Girly Throw Downs Snap and Flex > Boring Oh honey. It must be exhausting. Renee Zellweger relaxed her SnapFace just a little last night at the premiere of My One & Only in New York to focus on the posing. She posed very, very, very hard. Some celebrities are naturals on the carpet. Renee is not a natural By Lainey • Aug 19, 2009 04:01 am
Famewhores Granny Freeze on Project Runway She’s lowering herself to television. Shocking, non? The 6th season of Project Runway kicks off tomorrow with a two hour special All Star Challenge bringing back 8 former designers joined by Granny Freeze herself! Nicole Kidman will appear alongside host Heidi Klum to set up a task. Style-wise By Lainey • Aug 19, 2009 03:26 am
Quiveration Needed some Fried Rice Just came back from the gym. Hayley f-cking destroyed us today. And it’s not like I went into it blind. The Toronto International Film Festival is 3 weeks away. 10 days of total debauchery. Which is why she always gets medieval with my ass before sending me off. By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 01:57 pm
Cheating Loins Must be a Mean Girls day Have already made reference to two Mean Girls today and now a third, Amanda Seyfried, has just popped up. Amanda is currently shooting Letters to Juliet in New York – click here to read about the book - in which she plays an American girl with her boyfriend Gael Garcia Bernal who By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 10:28 am
True Blood Jason Stackhouse, you clean up NICE JEYE-son. That’s how they say it. JEYE-son…what the hale were you thankin’? Love True Blood SO much. It’s so bad it’s good. Deliciously campy. And lines like these, from this week’s episode: It’s the way ah was raised up. And Nordic sex By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 07:26 am
Maple Leaf Play by play pregnancy Hush, now… She’s pregnant. La Grande Fromage, Canada’s ambassador of cheese Celine Dion is having another baby. Rene-Charles is 8. And of course we all knew, she told everyone, about the child waiting for her in the lab when she was ready. Well she’s ready. And By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 06:09 am
Baby and Bump Obsession I knew it would come between us Is it because I hate babies? Did you read the Maclean’s article? You are a virile man, hell yes. You have proven your fertility to us before. And it’s wonderful to know that your young son is doing well. No doubt you could have sired an army by By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 04:59 am
Break Ups Unfixable It was Sean Penn’s birthday yesterday. He’s 49. Two nights ago he was spotted in Malibu at Nobu leaving with a friend. Not sure if he celebrated with Robin Wright though it seems unlikely. Page Six is reporting that it’s done. Again. Sean took time off from By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 04:11 am
Twilight Hair, hoods, and first day shoots Kristen Stewart was spotted yesterday at the salon. They were testing out new wigs and hair options. Am told that are looking into the possibility of not weaving it so that she can just rip that sh-t off at the end of the day and be done, although it By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 03:55 am
Maple Leaf Buble’s new blonde Michael Buble is enjoying some down time at home in Vancouver while working on a new album due in October. Early buzz has been positive… Earlier this summer Buble released a special edition cd/dvd Michael Buble Meets Madison Square Garden. It’s selling very, very well. I must be By Lainey • Aug 18, 2009 03:22 am
Bad Style Twilight weekend and KStew’s mad steeze It’s Twilight all over Vancouver as there are now almost 20 Los Angeles based paps in the city dedicated to hunting vampires – in particular, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Which is why the actors are not moving around town as easily and as comfortably as they were before. Gone By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 12:26 pm
Hook Ups Brand new strange F-cking guy gets as much strange as Leonardo DiCaprio. And while Leo relies heavily on looks, with Russell, obviously, it’s all about personality. Because please. That sh-t is foul on the outside. This is Russell in London the other day taking a new piece out to dinner By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 10:08 am
Frauds It was all about the shoes Last week photographers caught Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in what was presumed to be a scrap. He kept her waiting, they exchanged words, and he had a hissy fit and stormed ahead of her. Click here for a refresher. I posited however that it may not have been an By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 08:32 am
Madonna 51 year old ass This is what it looks like. Madonna turned 51 yesterday, celebrated at a dinner party in Portofino seated beside her petting toy Jesus Luz. In the soft candlelight, and having chilled out a little on the face work, Madge easily, from this blurry pap distance, looks 10 years younger. Does By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 07:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Chicken Fried Haircuts My friend Duana once made the observation – why don’t Britney’s kids ever age? They do always look the same, non? Could be because Jayden James looks so much like his big brother Sean Preston, and they were only born 12 months apart almost to the day, so not By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 05:34 am
Parent Pimps Porny the judge Page Six is reporting that Jessica Simpson’s pimp father Joe has been campaigning on behalf of his daughter to replace Paula Abdul’s vacated seat at the judge’s table on American Idol. Paula set the bar so low. For singing and sanity, she set the bar low enough By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 04:09 am
