Douchebags That Boyfriend Ugh. That Boyfriend. Shia LaBeouf could be That Boyfriend. That Boyfriend who always makes it about him, who sulks at the bar when you’re having fun with other people, who deliberately makes you angry because anger is the only way he can see proof that you care. SO disappointing. By Lainey • Oct 07, 2009 03:00 am
Jon Hamm Don Draper #1 AskMen.com has released its list of Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2009. At the first position? Don Draper. Agree. AskMen explains it as follows: Don Draper may be a fictional character on AMC's Mad Men, but he's just as real as any other public By Lainey • Oct 06, 2009 08:12 am
Style GOOPy’s trench Gwyneth Paltrow photographed in Paris today wearing a trench you want, don’t lie, presumably headed out of town back to London and her family after supporting Stella McCartney yesterday at Fashion Week. The coat, yes. And the bag too, right? G does look a little tired. Lovely, still, without By Lainey • Oct 06, 2009 07:12 am
Victoria Beckham Travelling with the in-laws It’s Becks arriving at Heathrow. With his mother and father in law, the Adams Family. As you can see, Becks is working a beard. Gross. And a hat that looks too big. Not his best showing. But Posh’s parents are babysitting him. Even if he was at his By Lainey • Oct 06, 2009 05:32 am
Parent Pimps Lilo pill popper It’s always a revelation when her pimp dad starts talking. Either one of her parents, actually. Because they live through her, and they suffer through her, and they famewhore through her. Even when she’s a f-cking mess. And she’s been a f-cking mess for years. By Lainey • Oct 06, 2009 04:37 am
Break Ups Open, closed, or over? George Michael’s boyfriend Kenny Goss has suffered through 13 years of bathroom raids and late night forest visits and according to the UK tabloids, he’s finally walked out on George’s extracurricular habits. George however is now denying reports of a split. His rep says it’s still By Lainey • Oct 06, 2009 03:58 am
Girlcrushes Maggie's sateen jumpsuit At the NY premiere of An Education last night, Maggie Gyllenhaal accompanied husband Peter Sarsgaard on the carpet in a black strapless jumpsuit. Not even my Maggie. It's Michelle's nightmare: talent showing lumps from the light. So she outlaws it when she's producing. At By Lainey • Oct 06, 2009 03:38 am
Quiveration Hamm & Dave Jon Hamm at Letterman last night... Sigh… Dreamy, right? Hamm taped an interview that will air on Friday which is only around month away…from the Mad Men season 3 finale. F-ck. Why am I a downer? This is the downside of the cable tv series. There are so By Lainey • Oct 06, 2009 02:55 am
Girlcrushes Emily Blunt candid & The Office Wedding This is Emily Blunt in New York today with Matt Damon shooting The Adjustment Bureau. No need to be worried about having your girlcrush destroyed here… Scott & Claudio, longtime readers with whom I’ve been having a love affair over email for years, were fortunate to meet Emily at By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 09:50 am
Cheese He had to keep his shirt on The Jonas Brothers made a surprise appearance today at the Air Canada Centre for We Day. You can imagine the screaming. Yesterday the Vagina Virgins participated at CIBC Run For The Cure. Miraculously, Joe kept his shirt on. Those in Yorkville would find this particularly surprising because during the film By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 08:10 am
Cheese Precious Cheese Tits Tits out, ass out, Mimi heaved her cheese onto the carpet the other night at the New York premiere of Precious enveloped in a cloud of butterfly love and bunny rabbit affection. Mimi tottered over to the event wrapped around her husband Nick Cannon and the two proceeded to slather By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 06:28 am
BFFs GOOPy for Stella It was so hard for Gwyneth Paltrow to tear herself away from her children today, because she’s such a devoted mother, but she’s also a devoted friend. Which is why she hopped on the Eurostar to Paris to support Stella McCartney who is showing at Fashion Week today. By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 05:39 am
Break Ups Shelfy can’t cling long distance Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is back in Vancouver, arrived last Thursday and spotted yesterday downtown filming A-Team. As you can see, even on set with makeup on, Shelfy looks like sh-t. Gaunt, pale, and am told she seems listless and mopey between scenes. A reader (thanks Rubina!) saw By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 04:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Cruise Encouragement Busy weekend for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in Boston. Family time with Little Sci and Connor and a kiss for the camera too. You judgy moms are always writing about Little Sci never walking so I’ve included a few shots of her on foot. In all fairness to By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 03:13 am
Bad Style Lilo stains Ungaro Her collection debuted at Paris Fashion Week yesterday. And it was a disaster. An unmitigated disaster. Women’s Wear Daily called the Lohan-inspired designs “an embarrassment” while the NY Times compared the effort to a “McDonald’s fry cook taking the reins of a three-star Michelin restaurant.” Oh… By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 02:57 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Heal The World “Thanks God” it happened on a weekend. Because if it had been a weekday they would have crippled the stock market. Did you hear, did you hear, did you hear? The Twins, they came out to bless the world, and the Brangelunatics they wept with gratitude. Here are the Brange By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 02:35 am
