OSiS Glamour Queen of the Week: Beyonce So it turns out that horrid voice wasn’t hers. Beyonce can sing. This is reassuring. Even though that dominant smutty, bitchy part of me was briefly entertained, the notion that Beyonce’s pipes couldn’t produce without assistance would have been a foundation shaker. It’s something I need By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 03:53 am
Twilight Twilight: Multigenerational wolves Yesterday in Vancouver – Chaske Spencer spotted in good spirits and your first look at Graham Greene, in town to shoot his sequences for New Moon. Both worked yesterday. Where: in the forest. What: Robert Pattinson/Edward takes off, leaves Bella/Kristen Stewart, and then people are looking for her and By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 03:44 am
Lilo & Portman Are you watching Dirty Face on Ellen? If not, you must find it. CRAZY. Will write more about it later... But my favourite part so far: Lindsay Lohan namedrops Natalie Portman. Says that Natalie Portman has been a very good friend to her, has helped her through tough times, is By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 03:37 am
B-tch please Jesus heals Madonna in New York yesterday – first visiting a medical building where Page Six reports she was seeing a spine specialist. Amazing she can wear heels with a sore back. I can’t wear heels after a workout, let alone falling off a horse. Then it was out for dinner with By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 02:55 am
Dumbass Lilo on Ellen Her interview airs today, was taped yesterday. Here she is with Ali on her way there. Ellen Degeneres, as you would expect, was very sympathetic, having been through her own public breakup with Anne Heche several years ago. A few snippets have been released prior to the show – not a By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 02:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Johnny Depp and… Twilight? You know it hurts me to write it as much as it hurts you to read it. But… Johnny Depp in Puerto Rico shooting The Rum Diary and … not really feeling the side part. At all. Also those glasses, the way they turn up at the sides, it’s like By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 09:54 am
Girlcrushes Chelsea Handler vs Ebola I posted earlier about how Jimmy Kimmel set up camp inside Billy Bob Thornton’s ass last night, not bothering to call that skeeze out on his bullsh-t. Would Chelsea Handler do the same? I’d like to believe my Chelsea would NEVER do the same. At the very least, By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 08:53 am
Quiveration On rare occasions… When he’s not asstalking or assblogging or dressed from head to toe in “me me me” clothing, Kanye West is attractive. He’s even sexy. Kanye attended the Vanity Fair party for the Tribeca Film Festival last night in New York in conservative attire, did not give a pap By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 07:00 am
Style How many changes? Am writing this at exactly 10:00am Pacific. So it’s only 12:55pm in New York. It’s barely afternoon. But already Jennifer Lopez has changed 3 times! First it was the blue in an article posted earlier. Then she went for a fitted khaki number for Regis & By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 06:23 am
Quiveration A day without Hugh Two days, actually! Can you believe it’s midweek and not one post about Hugh Jackman until now? Slap me. To make up for it, here are several shots of Hugh in Hollywood yesterday at his hand and footprint ceremony on all fours with his pipes all pumped and a By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 04:58 am
Douchebags You are a humpbacked geek So Kimmel is allowed to call him an “actor” but Jian Ghomeshi, a Canadian, no way. That’s the standard. Here’s the thing – Jian introduced him for context as an actor. Period. But Billy Bob Thornton justified his douchebaggery on CBC radio last night by explaining that he was By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 04:29 am
Gorgessity La Lopez legs! Jennifer Lopez at Good Morning America today. No idea why. Don’t care what she’s promoting. Do care very much about her legs. Oh la. She looks amazing. F-cking amazing. A very flattering little dress, especially the darker patches by the waist and the length is perfect. Cuts her By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 03:43 am
Style Crowe and The Queen In London yesterday to promote State of Play. Helen Mirren is a goddess. It’s really too bad she asstalks so much. The lady looks amazing, non? My favourite nail bar (Pure) here in Vancouver plays Sex & the City non stop. So I popped in yesterday for a manicure. By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 03:17 am
Famewhores Front row Pip & Shelfy Like clockwork. SO predictable. The rumour mill was working hard this week about a break up, especially since Pippy thoroughly enjoyed himself at Kate Hudson’s birthday party last Friday. But we all know, it’s not that easy to shake a clinger. Especially this one. What’s a little By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 02:43 am
Gossip Girl Cater Waiter! Very, very strong episode last night. Because it was funny! Great timing, great chemistry between (most of) the actors, and as we concluded in the end – no Vanessa = good show. Poor V. Nobody missed V. In place of V enter Gabriel. Bland, taupe, but with a secret Poppy plotting against By Lainey • Apr 21, 2009 12:11 pm
Twilight Red has a great ass Rachelle Lefevre in Vancouver the other day enjoying the weekend sunshine before getting to work on New Moon. Never knew but as you can see, she has an amazing ass. It’s hard to tell behind all that hair. She also looks like she knows about good photo ops, stopping By Lainey • Apr 21, 2009 09:53 am
