to judge him, or By Lainey • Jun 25, 2009 03:33 am
Bad Style When’s the follow-up? So Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper went out for dinner last Thursday. Five minutes later Life & Style was reporting they’re getting married, even though he flew back to LA shortly after and hasn’t returned to New York since, and she’s been shooting in New York and By Lainey • Jun 25, 2009 02:52 am
Famewhores No photos for a week The Beckhams have been vacationing in the French Riviera for a week or so during which time there have been no photos of the family, save for a few shots of their arrival at the airport. Since then nothing. Until today as they were spotted departing. It has nothing to By Lainey • Jun 25, 2009 02:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession What else would he be? These are articles that make me crazy. Also terribly entertaining. It’s one of the headlines at People.com today: Matthew Broderick 'Very Happy' Over Twins' Birth What else would he be other than happy? The article goes on to elaborate about said happiness with more inane By Lainey • Jun 24, 2009 05:48 am
Hook Ups Future Love Triangle So the other night, Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper were “caught” out for dinner. As expected, their new relationship has made the cover of every tabloid this week, not the main story though as Jon & Kate still seem to be dominating headlines. Ugh. Jen feels the same way too. By Lainey • Jun 24, 2009 04:13 am
Style When you go out for dinner… With your boyfriend/girlfriend or your husband, and it’s an ordinary evening, nothing to celebrate, no particular occasion, do you call in your hair and makeup team? And wear Herve Leger? If you’re Jennifer Lopez, of course you do. This is JLo with Marc Anthony at Cecconi’s By Lainey • Jun 24, 2009 03:51 am
Twilight They are crying today Because Robert Pattinson has a bruised and bloody face. It’s obviously makeup for a scene in Remember Me shooting in New York last night. But we all now know the Twi-hard inability to separate fact from fiction. The same way they truly believe Pattinson is Edward Cullen and should By Lainey • Jun 24, 2009 03:32 am
Quiveration The Beautiful People Oh la. In LA last night – Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard at the premiere of Public Enemies, in theatres July 1. Sigh. Love her. Love this look for her. Love her cute giggle/smile. Love her so much. And him… A man of his own style. And always humble and By Lainey • Jun 24, 2009 02:27 am
Parent Pimps She’s been plucked She’s been plucked since I saw her last, and not by you. It takes a woman to know it. There’s a great line from Shakespeare in Love, a film that in hindsight gets sh-t on all the time for undeservedly taking the Oscar from Saving Private Ryan. Totally By Lainey • Jun 24, 2009 02:10 am
Sports Novak the Clown Wimbledon started this week so we’re seeing some tennis pics being snapped by our photo agencies. Gives me a reason to post something about a topic where my head is only half way up my *ss and not fully. Here’s world no. 4 ranked Novak Djokovic checking out By Lainey • Jun 23, 2009 10:44 am
Famewhores Please let this fail quickly I know Lainey refuses to talk about this trash but I’ve got the floor this afternoon so too bad… Us is reporting that experts predict a slow decline for Jon and Kate. Apparently ratings have been falling steadily as is, and now that the clowns have announced that they’ By Lainey • Jun 23, 2009 10:03 am
Douchebags Isn’t this beneath you? At the premiere of Transformers last night, it’s Emile Hirsch with his girlfriend. He doesn’t seem to leave home without her now. And her shady friends who sell out Robert Pattinson. So … Emile is, like, the best young thespian ever in his mind, remember? He only does arty By Lainey • Jun 23, 2009 06:34 am
