Quiveration Hamm shoots Jon Hamm in Boston on the set of The Town today, directed by Ben Affleck. After this he’s supposed to be en route for Vancouver to work on Sucker Punch. Now that I will scream for. It’s been back to back to back to back busy for Jon By Lainey • Sep 24, 2009 11:57 am
Parent Pimps JailBait dance moves Miley Cyrus played the Honda Centre in Anaheim last night. Check out the young man grooving behind her. Good wholesome entertainment! The Cyrus Family would probably tell you that God created the crotch grab and that Jesus wanted her to stick her ass right up into it. Hey, when I By Lainey • Sep 24, 2009 07:19 am
Thinnification Shelf Ass in Vancouver She’s here. Arrived yesterday to start work on A-Team in which she plays the secondary token babe in a male-dominated action movie. It’s because she’s so beautiful. Remember, her beauty is an impediment to the evolution of her talent. This is why she’s not By Lainey • Sep 24, 2009 05:36 am
Girlcrushes Emma Stone in red Emily won’t go to Lick with me for my birthday because she has a family event but still I’m giving her some Emma Stone on a long ass Thursday morning. My mother taught me how to guilt trip and I’m very good at it. But it’s By Lainey • Sep 24, 2009 04:06 am
Twilight Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson: coffee & Volvo New photos of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson on set yesterday. Joan Jett hair made an appearance early in the morning upon arrival – so much better than that ghetto wig – as both look relaxed, hitting up on coffee to prepare for a long day working on Eclipse. Billy Burke was By Lainey • Sep 24, 2009 03:25 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Canned Corn Britney went out for groceries today. What’s in her cart? I see Chef Boyardee. Maybe I see what I want to see. LOVE Chef Boyardee. And Green Giant canned corn? I also love Green Giant canned corn. I used to have Green Giant canned corn with a can of By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 12:16 pm
Famewhores Miss Zahara and The Chosen Sword New fairy tale? No. It’s the Brange girls. Pax and his mother accompanied Miss Zahara and The Chosen One to Toys R Us in France. New photos of a smiling Angelina and her adorable children are driving down productivity among Brangelunatics today as they’ve collectively fallen on the By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 08:49 am
Cheese Help me Grey Goose… Help me, calm me. Take away the urge to…do something wrong. Punching is wrong. Even when a Size 2 is so. f-cking. annoying. Just received an email from Melissa with the link to this article. Quotes from Jennifer Love Hewitt and her new interview with shape in which By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 08:32 am
Mark Wahlberg He’s a cop Again. Why do I feel like he only plays cops? This post is for my friend Ammie. We talked last night after not talking in forever – we’re busy, she has a baby, they live in Toronto – and Ammie LOVES Marky Mark. He’s in New York, photographed today on By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 07:43 am
Quiveration Do as I say Trust me. Before you watch the video, if you have an office, shut the door. If your workspace is more public, you may want to delay enjoying the clip, or clamp your teeth down on a towel and hope no one walks by. Because… Colin Firth is speaking Italian. Laura By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 06:21 am
Quiveration Can’t help it The way he dresses disgusts me. From certain angles and sometimes up close his face disgusts me…although it does seem to be healing from whatever he did to it a few years ago. And his height … Eminem is very, very small. But I can’t help myself. If Eminem By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 04:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession TomKat, Little Sci, and Cam In Boston shooting Wichita. Tom Cruise actually has good hair right now. I like it. It’s, um, the chest area that poses a problem. Here he is on set with Cameron Diaz filming what looks like a testy scene. And then a visit with his wife and daughter before By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 04:27 am
Douchebags Pippy Facebook Three weeks ago, a movie called The Open Road starring Justin Timberlake and Jeff Bridges flamed out spectacularly at the box office. Oh, you haven’t heard of it? It was so sh-t, rumour has it, Pipsqueak wouldn’t promote it. But still he keeps trying, trying to be By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 03:43 am
Girlcrushes Front Row Amazingness Please. I nearly fainted. Look at this front row in London at Burberry last night. My Gwyneth sandwiched between my Emma and Mario Testino, and Liv Tyler on the other side, then Daisy Lowe, then Mary-Kate Olsen, and publicly loved up Freida Pinto and Dev Patel. In another section, By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 03:19 am
Gossip Girl We hate V Hate. Her. The purpose of Vanessa on this show is to be an irritant. The purpose of Dan on this show is to suck. Last night’s Gossip Girl featured so much irritating suckage from both Vanessa and Dan, and no irritating suckage from Jenny at all. Taylor Momsen absent By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 03:09 pm
Quiveration Men in suits Clive Owen and Hugh Jackman are both in New York, both were photographed in suits, wearing the sh-t out of their suits, no boys allowed. Hugh as you know is currently performing on Broadway with Daniel Craig in A Steady Rain. Many of you have had the pleasure of By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 10:04 am
