Clown Lilo, Ungaro, Paris, and London Lindsay Lohan turned up in Paris but headed out of Paris with a sh-tload of luggage en route, supposedly, to London to catch up with Samantha Ronson who played a gig last night at Mahiki. Lilo has been ordered to keep a lower profile after landing a job, finally, on By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 06:00 am
Kelly Clarkson Kelly, Gaga, and Vaginas This is Kelly Clarkson in Australia today promoting her album All I Ever Wanted. She’ll continue promoting it in Canada, specifically Toronto, on June 21, at the MuchMusic Video Awards joining Lady Gaga and the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers on a star studded list of performers and presenters. I By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 04:49 am
Ebola Victims Em & all his friends Eminem and Jay Z played a show last night sponsored by Guitar Hero at the Wiltern. Celebrities spotted: Ali Larter and Amy Smart, Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves, Ashlee Simpson, Michelle Trachtenberg, Jeremy Piven, and a very good friend of Ebola Hilton, Adrian Grenier. Am mentioning this for the 3 By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 04:33 am
Douchebags Sandy & Smug Bitch At the premiere of The Proposal last night in LA. See I love Sandra Bullock. I have loved her since Speed and way back when my dad bought me an illegal pay tv box in university, I watched While You Were Sleeping at least once a day for months because By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 04:13 am
John Krasinski Maya & John’s little movie The stars of Away We Go, Maya Rudolph and John Krasinski at the screening last night adorably like their characters: unglamorous, awkward, and pregnant! Maya is expecting her second with Paul Thomas Anderson, great timing, and John and girlfriend Emily Blunt are doing it long distance since she’s shooting By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 03:30 am
Girlcrushes First since Oscar It’s Kate Winslet’s first carpet since winning her Oscar in February. She said she wanted to retreat, spend time with her children, her husband, and not work for a while. Unlike Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, she’s true to her word. But she hit the circuit last night By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 03:20 am
Amazingness Conflicted You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing. Morley and I played this game for an hour last week. When something is so perfect you want more of By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 11:31 am
Parent Pimps One of these is a Cyrus Thanks Kristy for the heads up. One of these objects is a Cyrus. Noah Lindsey Cyrus. 9 years old. 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You must CLICK HERE for more of these images. If you can stomach it. Anyway, Noah Lindsey is also some kind of child actor. She’s here with a co-star By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 08:47 am
Cheating Loins Cheater in costume? In Touch Magazine claimed last week that Josh Brolin cheated on Diane Lane in New Orleans with some local piece at a bar. They ran the story with a photo of Josh comfortably ensconced between the woman’s legs. Click here for a refresher. I wrote at the time that By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 08:07 am
Quiveration Brad and Sugar Tits This should have been the awards show that was telecast live instead of that Kids’ Choice MTV f-ckery last night. It’s Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, and director David Fincher celebrating Fight Club as the recipient of a coolest sh-t hall of fame award. Or something. At the Spike TV By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 04:53 am
Girly Throw Downs The women of ARod Shame. It’s a shameful association. Sharing a past over Johnny Depp is one thing. Sharing Alex Rodriguez??? F-cking embarrassing. And this is exactly how you’d describe it for Madonna and Kate Hudson. Maybe less so for Kate Hudson. After all, she manslings with douchebags all the time. Lance By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 04:40 am
Quiveration Hot Harry and the Queen’s English Hot Harry on a Horse quivered all the loins in New York this weekend at his charity polo match and managed not to f-ck up.He was however, as you’d expect, kept on a very tight leash. Hot Harry did find time though to chat with Matt Lauer for By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 03:44 am
Hook Ups Guy on the beach While Madonna was in New York at Hot Harry’s polo match – more on that later – Guy Ritchie was over in Malibu this weekend enjoying some down time with a very attractive woman. Guy is said to be in LA cutting Sherlock Holmes. Does not seem to be lamenting the By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 03:38 am
Dumbass All Hills look the same Viewership for The Hills has been steadily declining. Maybe it’s because they’re full of plastic sh-t. Maybe it’s because they’re all starting to look the same. California girls. Now that Audrina Patridge has lightened her hair, they’re all becoming one giant blonde Hill: long wavy By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 03:17 am
Clown Foxy Wax Face Remember when Angelina showed up on carpet after carpet this past awards season with a weird waxy face? Guess who borrowed it last night for the Movie Awards? Her imitator. The Poor Man’s Jolie Megan Fox. Give.It.Up. Bathed in grease and fighting Christina Ricci’s forehead with By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 03:03 am
Twilight Twi-hard blue balls One year ago, they showed up and Russell Brand cut them off. 12 months later… Needless to say, the MTV voting process isn’t exactly the Academy. Which is why Twi-hards took to the internets furiously to ensure a win for their vampire cheese, in their opinion vastly superior to By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 02:35 am
