Intro for Apr 30, 2009 Dear Gossips, He can’t contain himself. Because we’re going to the Canucks game tonight. Round 2, Game 1. And it’s warm. Which means the hockey whores will probably come almost naked. Amazing! We’re headed to Vegas next week for a few days. Should I be one By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 03:07 am
Hugh Jackman Three Class Acts Because it feels like it’s a dying breed. First, everyone’s favourite Michael J Fox who has just released a new book Always Looking Up: The Adventures of an Incurable Optimist and will guest star on Rescue Me with his friend Denis Leary. Who doesn’t love Michael J By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 09:54 am
Style You’re so pretty when you’re glossy It’s LipGloss with his hair pulled back in Madrid yesterday promoting 17 Again. Look how pretty he is! I don’t know, since I’m not of his generation, but this is so much better than those strategically placed elf strands sweeping the side of his face, non? He By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 08:21 am
Famewhores Taylor learns the business Saturday Taylor Lautner went to dinner and a movie with Selena Gomez, young love in bloom. Sunday he and his dad hooked up for a friendly lunch with a girl he used to work with back in the Nickelodeon days. Vancouver is a major production hotspot right now! The girl By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 06:14 am
Parent Pimps How Lilo lost weight: Adderall Am sure you’ve seen them this week – photos of Lindsay Lohan in Hawaii. Shot after shot she’s in her bikini, soaking up the attention, eating up the attention, a substitute for food, knowing that she’s scraped up another reason for people to care about her. Because it’ By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 05:08 am
Break Ups It’s over again Sean Penn has filed for separation from Robin Wright. Again. They did this over a year ago only to reconcile shortly after. Many are once again pointing to Sean’s Oscar speech in February – with Robin teary eyed in the front row clutching at him before he pulled away, Sean By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 04:14 am
Quiveration In New York and on the cover Ryan Gosling is sharing the cover of OK! Magazine this week with Robert Pattinson and John Mayer: Love, lust, lies. On the prowl with Hollywood’s hottest hunks. Oh la. People Magazine has a bestseller in its 100 Most Beautiful issue. Us Weekly scored an exclusive with a Jon & By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 03:48 am
Bad Style Bond in sweats kills quiver Yeah… I prefer him in a suit. Daniel Craig is amazing in a suit. Jeans too, sure. Clothing that is tailored. With structure. Not sweats. I wish… I wish I could turn back 10 minutes. I wish I had avoided this set of photos. I wish I had seen the By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 03:10 am
Maple Leaf Hugh and Halle together again For one night. After all, she was/is part of the X-Men franchise. So last night Halle Berry came out to support the latest installment. Besides, how could she deny Hugh Jackman? Here they are, reunited on the carpet, she gave him a big hug, and she did her best By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 03:01 am
Douchebags Horny, Smug, and Rude It’s Mel Gibson, 53 years old, divorcing his wife of 28 years, on the carpet at the Wolverine premiere last night looking like he just set a Cialis record. Horny. Next to him, his new Russian action, a broad called Oksana who, judging from the expression on her face, By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 02:37 am
Gossip Girl Poppy can’t act We’ve now designed a place for girls like her. We refer to it a few times in our weekly chat. After the hilarious brilliance of last week, yesterday’s episode fell a little flat. Cater waiter! It sets up however for a Poppy season ending takedown, and taking a By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 04:34 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Photo Confirmation clarification Here’s what I wrote in an earlier post, photo assuming/confirming SJP’s appearance at her husband’s side last night at the Wonderful World premiere: She’s heartbreakingly happy that her husband went out with her two nights in a row, and her desperation embarrasses me…is that By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 12:24 pm
Amazingness It’s about Julia when it’s about Tom Please. What did you expect? Even when she was PRESENTING AN OSCAR to Denzel Washington it was about her… I love my life! So it was no surprise then at the Tom Hanks tribute last night that she completely stole the show when she opened her goose mouth and cussed By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 10:11 am
Twilight Twilight and Brooke Shields Exclusive They were hanging out together last night at a bar/lounge – Brooke Shields with Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Rachelle Lefevre, and several others. You’ll recall, Brooke and Pattinson were on the same flight together from LA on Sunday night. Famous people meeting famous people and then becoming friends. By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 09:27 am
Famewhores Junior is robust Well sh-t… He would have to be, non? After all, he has to look at it day and night. And, as he so generously revealed, he has to nail it too. So of course he is robust. But the visual… Ew! F-ck! No! Can’t. Stop! Anyway, as you know, By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 07:36 am
Hollywood Closet Sideburns and sadness Sometimes Photo Assumption isn’t fun. Those are the times when Photo Assumption hits too close to home. Like there’s only one assumption – or conclusion – to be drawn from the photos and that assumption/conclusion is really, really, really sad. It’s Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy last By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 06:10 am
