Twilight Taylor in the rain I have read your emails. Your confession emails. Your violation of Gay Math emails re: Taylor Lautner. Don’t worry, I won’t tell. I won’t single you out. But per your request, I will continue to feed you. Besides, it’s not wrong if you’re not acting By Lainey • May 12, 2009 02:11 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s Easy Virtue strip Last night at the NY screening of Easy Virtue – Jessica Biel propped up her Shelf Ass hard to promote her movie alongside Ben Barnes and Colin Firth. Hmmm…two for two this week on Colin Firth. Bonus. It’s actually not the worst she’s looked. Much better showing here By Lainey • May 12, 2009 01:51 am
Intro for May 12, 2009 Dear Gossips, It’s a travel day today so I’m posting a few articles early and will continue on the other side. Sorry about inconvenience. Am finally heading home after 5 – or was it 6? – days in Vegas. Leaving is good for the liver. On tap today: many Twilight By Lainey • May 12, 2009 01:22 am
Girly Throw Downs Fight over Cheese! You know she’s loving it. There’s a cockfight over Mimi! If you recall, Mimi and Eminem dated for five minutes. He claimed he hit it, she says they only kissed. Remember, Mimi can count on one hand the men she’s been intimate with. She repeats it every By Lainey • May 11, 2009 01:32 pm
Royals Shake it, baby, shake it Hot Harry on a Horse this weekend at a polo match with his brother. For some reason while they were stretching, Hot Harry, the eternal f-ck up, decided to get his groove on. What do you think of his moves? Kinda like Porny Simpson? Side by side…it’s almost By Lainey • May 11, 2009 08:31 am
Maple Leaf Fence sitting Brooke Last week, after Kiefer Sutherland decided to smash his head up against another dude’s face causing injury – in defence of Brooke Shields – a statement was released on her behalf that effectively sold him out. At the time, she supposedly announced via her publicists that she’d no idea why By Lainey • May 11, 2009 08:10 am
Gossip Girl Kingston goes on tour Kingston Rossdale is so badass, I love him. And he can totally rock a beater tank. Here’s Kingston with No Doubt at LAX yesterday heading off just days before the kick off of their new tour. They’ll be here in Vegas on Saturday at Mandalay Bay…looks like By Lainey • May 11, 2009 07:53 am
Douchebags Punk Ass like Porny? A little, right? I smell some Jessica Simpson on Avril Lavigne…you? Porny would totally wear this tacky ass dress. She’d fill it out better up top but still, there’s an unmistakable trace of hillbilly trailer flavour here that has suddenly splashed itself all over Punk Ass Avril By Lainey • May 11, 2009 06:22 am
Bad Style Style > Sight It’s Vanessa Hudgens at the Diesel men’s fragrance launch the other night in LA. Still have no idea what we’re supposed to do with her. Now also have no idea how she sees. Am old. Don’t understand the kids these days. Have a look at Vanessa’ By Lainey • May 11, 2009 06:09 am
Exclusives Teens and moms! I was late calling my mother yesterday. Occasion phone calls must happen before noon wherever she is. But time, time in a casino doesn’t the work the same way. I never know the time here. So I phoned her past noon and I knew it would be trouble. She By Lainey • May 11, 2009 05:53 am
Aging Gorgessity They don’t have to be in their 20s... To be sexy. Hell no. Two examples: Connie Britton at the White House Correspondents’ dinner and forever Annette Bening at the Noches de Ninos Gala on Saturday night. Tami Taylor, per usual, brought the ladies. It’s one of the cornerstones of Friday Night Lights – Mrs Taylor’s tight tops. By Lainey • May 11, 2009 05:08 am
Quiveration My #1, Mark Darcy, and the Shamef-ck Have no idea what value Ed Westwick would have added to the White House Correspondents’ dinner. Well, actually, he seems like he’d be a great table conversationalist. More interesting at least than the insufferably sanctimonious Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Or Chace Crawford’s bangs. Here’s Eddie with By Lainey • May 11, 2009 04:31 am
Twilight Twilight cast party As I first reported on Twitter on Friday night, cast and crew of New Moon partied at Blue Water Café – click here to review my tweets. The intrepid Vancity Allie was outside and delivers a comprehensive report – you can read her blog here. As I tweeted, Kristen Stewart and Robert By Lainey • May 11, 2009 04:23 am
Xenu Robo Mother of the Bride This is the problem: we’re misled these days that if we put our minds to it, “we can do anything”. Xenu says that through consistent and expensive auditing, “nothing is impossible”. Must be why Katie Holmes continues to believe she’s a f-cking clothing designer even though everything she’ By Lainey • May 11, 2009 03:26 am
Cheating Loins The real Posh… Is cute! A rare photo of Victoria Beckham after a workout – no makeup. And she’s really, really pretty. So much less harsh, less fake, less waxy. Of course in her mind she probably thinks she looks like sh-t. Dumbass. The jet setting Mrs Beckham arrived in Milan today showing By Lainey • May 11, 2009 03:03 am
Dumbass View from my room Not that anyone comes to Vegas for the room view, but mine is particularly horrendous. This is who I woke up to. Have a great weekend! By Lainey • May 08, 2009 12:07 pm
