Ebola Victims Pattinson can’t shake Ebola See? Once you let it in the door, once her black hole vagina gets its tentacles latched, it won’t let go until there’s nothing left. Robert Pattinson is in for a world of hurt. As reported earlier – click here for a refresher – Rob spent an hour at a By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 01:30 pm
Girly Throw Downs Stephenie Meyer > Victoria Beckham Anna Wintour is really, really, REALLY sticking it to Victoria Beckham, oh la. Anna Wintour also might just be losing her f-cking edge. Either that or the economic crisis is putting a serious cramp on her styling. First – about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. You saw what she wore to the By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 11:55 am
Break Ups Tell John Mayer… That Megan Fox is single. Because she is totally his type. This is after all a dude who used to admit to racking up thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars on internet porn and phone sex. Something tells me Jennifer Aniston isn’t exactly the go-to beat off inspiration By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 08:47 am
Sports Porny Country Fail Oh Porny. Am told by sources exclusively that Jessica Simpson fired her band last week after suspending the tour. She’s taking a year off. Which essentially means the label doesn’t want her, that country music doesn’t want her, that she needs to find something else to do. By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 08:25 am
Girlcrushes Female Chivalry Amanda Seyfried has been shooting a new movie in Toronto. She was in LA for the weekend for the Oscars, then had to return immediately Monday back to work. Dominic Cooper went with her. This is Amanda arriving at LAX yesterday. Dominic met her later. An interesting story about their By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 04:15 am
Girlcrushes Kristen Stewart > Robert Pattinson You know I love this bitch…even when she’s an inarticulate stoner on Letterman. Kristen Stewart is totally up her own ass. At 18, she’s an “artist”. And fluff is not her thing. So she says. So she acts. Pretentious? For sure! Youthful sanctimony? Absolutely! But on the By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 03:38 am
Ebola Victims Robert Pattinson…infected? Hate to say I told you so but… I told you so. Way back I told you so, back in November according to my sources Ebola was hunting Edward Cullen. And it was inevitable, the more time spent in LA, the greater risk of infection. It’s official: Robert Pattinson By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 02:37 am
Bad Style Oscar Worst Dressed: Reese Witherspoon Topping the Worst Dressed is almost an art. It’s too easy to name Jessica Biel the worst dressed. You expect it. What’s the challenge? But Reese Witherspoon… You don’t expect it from Reese Witherspoon. You don’t go into the Oscars thinking Reese Witherspoon will suck it By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 02:21 am
Gorgessity Oscar Best Dressed: Marion Cotillard Two for two. It was hers last year when she was named the Queen. It’s also hers this year as she took an appropriate step back but still killed it anyway. Like SJP, Marion chose Christian Dior. Unlike SJP, she totally made it work. It’s not a dress By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 02:06 am
Award Season Hair 2009 Oscar Granny Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman was freshly frozen for the Oscars and presented alongside The Women to Kate Winslet. I do love how they held hands and welcomed her to the community. And though I rag on her often, Gran is one of the few who can almost always pull off By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 01:46 am
Bad Style Oscar napkin or towel? I say napkin. Like a napkin tucked in during a meal. But some of you are saying towel, a towel hanging on a bar in your bathroom. Whatever the case… It’s balls! And it’s f-cking amazing! When we saw this on the pool feed, I almost twisted my By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 09:09 am
Pitt "Porn" Oscar Pitt Porn While they may have lost the latest battle in an interminable war, the Brange last night did not give ground. Because when they arrived, as you’d expect, the place went batsh-ts. He, as usual, was the most handsome son of a bitch in town. She… was a little waxy. By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 08:52 am
Girly Throw Downs Oscar True Love Declaration: Jen & John They truly are a match made in famewhore heaven. I love them. I really, really truly love them. If you live for gossip, how can you not? She spends all her days plotting against the Brange, he spends all of his days writing and filming press releases to promote his By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 08:16 am
Award Season Hair 2009 Oscar Snub: Sean Penn You've been emailing about this today: Sean Penn having no time for his wife Robin Wright despite the fact that she seemed overcome by his win. At one point the Academy featured a really sweet camera angle of him in profile with her face in the background...only By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 07:09 am
Award Season Hair 2009 Oscar Kate! So now she has one. How 'bout that whistle from her dad? She was asked in the press room about the criticism she's received from stoic Brits about the emotion she's gushed throughout the course of the season. Her response? I don't give By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 06:45 am
Style Oscar Inseparable: Daniel & Satsuki Word is he’s extremely uncomfortable at these events. Which is why he seems to cling to her for support. It’s very sweet. Not like a limp dick or anything. Just… one person needing another. This isn’t weakness is it? F-ck me. Sleeplessness = Oprahliness. Ugh. Anyway, they made By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 06:08 am
