Baby and Bump Obsession Why can’t she wear it? SJP and Dandy Pants at an off-Broadway opening last night. As you can see, she’s wearing the most unflattering combination. Michelle (who hates sateen) does not approve. It’s that shiny material again. Can make even Sarah Jessica Parker look … not thin. Also don’t understand about the jacket. By Lainey • Apr 20, 2009 02:53 am
Smutty Surgery Is he a client too? Of the aforementioned Dr Brandt? Haven’t seen George Clooney in a while. He was in NYC on Saturday night with a rather fresh looking face… Or maybe he’s just drunk. Also a distinct possibility. George was in and out – spotted Saturday night, then checked out on Sunday and By Lainey • Apr 20, 2009 02:36 am
Smutty Surgery Madonna falls and meet Dr Brandt As you’ve probably heard, she fell off a horse this weekend in the Hamptons. No serious injuries, is now recovering at Gwyneth’s estate. You know the one with the work out studio right beside the apple orchard? Madge’s people are blaming the paps claiming that some dude By Lainey • Apr 20, 2009 02:17 am
Intro for Apr 20, 2009 Dear Gossips, $24 million. Zac Efron proved he can open big without the benefit of a built-in book-based fanbase. And after hearing from many of you – sheepish but honest! – seems it wasn’t only teens in the audience, or moms accompanying their kids. So in the ongoing young idol battle By Lainey • Apr 20, 2009 01:55 am
Twilight Twilight Weekend Bonus! These just in! Taken a few hours ago - Taylor Lautner on set working out, pumping up those muscles before the cameras started rolling. I'm on my blackberry right now so I can't see every photo clearly but those look like bicep curls, triceps, standing rows, By Lainey • Apr 17, 2009 01:21 pm
Harry Potter In 12 weeks… Hopefully I’ll have already seen it once. Seen what? What else? July 15. It’s been moved up by two days. And a new trailer has just been released that is as great, if not greater, than its predecessors. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince… There is art By Lainey • Apr 17, 2009 10:02 am
Maple Leaf Are you moving? Despite all her success, Rachel McAdams, up to this point, has not been lured away from home. She continues to live in Toronto and stays close to her family home about 2 hours outside of the city… until now? Spotted today – Rachel and Josh Lucas apartment hunting in New York. By Lainey • Apr 17, 2009 08:12 am
Maple Leaf Twilight this week: Vancouver round-up Fresh photos of Rachelle Lefevre taken yesterday, in town to work on scenes for New Moon. Who could miss that hair? Am told Rachelle will be filming at the Cullen House tonight. Thank you for your emails and requests for more details, with particular emphasis on what Robert Pattinson has By Lainey • Apr 17, 2009 07:15 am
Angelina Jolie LipGloss & the Jolie LipGloss goes head to head against JailBait this weekend at the box office. He’s been everywhere, working very very hard on promotion, and last night he showed up on Kimmel. Pretty boring interview, except for the part where he namedrops Angelina Jolie. Zac has met her a few times, By Lainey • Apr 17, 2009 05:11 am
Bad Style Bruno & Baby Can’t f-cking wait to see this movie. Here’s a promo shot from the upcoming Bruno. As previously revealed, Bruno adopts a baby Madonna-styles, then proceeds to pimp him out Dina Lohan-styles. They say Bruno is more incendiary than Borat. And funnier too. The hair alone seals it for By Lainey • Apr 17, 2009 04:02 am
Style Grey Gardens LA Last night, the LA premiere of HBO’s Grey Gardens, Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange on the red carpet… I am as fascinated with Lange’s face as you are. Particularly her eyes. The objective isn’t to look natural anymore, is it? Seems like they stopped bothering. Drew, as By Lainey • Apr 17, 2009 03:44 am
Girly Throw Downs The Frenemy On the day that Gwyneth Paltrow called her a backstabbing “frenemy” on GOOP, Winona Ryder was photographed shopping at the Grove with a friend… Coincidence or conspiracy? Gwynnie just gave Noni some free publicity, especially useful since she actually has a part in Star Trek, due out in a couple By Lainey • Apr 17, 2009 03:10 am
Would You Rather Ha.Ha.Hee! It’s petty, sure. But again…this is a gossip column. Graciousness does not live here. What does live here is an aversion to Emmy Rossum. Which is why I am happy to bring you the following Fried Rice Moment: Her new film Dragonball Evolution, eviscerated by critics, opened in By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 02:32 pm
Bad Style The only man for lime green pants But barely. It’s Gabriel Aubry (with Agyness Deyn), SO beautiful, shooting a commercial in New York today wearing lime green pants. On any other man it would have been a disaster. On Gabriel it’s… alright. Just alright. And you know, this is the best it’ll ever be. By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 01:54 pm
Hook Ups No Chicken Fried for a Good Christian It’s my favourite quote of the week. Chicken Fried Britney is supposedly carrying on with one of her dancers. He’s hot. His name is Chase. For me it was between Chase, Justin, and George but Darren wanted Chase so he can have him. Britney probably wouldn’t be By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 10:26 am
Hook Ups Sienna goes younger Sienna and Balthy have supposedly cooled. The other night in London she and Tom Sturridge spent some time together at the Groucho Club. Sienna had her flirty face on. I’ve seen her flirty face in action before. It’s pretty irresistible. For regular people, spending time together might just By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 09:12 am
