Kylie Minogue Kylie 41 In great shape, cancer-free (touch wood!), in love, and perhaps engaged? No wonder the smile! It’s Kylie Minogue’s birthday today. And she’s celebrating it in Rome with her gorgeous boyfriend Andres. Rumour has it, he proposed in New York recently but only according to Grazia Magazine. Not By Lainey • May 28, 2009 08:26 am
Douchebags Scarjo Mango She’s the new face of Mango. Her friend Penelope Cruz was the old face of Mango. Or maybe she still is a Mango face but they made room for more. In any event, Scarjo has added yet another endorsement to her growing list. She’s also currently repping Moet By Lainey • May 28, 2009 07:33 am
Lindsay Lohan Crack tweets Since someone gave her a new acting job – a job that should have actually belonged to Katie Holmes – Lilo has been rather low key. Translation: she’s been ordered to lock down her sh-t, stop f-cking around so much for the paps to ensure that they don’t take the By Lainey • May 28, 2009 05:27 am
Zac Efron Who are his friends? His “dude” friends. Have you ever seen LipGloss hanging out with guys? I can’t recall. And that’s a red flag. It also says a lot about child stardom. They isolate them. They grow up surrounded by adults. They grow up without a normal peer environment from which lasting By Lainey • May 28, 2009 03:58 am
Bad Style Robo’s two big bags Her bag bag, the white one, and this dumbass dress she’s wearing. SO unflattering. Can you imagine? Having all that money? And blowing it on stupid f-cking clothes? Katie Holmes was photographed shopping yesterday in LA, fresh off her Gumby-like appearance in Washington last weekend. And before you ask. By Lainey • May 28, 2009 03:27 am
Harrison Ford Still got it? Nice to see they don’t just offer movies to 18 year olds these days. It’s Harrison Ford and Diane Keaton on the set of Morning Glory in New York yesterday. Sounds like a comedy. About a Dan Rather-ish anchor man who can’t keep up with the gossipy By Lainey • May 28, 2009 03:05 am
Keith Urban A darker, redder Freeze And it’s a good thing! Not sure why she insisted on being a blonde for so long. Didn’t work for her at all. And aged her even more than usual. But it looks like Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has taken it back to red. Seen here last night By Lainey • May 28, 2009 02:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Why didn’t you take the day off? It’s a world holiday. It SHOULD be a world holiday. Like, your boss would have totally understood. And if that bitch who sits next to you wasn’t at work today, she’s a Brangelunatic. Trust. Why? Because oh holy mother of all holy children... THE CHOSEN ONE TURNED By Lainey • May 27, 2009 12:20 pm
Quiveration Some Hugh for Marina and Daniel Craig’s daughter A request today from a reader called Marina who’s having a super sucky week and is in need of some Hugh Jackman. Here you go...sending you a hug. And some Hugh. Hugh just back from Mexico for the rescheduled Wolverine premiere, back to be with his son, out By Lainey • May 27, 2009 11:45 am
Twilight More kissing...and Photo Assumption Not to me... But if it’s one thing you Twi-hards love it’s Photo Assumption. You’ve seen him shirtless, you’ve seen her kissing him shirtless – Kristen Stewart has a GREAT ass – but check out these new shots of them AFTER the cameras stop rolling. A light moment By Lainey • May 27, 2009 11:04 am
Parent Pimps Porny makes it pay It’s the Papa Joe way! Profit from EVERYTHING. And why not? Sounds like Porny Simpson is going back to reality where she saw the most success. On the heels of the amazing photos of her singing at the Chilli Country Cook Off wearing the best pants ever, Us Weekly By Lainey • May 27, 2009 08:25 am
Quiveration Bradley Cooper’s eyes... Can f-ck. He came to our building yesterday in Toronto for an interview with Much. I’m in Vancouver. Balls! Always miss the good ones! My colleagues however provided the play-by-play. First of all, he has a university degree. In English. Please. My zipper’s half way down. And he’ By Lainey • May 27, 2009 07:55 am
Twilight Can you hear the screaming? It’s Robert Pattinson. In Italy. Shirtless. Didn’t I tell you he’d been working out hard? And it paid off. Young Robert has quite the body. And an ass crack! Shooting the big reunion scene today. As you can see Kristen Stewart runs across to rescue him and By Lainey • May 27, 2009 05:41 am
Douchebags Punk Ass gay and single? Another Canadian loser. Great. Being Canadian this is such a proud moment. This is that punk ass poseur Avril Lavigne the other day in Malibu needing help figuring out how to put gas in her tank. Eventually a pap had to help her. Because she keeps it so real, you By Lainey • May 27, 2009 04:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Doesn’t Harlow have a nanny? She’s SO cute. Nicole Richie and Harlow showed up at CNN for Larry King Live yesterday. According to the Larry King Live website, Nicole and her father Lionel will appear together on the show on Thursday. I love that Lionel Richie is now introduced as Nicole Richie’s father. By Lainey • May 27, 2009 04:08 am
Cheating Loins Brolin cheater? It’s an In Touch Weekly story, and as you can see from their cover this week, it’s not like they hit the right spot very often, especially as it relates to the Brange, who most certainly did not throw down on the carpet in Cannes (!!!), but their Josh By Lainey • May 27, 2009 03:47 am
