Harry Potter Ron, Snape, YES! They made us wait, and this is why Twilight took over… temporarily. But Harry. There is no comparison to Harry. None. Never. Please! July 17 seems so far away. Every other day I watch the trailers, every other day I get the gooses, and the other day I said to By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 09:21 am
Style GOOPy tees! Two Gwyneth Paltrow posts in one day – it’s a fried rice day! And I haven’t even eaten any in what feels like a week. Had some duck risotto last night, was delicious, but not the same… So anyway, about my Gwynnie, it was inevitable, non? I mean f-ck, By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 07:54 am
Girly Throw Downs Lippy & Pippy SNL! Who to start with? LipGloss or Pipsqueak? Let’s go with the junior. He arrived in London today continuing to promote 17 Again in Europe. Bill Hader told ESPN this morning that the final four hosts this season on Saturday Night Live would be Seth Rogen, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake, By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 06:49 am
Girly Throw Downs Look out Jolie! Malawi officials have confirmed that Madonna will be visiting the country this week to adopt another child – Baby David Banda, the sequel! Madonna recently revealed that: "Many people - especially our Malawian friends - say that David should have a Malawian brother or sister. It's something I By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 05:41 am
B-tch please Dance with GOOPy! I used to hate Thursdays. Now Thursdays are GOOP days. GOOP days are good days – yay! Latest GOOP newsletter…very convenient. Last week it was reported that Gwyneth and her trainer, with whom she’s opening a gym in New York, couldn’t sell memberships. This week, GOOPy’s featuring By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 03:35 am
Thinnification The Thinnification of Scarlett Johansson Et tu Scarje? Scarlett Johansson was in London the other night at a Moet & Chandon event. She’s their new spokesperson. As you can see, she’s still on with the dark hair and the red lips but now apparently there is a weight loss objective. Scarjo turned heads By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 03:04 am
B-tch please Bey… please! Remember these photos? Taken a few weeks ago, Beyonce on the set of a new concert video in a Thierry Mugler gown – not the most flattering. We all know, B has a crazy body. But even the craziest bodies can be disrespected by poor choices. Still…she’s looked worse. By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 02:51 am
Dumbass Lilo TV Girl What’s worse… Straight to DVD or straight to TV, then DVD? This is Lindsay Lohan’s career. Give it up for Dina’s favourite word : Justice! Access Hollywood is reporting that Lilo’s film Labour Pains will not hit theatres, airing instead on ABC Family first in July before By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 02:41 am
Keith Urban Granny’s ordinary life Really like this set of photos. Taken a few weeks ago – Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman went to have her nails done. Looks like a decent spa, regular folks milling about. Shocking, right? You’d think she’d send for personal service at the house? Me too. So her husband decides By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 12:15 pm
Bad Style Cute workout gear is very important I didn’t always think this way. I just put on whatever. I mean it’s the gym. It’s not a fashion show. And this is still true. But at the same time, a flattering pair of running pants or a tank can certainly motivate, get you working harder, By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 11:02 am
Quiveration How to look good in a turtleneck This. Is how to do it…though it’s probably not fair. To use David Beckham as an example. On the outside, he’s basically perfect. And please. Don’t tell me about the inside. Or the voice. He doesn’t have to talk to me when he’s rocking By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 10:51 am
Parent Pimps Crack ramblings run in the family Oh the Lohans… What would we do without the Lohans? Thanks to Matthew L for sending me a link to Dina Lohan’s Twitter – it’s my favourite thing about today. She’s like John Mayer. Except her grammar is for sh-t. And she can’t function within 140 characters. By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 07:55 am
Famewhores How do you dump a Vagina Virgin? Not that it would have been a real break up because it wasn’t a real relationship but still… For all intents and purposes it was sold as a legitimate love, so will we be hearing about it on the Jonas Brothers next album? Probably won’t have to wait By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 07:50 am
Clown Oscar-nominated delusions You’ve heard by now about the exclusive interview Lindsay Lohan granted E! She let the crack talk the entire time. How else can you explain it? As you’d expect, Lilo blames you, me, everyone else for her career failures. Of course. Because Dina Lohan didn’t teach her By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 05:32 am
Dumbass True 2009 The economy is in the sh-ts. People are poor. Even rich people are poor. Spandau Ballet is getting back together, oh lawd. Dumb, but True. Heh. That song plays in every Chinese restaurant in the world. You’d think they would be taking it to the bank over and over By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 05:14 am
Twilight His head is fine but he smells Many of you have emailed about some tabloid story reporting that Robert Pattinson was struck in the head during New Moon shooting in Vancouver. He hasn’t started shooting. Makeup, screen testing, and training…but not shooting. Relax twi-hards. It never happened. He wasn’t hurt. Trust. The smell on By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 04:09 am
