Amazingness Nimble Queen Elton John played Barcelona last night. Looks like it was an energetic performance. Never knew the Queen was so flexible. We are sitting in the ferry line right now and I’m tempted to get out of the car and try this on the hood. I have to know if By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 09:10 am
Sarah Jessica Parker What’s up with Dandy? Matthew Broderick is working on a new Broadway production called The Starry Messenger. According to the New York Daily News, during the first preview on Monday night, theatergoers were bitching that he was completely unprepared, had to be reminded of his lines at least 10 times, and repeatedly muttered apologies By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 08:00 am
Quiveration Gosling Porn Have to finish packing and hit the road, next post will be from the car but for now, enjoy yet another set of quiver inducing photos of Ryan Gosling and Dead Man’s Bones from their show in Portland the other night thanks to Erika R. Confession: I might have By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 06:39 am
BFFs Girls share everything Even boys? Oh the kids. The kids are writing a new book with a new code. Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez went out last night for dinner and frozen yoghurt, girls on a girls’ night, just two nights after date night and a sleepover when TSwizzle hooked up with T By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 06:06 am
Sports Courtside premiere The Lakers opened against the Clippers last night and as usual Staples Centre was full of stars including Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend all loved up courtside, a Posh-less Becks still growing that sh-t all over his face, Sacha Baron Cohen on a rare evening in front of By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 05:22 am
Gorgessity Sunny & Scowl A spectacular Reese Witherspoon showed up at the Avon event in New York last night. And she knows it too. Look at that smug little face. America’s Sunshine is the Avon spokesperson, and she certainly pulled it all out for the photos to make sure the Avon name gets By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 04:28 am
Gossip Girl Pat-Ro They tried to satirise Twilight on Gossip Girl on Monday. It would have been more clever if their fake Robert Pattinson wasn’t ugly. However “Patrick Roberts”, or Pat-Ro has Michelle dubbed him, was sickening. Wanted to throw up. Ew. He’s also not an open mouth breather. This By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 04:14 am
Girly Throw Downs Shelfy is always behind Jessica Biel was in New York a couple of weeks ago supposedly attending a Broadway workshop trying to angle for a part in a future Broadway production for Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown. Oh Shelfy. Always a wannabe, always behind. Because while Shelfy is still TRYING, Scarjo By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 03:29 am
Chills Chills Chills JLo, Will …& Xenu THIS IS IT premiered last night in LA – Jennifer Lopez and Will Smith were the top two names on the carpet, both with ties to Tom Cruise and, yes, both with ties to the Xenu. It’s been a terrible week for the Xenu. Paul Haggis left him, France convicted By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 03:18 am
Famewhores She says she’s going to India… For now. Will it actually happen? Or will another excuse come up to crack up her plans? Lindsay Lohan was at the Rock the Kasbah event last night and told reporters she’s booked for a humanitarian mission in India next month before American Thanksgiving. Apparently Dina doesn’t want By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 01:55 pm
Exclusives Zac Efron is kind EXCLUSIVE. Me. I’m Zac Efron’s newest fan. We’re heading to Tofino tomorrow and I will force Jacek to sit through 17 Again. Maybe some High School Musical. Putting my name on the list for advance tickets to whatever he’s releasing next. Because Zac Efron has just By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 09:09 am
Douchebags “Whatever” means sorry Thanks to Erica C for sending this along – an article written by LZ Anderson for CNN Opinion about Chris Brown who is going on tour next month as a “fan appreciation” gesture and has just released a new video, conveniently around the same time as Rihanna. He’s also dropping By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 08:37 am
Quiveration Leo like Posh He should smile more. So few of his films involve smiling and when he does, as in The Departed, it’s almost like rueful smiling which doesn’t count, or smiling only during the first 5 minutes of the movie and then the world goes to pieces, and he is By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 06:58 am
Mark Ruffalo So nice to see you again Mark Ruffalo. He’s kept a very low profile this year but can be seen briefly in Where The Wild Things Are and was spotted running errands yesterday in Beverly Hills. Looks good, non? Everyone likes Mark Ruffalo. Have never heard anything against him, all journalists enjoy him, he is By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 05:02 am
Jessica Simpson Porny in India! Jessica Simpson was photographed in India yesterday, another trip for her pseudo doc series The Price of Beauty. The price of beauty is her personal hairstylist who comes everywhere with her and is likely not paid for out of her own pocket but as part of her contract for doing By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 04:37 am
Style Spotlight on fresh faces There were a few of them last night at the Hollywood Film Festival awards gala last night. Let’s start with Jeremy Renner. Because I’ve been remiss in not giving The Hurt Locker enough love. It deserves a lot of love. After all these months though, The Hurt Locker By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 04:23 am
