B-tch please Her Madgesty: cheap and cruel? Stories originating out of the UK re: Madonna have to be taken with a grain of salt. They are unabashedly pro-Guy. This one however, despite my loyalty towards the Madge, seems totally believable. Madonna keeps a nanny to tend exclusively to Baby David Banda. The nanny has tendered her resignation By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 06:44 am
Benicio del Toro Elvis Del Toro Right? Benicio Del Toro has been idle for some time now. And… um… it shows. This is Benicio the other night leaving Beso after presumably a rich meal. To me it’s the cowboy boots that make it amazing. The final touch. Once upon a time he was the sex, By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 04:55 am
Quiveration Twilight: my favourite wolf Hell-OH Alex Meraz. He plays Paul in New Moon – here he is photographed on the weekend in Vancouver. Hot. SO hot. Alex was overheard telling people that he’ll be the “bad wolf” in the movie. Bad is good. Bad works for me. Also attached – Taylor Lautner and his flawless By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 04:21 am
Zac Efron LipGloss: booty call in every country? I’ve long reported that LipGloss allegedly has a booty call tucked away in Toronto. He was recently in Australia promoting his new film and local gossips there say he was super flirty with a few local actresses (thanks Amy!). Now Lippy has arrived in Paris on yet another stop By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 03:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Robo Babysitter Katie Holmes took Little Sci to art class on Saturday and the Beckham boys tagged along too. Their mother was not present. As you can see, Katie’s choice of footwear on a day with the kids is remarkably different from Posh’s. Katie chose flats. Weak! You know Victoria By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 03:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOP in America Apparently my Gwyneth will be spending most of her time in America to work on Iron Man 2. Here she is with the children in New York the other day, enjoying some lunch before heading to Build-a-Bear. While living in London, G has managed to keep pap photos of her By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 02:55 am
Quiveration Friday Night Women’s Health Don’t you love starting your weekend with Taylor Kitsch? Here he is in Women’s Health. Delicious. Like him in stripes…you? When asked about what he has in common with Riggins, TK said: There are definitely pieces of me in him. When I was 16 or 17, I By Lainey • Mar 20, 2009 09:48 am
Katie Holmes Posh expansion In this shot she looks almost athletic, one of the few celebrities who need photoshop for ADDING size, not reducing it, here’s another slide from Victoria Beckham’s Armani underwear campaign. It’s not like she works out… Actually reminds me of Gisele’s body. Maybe they used Gisele’ By Lainey • Mar 20, 2009 08:18 am
Cameron Diaz Cam foils Celebrities… just like us! Or so they say. Cameron Diaz went to have her highlights touched up on Wednesday in LA. While in the chair she checked her blackberry obsessively. Michelle said last night at dinner: blackberry is the adult security blanket. Totally. At fashion week, whenever there’s nothing By Lainey • Mar 20, 2009 06:21 am
Courteney Cox Striped Cougar Courteney Cox on the set of her upcoming new tv series Cougar Town in stripes, with toned arms and legs, and her face freshly touched up for yet another attempt at a hit show. But the hair… The hair is perfect cougar hair. No matter the writing, at least the By Lainey • Mar 20, 2009 05:46 am
Jennifer Lopez JLo Love Shame This is Chris Judd out and about last night in LA…remember him? He was married to Jennifer Lopez before she left him and took up with Ben Affleck five minutes later. You will note, her in between times are always very short… JLo is never single for very long. By Lainey • Mar 20, 2009 04:08 am
Clown Seth Rogen > Lindsay Lohan Sit DOWN Spray Tan! Lindsay Lohan in the new issue of Nylon looking cranked out and rather conceited. This is a girl who loves herself. This is why she’s not sad smut. She worships the camera worshipping her: “I love doing photo shoots… I mean, if I could just By Lainey • Mar 20, 2009 03:29 am
Hilary Duff First day of Spring Warm weather… it’s coming, right? Because we were treated to mild temperatures earlier in the week only to have it plunge below zero today. In time for the weekend. Boo. By contrast, it’s balmy in Los Angeles, as evidenced by Hilary Duff’s short shorts, pictured here yesterday By Lainey • Mar 20, 2009 03:14 am
Twilight Bella and Jacob by the beach Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart were in Tofino, British Columbia yesterday – where Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were married but not at that resort – shooting around South Beach and the Wickaninnish Inn. More of that is happening today. Rachelle Lefevre is said to be around too. Cliff diving, near drowning, By Lainey • Mar 20, 2009 03:06 am
Intro for Mar 20, 2009 Dear Gossips, Iman in person does not disappoint. As Duana described, it’s like all her parts taken individually seem like they can’t possibly work together, but somehow they do and the result is total magnificence. Yesterday was Project Runway Canada at Fashion Week. I was sitting across from By Lainey • Mar 20, 2009 02:53 am
Russell Brand Ew for some, not ew for all Many requests come in for more Russell Brand. Russell Brand in Australia today making out with some girl. Really? Him? Appears to be rather enthusiastic about this kiss. He’s making her laugh. An aphrodisiac in some cases yes. But… he looks better in leggings than I do. This is By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 09:47 am