Cheese Before LeAnn… Those of you who grew up in Canada should remember this… 3Deep. Ring a bell? Canada for some reason is a good testing ground for boy bands. Some producer threw together three random boys from soap operas back in the day and released a song that became a modest hit By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 09:09 am
Twilight Vampire training Sorry my schedule has been wonk ass all day. Was at press screening for a movie this morning, then shooting for eTalk, now in and out of meetings, then headed to Project Runway. Please forgive. Am rushing to post. To make up for it, to Twilight fans anyway, especially those By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 08:36 am
Hugh Grant Beans goes back to work Hugh Grant is shooting a new movie. It's been a while. Still, the time away doesn't mean he's breaking out of his same old movie mold, oh no. A romantic comedy called Did You Hear About the Morgans costarring SJP - something about a By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 07:40 am
Dumbass Twilight Bitchface! See? And you know I love her for it! Kristen has been promoting Adventureland. Promotion means junkets. Junkets consist of outlet after outlet filing in for 5 minute sessions asking questions about the movie to air on their respective programs. It's supposed to look like a real conversation By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 06:11 am
Coincidence or conspiracy Don't f-ck with Us Us Weekly broke the story on its new cover - LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian having an affair. She wasn't stupid enough to outright deny it...but he was. Dumb. You don't f-ck with Janice Min. Us has just posted a video on its site - By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 04:22 am
Famewhores Did she try to keep him? How? Ignore LeAnn Rimes on the cover of Us Weekly and look at that top corner: Jen’s Last Ditch Gifts Am curious. Did she offer him more money to stay? A contract extension? Free pass pee cards? What? Needless to say, the tabloids have not been kind to Jennifer By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 02:46 am
Quiveration If I’m Natalie Portman… And Ryan Gosling keeps texting me, it’s not even a decision. Automatic molecular reaction. I’m there. Sure…she’s Natalie Portman. She has options. I get it. But is there a better option than Ryan Gosling? Um. No. And please… Don’t say Robert Pattinson. Ryan Gosling > By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 02:30 am
Intro for Mar 19, 2009 Dear Gossips, Smells like fried chicken all around Toronto but everyone I’ve heard from last night who went to see Britney’s Circus at the Air Canada Centre seemed to be disappointed. Apparently her performance was not as high energy as her others have been…? Hopefully she’ll be By Lainey • Mar 19, 2009 02:13 am
Dumbass Country B through security If I ever went through airport screening with my shades on, some security bitch would have my ass on the ground with my knees behind my back faster than you can say Carrie Underwood has an attitude problem. Celebrities have it so easy. Carrie Underwood absolutely can’t go through By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 11:32 am
Cheating Loins Let your heart bleed for Posh Becks dressed up for a night on the town at a charity benefit the other night with no date. As such, they all came roaring. Surrounded by lascivious ladies licking their lips at the prospect, the possibility of one night with a man who has strayed before… And worse still, By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 08:32 am
Brad Pitt Pitt & Portman! Variety is reporting that Brad Pitt and Natalie Portman will star together in a film called Artifacts – a romantic comedy! Finally! Too many serious movies. I could handle some Pitt in a lighter setting. And with my girlcrush too? Oh la. I know what you’re thinking, and you know By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 07:48 am
Girly Throw Downs Back from a break And we needed one from her, non? I did. Anne Hathaway was front and centre all through awards season. After Oscar she disappeared for a few weeks, resurfacing last night at the Valentino event, seated on the other side of the designer who – photo assumption! – seemed to be more interested By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 06:58 am
Twilight Naming the Wolves Posted the first photos yesterday of Jacob and his pack. You Twilight fans have been emailing about names and characters. This morning’s fried rice is making me nice. So today, exclusively, here’s how the wolves break down: Taylor Lautner: Jacob Black Chaske Spencer: Sam Uley Tyson Houseman: Quil By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 05:15 am
Gossip Girl High School Theatre It’s so layered. And our tangential obsession this week was Brody Jenner’s (the director) cameo appearance. Right? So yeah, not the strongest episode. But the very end, the very end is very, very promising. Turning a corner for Springtime, hopefully… Chuck’s face said it all. And he By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 04:34 am
Daniel Craig Bond’s jaunty hat This is for my good friend who shall remain nameless. Up until a few months ago, her lust was all about Daniel Craig. She, like me, is an anglophile. She has loved Daniel since his Bond confirmation. When I used to tease her about his Asian preference, threatening to move By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 03:44 am
BFFs With Mom, Madge, and Mr Valentino It’s my Gwyneth last night feting Valentino at a screening and then afterparty for The Last Emperor, a documentary about the designer’s legendary life and career. Seriously…it’s sublime. Click here for the trailer. When he says “I would eat them!” you will DIE. And of course By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 03:24 am
