Twilight Twilight Exodus Oh Vancouver. We have our city back. For now. The rest of them left on Friday – Taylor Lautner for Los Angeles, and director Chris Weitz along with Kristen Stewart and Ashley Greene to Italy for 4 days of filming. As you can see, Ashley walked into a garbage can thanks By Lainey • May 25, 2009 03:45 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried at the wedding Fresh off her Caribbean getaway, Britney Spears made an appearance this weekend at her cousin’s wedding in Amite, Louisiana. Jamie Lynn was listed as a bridesmaid, Chicken Fried was listed as an “honourary” bridesmaid. By all accounts, Britney looked amazing. In a brown dress to the ankle, v in By Lainey • May 25, 2009 02:54 am
Brad Pitt Angie eats cake The Jolie, she eats. And it’s not carrots. It’s cake! After a whirlwind trip to Cannes to join Brad Pitt on the carpet for Inglourious Basterds – click here to see their Porn on video – putting to rest (temporarily) all those incessant reports of a split, Angelina was back By Lainey • May 25, 2009 02:48 am
Bad Style Robo Gumby We all want Katie Holmes to start thinking more independently. But maybe not when it comes to her clothing. Because it’s getting worse. Please stop her from dressing herself. It’s one thing to put on something unflattering, it’s entirely another to put on something that makes you By Lainey • May 25, 2009 02:19 am
Gossip Girl Heathcliff Bass A week late on the GG chat – the girls had to wait while I was out of town. Sorry about the delay. A neat little ending, non? While the identity of Gossip Girl is still not clear – am not buying it’s Georgina – and the introduction of Half Brother provides By Lainey • May 25, 2009 02:11 am
Pitt "Porn" Charisma Brad Pitt was supposedly quoted saying this week in Cannes: "I am in love and I have the most beautiful family - what else can a guy want? I am the happiest man ever. We're so lucky." The most ...expressive... he's ever been. It& By Lainey • May 23, 2009 11:57 am
Amazingness Milton Green needs a kidney Just catching up now on missed tv. First order of business: 30 Rock. Tina Fey forever. And you know they all said yes immediately. How do I make Milton Green needs a kidney my ringtone? By Lainey • May 23, 2009 11:33 am
Faux Gossip Robert Pattinson gets sold out EXCLUSIVE Reference materials for this post: A Life & Style report – click here - claiming that at the amfAR gala the other night in Cannes, Robert Pattinson was all over some girl called Erika , kissing her, and leaving with her. The magazine has published a photo of the two together By Lainey • May 23, 2009 05:26 am
Mike Myers WE GET IT, HE’S SHORT! So I log on to the photo database to pull down some arfAR pics and one of the first ones I see is one of some dude down on his knees shooting Verne Troyer (aka Mini Me). I think to myself, ok, that’s a bit unnecessary, but it must By Jacek Szenowicz • May 22, 2009 07:13 am
Famewhores Referees and Ballerinas Here’s Elsa Pataky at the amfAR event last night. If you blink quickly enough you’ll see her moving up and down on your screen. Or...Pass Interference. Miami number 23. Automatic...First Down! Is this fashionable? Is she ahead of the curve? Cause I don’t see it. By Lainey • May 22, 2009 05:14 am
Elizabeth Hurley amfAR Cannes 2009 Best Discovery So the other day Lainey wrote that I wouldn’t leave her alone until we posted something about Shu Qi. Here she is at the amfAR event last night confirming that I was totally right to insist. Angelic is the word here I believe. Except for the one shot where By Lainey • May 22, 2009 04:32 am
Robert Pattinson My take on Rob Here’s a little more Rob for the Twi-hards and horny cougars (is that rude?). Robert Pattinson at the amfAR auction with Sharon Stone and later leaving the hotel to attend a premiere. What can I say about Rob? Overall, a good looking guy. Like Guillaume, has the whole chisel By Lainey • May 22, 2009 04:15 am
Cannes 2009 On the terrace - Laura's POV Lainey: Many of you have written to ask about Laura's perspective on the terrace at the du Cap the other night. When she tried not to eyef-ck Robert Pattinson too obviously. Others have emailed to say you'd prefer Laura's account because mine lacked enthusiasm. By Lainey • May 22, 2009 03:49 am
Clown amfAR Ebola Check out this set of photos of Ebola and her new boyfriend at amfAR last night. Oooops! I dropped my bracelet! It was like, a total accident! It was on my…and now its…oh wait...he's not picking it up for me! But I’m such a By Lainey • May 22, 2009 03:11 am
Marion Cotillard amFAR Hottest Here’s Marion Cotillard with Guillaume Canet last night at amfAR looking f-in’ hot as usual. Quick side bar. First time I made a point of figuring out who Marion was is when I saw that Dior Eiffel Tower ad. You know which one I’m talking about. Attached it By Lainey • May 22, 2009 02:50 am
Ebola Victims Desperate Ebola in Cannes The Croisette has been contaminated this week by Ebola Paris Hilton and that loser it’s been dragging around as its boyfriend. We’ve managed to avoid infection thus far, have not run into them at any parties. Fingers crossed. Should probably stay away from VIP Room tonight though. It’ By Lainey • May 21, 2009 08:33 am