TIFF 2009 Coverage The Road Less Taken Viggo Mortensen is looking dandy as ever in this svelte black suit and pristine white shirt. And his hair looks so healthy and luscious, you know he likes to sit down in front of a mirror at night and brush it exactly 1000 times like Marcia Brady would do. As By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 08:07 am
Hook Ups Kings and pretty boys Everyone was out last night New York. On the heels of the VMAs and during the thick of NY Fashion Week, the city is a celebrity clusterf-ck, more so than usual. These situations can make for unlikely hook ups. And so at Avenue last night spotted leaving together were By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 05:40 am
A Craigslist Closet Case Okay, I spend all day and night cruising on Craigslist, yet I never find sh-t like this! Lainey had to send this to me to look at (thanks akong!): *are you Asian and hot? want to f-ck a movie star?* - 26 (Vancouver) So here's the scoop By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 05:26 am
Hook Ups Douchebag weekend For Katy Perry. Page Six reports that on Friday night, Katy Petty was spotted at a bar making out with John Mayer. After the MVAs, she and Russell Brand were at a party and ended up going at it in a corner. It’s a like a douchebag buffet in By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 04:42 am
Style Favourite so far Style-wise… Naomi Watts. She was at TIFF yesterday at the Swarovski party and also on the carpet for her film Mother & Child. This jumpsuit and those shoes, it’s the best I’ve seen so far. She looked incredible. Chic, confident, comfortable, and tiny. Naomi seemed subdued last By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 03:42 am
Chris Brown Kanye’s apology Kanye West appeared on Jay Leno’s inaugural show last night for a performance with Jay-Z and Rihanna. Before taking the stage however Kanye requested a few moments with Jay to speak about the VMA incident. Here’s the clip: If we’re comparing apologies, Chris Brown and Kanye By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 03:10 am
Dumbass Lainey’s ShameF-ck Got Some Shameful Tats My friends and I occasionally play the game of “If I were to get a tattoo, it would be a…” I once made the mistake of saying I wanted a mermaid tattoo, to which I was laughed right out of the room. I blame Madison for that one. I mean, By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 02:48 am
BFFs TIFF Bromance: just like Us! I love those pages in Us Weekly when Jennifer Garner goes grocery shopping or Tori Spelling is picking her wedge – just like Us! Cracks me up. Sorry to be late on this, especially since it’s George Clooney and Matt Damon, but it’s been a crazy few days in By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 02:37 am
Sex & the City She still looks mute They’re continuing to shoot Sex & the City 2 in New York. A familiar prop was back on set today: The mute Asian baby! Photo Assumption says she’s still mute. They put her at the lunch table again. Where are her crayons? How will they use her as By Lainey • Sep 14, 2009 11:22 am
Smutty Surgery Weight Loss Tits Need to suppress your appetite? This will help. Someone sent me a photo yesterday of Tori Spelling and her f-cked up tits at fashion week in New York. I quickly pushed away my plate of fries. Fake tits, too skinny resulting in too much extra skin, and a face By Lainey • Sep 14, 2009 10:46 am
Tina Fey Thank You, Sarah Palin! The Creative Arts Emmy Awards were handed out on Saturday night, and Tina Fey won for her portrayal of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live. She looks great, but I’m not too crazy about her suit. Dynasty called and they want their shoulder pads back. I’m sure she’ By Lainey • Sep 14, 2009 10:13 am
Quiveration Colin throws down Saturday night, Colin Farrell’s Triage screened at TIFF and I was on the carpet for the arrival wearing a new dress. My Nanette Lepore pixel. Love it so much. Colin is at his best right now. His best is f-cking hot. Short hair, he has a tan, he’ By Lainey • Sep 14, 2009 06:48 am
Girlcrushes Front row with Anna One of the coveted seats at New York Fashion Week was for Alexander Wang. And our girl Rachel McAdams not only sat in the front row, she sat in the front row next to The Anna. Anna Wintour actually took her sunglasses off and smiled too. These are not coincidental By Lainey • Sep 14, 2009 05:47 am
Madonna Madonna, MJ, and Miss Janet Lainey loves Madonna. So do I. But that speech? That speech, Madonna? The one that’s supposed to be about Michael Jackson, that you sorta hijacked and it became all about you? I get that she was drawing parallels between the two of them, since they are both icons, and By Lainey • Sep 14, 2009 05:24 am
Quiveration Michael Caine & Clive Owen The Grey Goose Soho House party on Saturday night was sick. The venue: a subway platform at Bay Station. Two trains with blue lit compartments lined each side of the platform and a long bar bordered one which, naturally, became my office for the evening. The event was in honour By Lainey • Sep 14, 2009 04:06 am
Lady Gaga Gaga for Gaga! Lady Gaga arrived at the MTV VMAs with Kermit the Frog, which was genius, considering a few months ago, she wore an entire ensemble made completely out of Kermit the Frog heads. I love this lady’s fashion sense and artistry. She writes her own songs, writes for other people, By Lainey • Sep 14, 2009 03:30 am
