Maple Leaf All star Inception Fresh off a break in Ibiza, Leonardo DiCapri is now in Paris shooting scenes for Inception with Ellen Page and Marion Cotillard directed by Christopher Nolan. The plot for Inception is being kept super secret, no details were provided only that the studio described it as “a contemporary sci-fi By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 03:21 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy is a punchline Once upon a time she sat at the cool kids’ table, repeatedly asked back to host Saturday Night Live, a favourite of Lorne Michaels, stuck up and condescending always, but a great sense of humour and privy to the inside joke. Gwyneth Paltrow, since marriage and motherhood and sanctimonious GOOP By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 02:48 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Hot Friday Hot Harry It is so f-cking hot here in Toronto. And this is Hot Harry on a Horse not on a horse at a wedding in London with his brother and also Kate Middleton. I was married on a Friday. My mother consulted a feng shui master for the date. And By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 12:03 pm
Famewhores Autotune Aniston Oh she wants it bad. Last week I posted this article about Jennifer Aniston’s new role in Goree Girls, the true story about a female inmate country band from the 40s, questioning whether she’ll be willing to get ugly for Oscar. Prisoners in 1940s had perfect blowouts? Most By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 10:17 am
Dumbass Robo sells at Maxfield? …the f-ck??? For those who’ve never been to Maxfield in West Hollywood… Super ultra luxe. Like crazy crazy luxe. I once became obsessed with a Rick Owens jacket there and Jacek told me I could jump up his ass because it would have meant not making our car By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 07:24 am
Robert Pattinson An Open Mouth Birthday She’s 30 today, my friend Laura. Laura cockblocked me from James Franco at Sundance. Laura almost bitchslapped Sienna Miller at Burger King. Laura refused to let me wear an amazingly ridiculous headwrap to interview Tony Leung at TIFF two years ago. Laura was with me in Cannes when Mischa By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 05:34 am
Bad Style I don’t want to see you in these pants He’s RDJ. In London. He can get away with the purse. But the pants… I never want to see these pants on a man who brings the quiver. Not only because these pants are usually associated with douchebags and thick chains riding around in tricked out Hondas blasting Flo By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 04:22 am
Sienna Miller Another summer, another man And this time he’s not married. It’s progress. This is Sienna Miller on family holiday in Ibiza with her new boyfriend DJ George Baker. Last year she was in a bikini with Balthazar Getty further tarnishing her reputation. After a tumultuous on again/off again relationship, Balthy has By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 04:15 am
Girly Throw Downs Saying it’s SO OVER Yesterday photos were released of Tom and Katie mid-argument after she supposedly snapped at him for making her wait, one of the few times the two have been pictured not faking their fake love, prompting many people to declare that IT’S SO OVER! and calling for a divorce By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 03:52 am
Douchebags Pippy on a big boy bike Little Pipsqueak rode a man’s bike yesterday to Café Med after lunch. It’s the red backpack that seals it, non? Brad Pitt could carry this backpack off with an adult swagger. Justin Timberlake rolls around like it’s a Big Wheel. Pips is busy these days, not in By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 03:30 am
Bad Style Oh Anna, what have you done? Look at Posh’s face. The foundation. The skintone lips. She looks hideous. F-cking hideous. It’s Victoria Beckham today in Boston for the American Idol auditions wearing ten inches of foundation and bronzer. She had toned down this sh-t, you see, to appease Anna Wintour as she By Lainey • Aug 13, 2009 01:03 pm
Hook Ups Snapface photo shoot Fresh off her minibreak with Bradley Cooper in Spain, where he was spotted stroking her ass and kissing her in a church, Renee Zellweger returned to New York for a photo shoot today with red lips covered under a sheet. As you can see, Renee’s eyes are open all By Lainey • Aug 13, 2009 11:04 am
Katie Holmes GMD & Robo: Photo Assumption Fight! It's our favourite game! Drawing conclusions basely solely, therefore meaningless, on photo assumption. What does Tom Cruise's body language suggest? Here's Tom in Australia with Katie Holmes and Little Sci. According to the photographer, he made his wife and his daughter wait for him By Lainey • Aug 13, 2009 09:37 am
Twilight The Most Beautiful Vampire Twilight has confirmed another casting coup: Oscar nominated Catalina Sandino Moreno will join Eclipse as Maria making her officially the most beautiful vampire on the roster. Unless of course you ask a Twi-Hard. Otherwise, it’s hard to argue. Crazy f-cking gorgeous. I love her. I have loved By Lainey • Aug 13, 2009 09:26 am
Jennifer Connelly A cups Let’s talk about tits. Most of the talk around tits in Hollywood is focused on the augmentations. Today’s talk around tits will highlight those celebrities who’ve actually downsized. I am a generously sized person, 5 ft 3, who has never been happy with what I have. I By Lainey • Aug 13, 2009 05:51 am
Quiveration Travelling with dad There’s something about a man holding his son’s hand, I’m a baby hater I love this visual. It started after Princess Diana died. And one day Prince Charles came out of the castle – in Scotland I think? At Balmoral? – holding Harry’s hand and he was 12 By Lainey • Aug 13, 2009 05:29 am
