Justin Timberlake JT Night Live It’s tomorrow. And since Monday night he’s been hunkered down with the writers, trying to meet the hype. Justin Timberlake has distinguished himself as one of the best SNL hosts in recent memory with many conceding that he’d be an excellent addition to the cast. In many By Lainey • May 08, 2009 10:04 am
Paula Abdul Pillpopper backtrack Earlier this week, Paula Abdul made headlines for an interview with Ladies Home Journal during which she allegedly admitted, finally, to being addicted to prescription pills for chronic back pain and had to detox in rehab – revealing she could have killed herself the withdrawal sucked so hard. Needless to say, By Lainey • May 08, 2009 07:35 am
Leighton Meester Hear Leighton sing You know she’s releasing an album some time this year, right? It’s early and I’m still stank drunk and it’s Friday so I can’t process this right now. And stop f-cking emailing me that Cosmo article about her being best friends with Emmy Rossum. This By Lainey • May 08, 2009 06:03 am
Shoes Rachel Shoe Porn Her feet. Last night at The Brothers Bloom screening in New York. Do you love the shoes? I think I might love the shoes too much. Will go looking for them today. After I hit up the sale at Nanette Lepore. Blair Waldorf’s cherry dress! Anyway, here’s Rachel By Lainey • May 08, 2009 05:37 am
Break Ups Are you Mr Lonely? This is Adrien Brody last night at The Brothers Bloom screening in New York. Finally! We’ve been waiting for it since TIFF – what took so long? Adrien attended without his Elsa Pataky. Another carpet without her. You know she loves the opportunity. But there are rumours that they’re By Lainey • May 08, 2009 04:52 am
Twilight Director flies in, Vampire flies out It’s David Slade, the newly confirmed director of Eclipse, the third film in the Twilight series. Slade recently had to eat his own ass after comments he made mocking the first movie were leaked online. As you would expect, the Twi-hard Nation wanted his blood. Because, yeah totally, Twilight By Lainey • May 08, 2009 04:29 am
B-tch please Posh judges! But first, this is David Beckham in Milan today with his best hair. Still makes me swoon, although I’d prefer a clean shave. Not sure what’s going with him these days. His facial hair is so patchy. A little too Gary from Team America. America…f-ck yeah! Speaking By Lainey • May 08, 2009 03:56 am
Famewhores The Curse of the Shelfy Jessica Biel takes off her clothes in Powder Blue. Her body, it’s her best asset. And still no one cared enough to send this movie into theatres. Straight to DVD. Her other film Easy Virtue isn’t faring much better. And how about Nailed? Directed by David O Russell, By Lainey • May 08, 2009 03:23 am
Book Review The Outcast F-ck these first book bitches! Like Zadie Smith, Nigel Shriver, Diana Evans, and Aryn Kyle before her, Sadie Jones has delivered a debut that makes a jealous bitch like me cry out at the unfairness of it. SO unfair. Why couldn’t they have started slowly, with one or two By Lainey • May 08, 2009 03:09 am
Dumbass Her kind of man Megan Fox covers the new issue of Elle and reveals that she’s not interested in guys in their 20s because she’s too articulate for them: “Robert Pattinson and Zac – they’re just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is By Lainey • May 07, 2009 12:15 pm
Dumbass Does he need money? Like most bitches, I love being right. But I want to be wrong so badly this time. Next year I hope to wrong. I hope to eat every word written below. I truly, truly wish for this. Oh James McAvoy. Laura and I were discussing it this morning. Per Variety By Lainey • May 07, 2009 06:45 am
Twilight Shaved vampire and on set action When he arrived in Vancouver the other day, Michael Sheen was grizzly. Click here to see. Yesterday after his first day shooting New Moon, he was photographed walking around downtown totally clean shaven. Better? Other Twilight sightings: fans spotted Peter Facinelli who went into H&M in the afternoon By Lainey • May 07, 2009 05:34 am
Quiveration Why can’t it be Taylor? Ryan Reynolds is getting his own X-Men Deadpool spinoff. Ugh. Why can’t it be Taylor Kitsch? Taylor only attended ONE Wolverine carpet – the big splash in Tempe, Arizona. Likely because he’s busy shooting in South Africa. Good for him, sucky asses for us. You all quickly came to By Lainey • May 07, 2009 04:43 am
Taylor Swift Taylor Flare and in London Love Taylor Swift. So cute. Is a teen, acts like a teen and I never want to punch her in the beat-me mouth. Taylor Swift doesn’t have a beat-me mouth. Or, for that matter, a beat-me father. This is Taylor on the new cover of Flare on stands May By Lainey • May 07, 2009 03:50 am
Quiveration Enjoy while it lasts Hugh Jackman in Rio, hot and sweet with fans, in great spirits as usual, still promoting Wolverine. Time’s ticking, he’s pretty much checked off everywhere in the world, except for Mexico, which means the Hugh sightings will dry up soon. Enjoy it while it lasts. Am curious to By Lainey • May 07, 2009 03:23 am
Douchebags Star 09? Exclusive. There’s a movie that was made in the 80s, used to keep me up at night. Because Eric Roberts is a creepy motherf-cker. Based on the short life of Dorothy Stratten, Playboy Playmate, who was murdered by her deranged estranged husband. At her Playboy photo shoot the other By Lainey • May 07, 2009 03:14 am
