Lindsay Lohan Crack Tweets from Paris Ungaro is still footing Lindsay Lohan’s hotel bill in Paris. They won’t be so generous when her sh-t doesn’t sell. Because the buyers were not impressed. Still, being the daughter of Dina Lohan, Lilo is immune to criticism. She’s been taught to love herself too By Lainey • Oct 13, 2009 04:19 am
Kylie Minogue Kylie complete Kylie Minogue’s first North American mini-tour is complete. Thanks to those of you who’ve been lucky enough to attend for your messages about the show. I am jealous and petty and I hate you. Because, as almost all of you have noted, it was amazingness. Kylie’s By Lainey • Oct 13, 2009 04:12 am
Amazingness JLo & Football It was war last night at our house. Jacek is a Jets fan, me I’m for the Dolphins. And they went at it on Monday Night Football which the announcers turned into a jizzfest over Mark Sanchez. I mean, please. He brings the quiver, sure, but he’s won, By Lainey • Oct 13, 2009 03:00 am
Zac Efron Hockey & LipGloss Was at my first Canucks game of the season last night. Yeah, you’re right. The season started almost 2 weeks ago. But this is how it is in my house: We are Vancouver Canucks season ticket holders. Jacek has ordered NHL Centre Ice. Jacek has ordered NHL Game Centre By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 09:13 am
Break Ups It’s where she isn’t… That’s most telling. But People.com says they’re totally still together. So it must be the truth, right? Shelfy and her publicist want so badly for it to be. But it’s Thanksgiving weekend in Canada. So today, Monday, is a holiday. No one is working, no one By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 08:12 am
Sex & the City Two lights in the dark Remember when Carrie Bradshaw, who writes a SEX COLUMN, refused to talk about her sex life with her 3 closest friends in the Sex & the City Movie? Yeah, I rag on that sh-t a lot. Because it was sh-t. And the 2nd one will be sh-t By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 07:08 am
Sports Muzzling WAGs Who is this Alex Rodriguez? Producing in the post season? And clutch? Manslinger Magic! Kate Hudson’s sweet loving has resulted in a Yankees sweep of the Twins with ARod factoring in all three wins, and they’ll next meet the Angels to play for the American League title. Needless By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 04:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jesus > Xenu Tom Cruise's 2 oldest are currently being educated in the ways of the Xenu. It was expected then that his youngest, future leader of the Free Thetans, would be similarly indoctrinated even though Katie Holmes was raised Catholic. After all, they were married according to Scientological scripture. Surprisingly By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 03:08 am
Twilight Xavier’s expansion Twilight’s newest breakout star Xavier Samuel shopped alone in Yaletown yesterday. As reported last week, Xavier just filmed what’s slated to be the opening scene in Twilight Eclipse – a major coup considering his character in the book barely gets any airtime. Hollywood’s treatment and subsequent improvement of By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 02:58 am
Ebola Victims Nikki’s leading men Onscreen and off. Nikki Reed worked an allnighter Friday shooting scenes for Twilight Eclipse with Jack Huston. Jack left Vancouver promptly the next day and perhaps for good. As I reported last week Vancouver is looking less and less attractive as a possible location for the fourth installment of the By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 02:53 am
Break Ups No Madge, but can she hang on to GOOP? Not long ago Tracy Anderson was the sh-t. She was training with Madonna, touring with Madonna, featured by GOOP, opening her own gym in NYC. But no one in NYC seemed interested. Stagnant membership, bad press due to her shady past, accusations that her methods were not realistic, and By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 02:41 am
Intro for Oct 12, 2009 Dear Gossips, It would have been a cool move if she’d left it as it was – an abrupt departure from Twitter. Period. But of course, JailBait Miley Cyrus is not cool. And so her departure from Twitter, for the sake of her privacy, was complemented on Friday by the By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 02:19 am
Brad Pitt Who’s the other one? LOVE this video. Chris Rock and Nia Long are promoting his documentary Good Hair. During this random, hilarious interview, somehow the discussion turns to white dudes dating black girls. And then Justin Timberlake comes up. And then Marky Mark. And then Brad Pitt, at which point Chris reveals that he By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 11:08 am
Girly Throw Downs Daddy doesn’t like the new boy Miley Cyrus abruptly shut down her Twitter this week after posting the following: “FYI Liam doesn’t have a twitter and he wants ME to delete mine with good reason” Liam is the new boyfriend and her co-star in The Last Song and shortly after that tweet, Miley' By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 10:05 am
The Office Thankful for… Jim & Pam. “Frankly, it’s a different sensation.” Entertainment Weekly’s recap summed it up best, the writers did indeed pull it off. And they accurately judged that stupid real life YouTube wedding dance too: embarrassing, desperate, disgusting – in other words, perfect for the staff of Dunder Mifflin. But By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 05:59 am
Maple Leaf FASHION Twilight The cover of the new issue of FASHION Magazine has been taken over by a member of the Twilight New Moon cast. Noot Seear is Canadian, from Vancouver, and holy f-cking sh-t what a goddamn face. It would have to be, right? Heidi in the book is the By Lainey • Oct 09, 2009 05:12 am
