Twilight The Vain Vampire Robert Pattinson doesn’t seem to care about his appearance. In that sense, he’s the exact opposite of Kellan Lutz who, time and again, appears to be more manicured than even his female castmates. This is Kellan in Vancouver yesterday hooking up with Peter Facinelli. The style scarf looped By Lainey • Sep 17, 2009 05:21 am
Girlcrushes Natalie by day and night There’s Shelfy…and then there’s Natalie. Jessica Biel has always referred to the “Top Tier”, a club to which she does not belong that, of course, includes Natalie Portman on a short list of young actors constantly presented with the most prestigious parts. Biel has blamed her exclusion By Lainey • Sep 17, 2009 03:59 am
Famewhores The Jessicas and their limits Variety reports that Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has found herself a job. She’ll play Bradley Cooper’s ex lover in A-Team, an army lady who’s on their asses. Or something. This is what you call Hollywood reality. After months and months of waiting, desperately hoping for an By Lainey • Sep 17, 2009 03:28 am
Hook Ups Ryan & Kat: Twitter clues Ryan Gosling is now on Twitter. As I reported a few weeks ago, the two are rumoured to be dating. Click here for a refresher. Twitter’s not the most slamdunk source for smut, but occasionally it can yield some intriguing clues. Yesterday Ryan posted this photo of a tire By Lainey • Sep 17, 2009 02:59 am
Quiveration Luck of the Irish for Neil Jordan’s Ondine WRITTEN BY ALAN W. Last night, Jacek interrupted my Glee screening (party of one) to give me the low-down on my next assignment. Did you watch? Matthew Morrison singing Montell Jordan, Bel Biv Devoe, and Color Me Badd all in one episode? Enough said. Emily and I were both By Lainey • Sep 17, 2009 02:40 am
Girlcrushes Robin, Keanu, and fangirling for Rebecca The Private Lives of Pippa Lee premiered at TIFF last night. I was assigned to the cover the carpet for etalk and when Rebecca Miller arrived, it was like Robert Pattinson for me. No one but Rebecca Miller could wear what she wore. I know you think it’s weird, By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 12:38 pm
BFFs JLo, Posh, & Spanx Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are in Washington, pictured here this afternoon arriving at Capitol Hill to meet with Nancy Pelosi. Today is Marc’s 41st birthday and he’s being honoured at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Gala where he will receive the Lifetime Achievement Award. President Obama and the By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 11:20 am
Shia LaBeouf Cuties Can’t help it. They are. Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf on set in New York for Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleep aka the worst title ever. As you know, Carey and Shia are dating, my new favourite young Hollywood powerful. F-cking adorable. As predicted, Carey charmed everyone By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 08:58 am
Frauds Jen “live” I am constantly fighting with Duana and Laura because they say I can’t hold a tune. I can totally hold a tune. Laura can’t judge me by my random office stylings because I’m simply not trying. And the time that Du and I went to karaoke it By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 08:08 am
Parent Pimps Mentorship By the time Lindsay Lohan was 17, she was living on her own at the Chateau Marmont, hooking up with older men, propositioning other older men, kicking off a crank journey that continues today. Taylor Momsen in 16. She says she feels much older. That she is more mature than By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 05:24 am
Famewhores Is she going too? Kanye West told Jay Leno that he’ll be disappearing for a while, that he needs time to fix his sh-t. Does fixing his sh-t include getting rid of Amber Rose? She’s part of the f-ckery. So if he’s promising to cut out the f- By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 04:59 am
Smutty Surgery More like Faye Dunaway My BFF Alan W wrote the other day that he thought Madonna looked good at the VMAs. That her face had fallen some, more relaxed, less taut. But that doesn’t mean she didn’t look like Faye Dunaway. Truth: when I first saw photos of Faye Dunaway at the By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 03:59 am
Girlcrushes Drew at TIFF Many of you have been eager for news about Drew Barrymore and Whip It at TIFF. Drew and the cast attended the press conference yesterday and her reception here in Toronto has been rock star-like, surprising to many of us who had no idea, even though Drew is most By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 03:27 am
Frauds Jennifer’s Body Jennifer Aniston also known as Fabulous at 40!!! at the premiere of Love Happens last night with co-star Aaron Eckhart. The sh-ttier the movie, the better she looks on the carpet. And this is the best she’s looked in a long time. The skin, the hair, the By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 03:09 am
Shakira FASHION Magazine: Shakira Shakira An exclusive first look at the October issue of FASHION Magazine featuring the She Wolf herself Shakira. LOVE Shaki. And the body. Is. Sick. If I were Jennifer Lopez I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near Shaki. Wonder if this happened at the VMAs on Sunday. Sure, sure, I’ By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 10:07 am
Famewhores The “close family friend” The Brangelunatics have been upset that the Twi-Hards are getting so much of the crazy spotlight. Let’s give them some love. Alejandra sent this email today in response to a People.com article that was posted earlier. The message was forwarded to the following outlets: Gawker, In Touch, By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 08:30 am
