Hook Ups Guy & Elle … Should totally become a couple, based on their names and nothing else. It could happen. Last night they had dinner at the Notting Hill Brassiere, careful to leave separately but both observed to be rather smirky upon departure. You know Elle Macpherson…Elle is a total maneater. If she had By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 02:41 am
Bad Style Roller Granny! Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman is getting real with the people. She’s been spending time with Sunday and in support of her husband’s new album, because after all, that’s what a contract is all about, has been deigning to stay in Nashville, mingling with the common folk, even By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 02:27 am
Clown How many second chances? As you’ve heard, Lindsay was let off today – the court recalled her arrest warrant after her lawyer went in there to argue that she’s only missed her alcohol education classes because of pap interference. How come pap interference never interferes with her partying? Or going to Jack Nicholson’ By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 02:59 pm
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy or Douchey? Tough call for you, isn't it? One's an elitist condescending, allegedly undeserving bitch, the other a wastebag ingrate making a mockery of music and his entire career... How to choose? GOOPy or Douchey? Well it's obvious for me. GOOPs of course. You know I By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 08:26 am
Gorgessity Open mouth outtakes and androgyny Thanks to Sasha for sending me these – outtakes from Robert Pattinson’s GQ photo shoot. Way better than the ones they chose, non? Any one of these would have worked far better than that side-lie penis pose. You will note however that there always has to be one with his By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 07:36 am
Hook Ups What happens on May 15th? That’s the day Jennifer Aniston’s new movie Management hits theatres. You know how she loves to conveniently get back together with John Mayer whenever it’s time to pimp a project? John Mayer gets a few weeks of freedom before contractual obligations call again? Or will it be By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 05:42 am
Douchebags Why so pained? And has Robert Pattinson created an open-mouth epidemic? Almost every photo of Ginnifer Goodwin last night at the Metropolitan Opera gala features her with a slack jaw looking miserable. The few shots of her smiling looks like she’s being tortured…and it’s too bad, really, because she’s By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 05:34 am
Maple Leaf Josh coming home The pilot for Joshua Jackson’s Fringe was shot in Toronto. First season filmed in NYC. Second season pick up has been confirmed but now the show is moving to Vancouver where Joshua grew up. He’s coming home! Which means Diane Kruger will likely be spending a lot of By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 05:02 am
Dumbass GOOPy’s low membership GOOP subscription is doing very well – and many of you can vouch for this. Gwyneth Paltrow’s other project, however, is reportedly not thriving. At all. As you know, G is opening a gym in New York with her trainer Tracy Anderson –the woman responsible for “revolutionising” her body, and By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 04:47 am
Style Prunes and red lips! Last night at the Metropolitan Opera 125th anniversary gala in New York, Mary-Kate Olsen brought her prune lips and painted them red, accompanied by boyfriend Nate Lowman. As you can see, MK looked extra pale in black, working the red carpet the only way she knows how – pruning, puckering, pleased By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 04:38 am
Bad Style Springtime in Paris Their little love trip through Europe continues…paid for by a film studio. Bonus! Reese Witherspoon in Paris to promote Monsters vs Aliens. As you know, Jake Gyllenhaal has joined her on the tour – they were spotted enjoying their free time in Paris this weekend, walking hand in hand, popping By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 03:39 am
Sports Brady meets the parents The world’s prettiest couple in Brazil to meet her family – Gisele Bundchen brought Tom Brady home for a family reunion, presenting him for the first time as her husband. Bitch! The normally reticent couple, especially around the paps, seemed in great spirits, not hiding from cameras, even smiling for By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 03:28 am
Quiveration Hot Harry on a Horse and pink nails Hot Harry hit up a club called Raffles the other night, tried to sneak out the back entrance but the paps caught him first – seen here hopping in a cab with pink polish on his nails. Yum. Yum because this would have happened in bed. Of course it would have By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 03:11 am
Brad Pitt Jolie Blonde > Jolie Black? Angelina Jolie continued shooting Salt this weekend in New York, apparently finally done with the blonde wig scene and switching over to the black. Maybe it’s the lighting but that foundation…it’s too dark, non? And she looks super tired. Perhaps this is the point. The Jolie is By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 03:00 am
Twilight More Twilight departures Kellan Lutz and Edi Gathegi left Vancouver on Friday night and Nikki Reed and Rachelle Lefevre departed on Saturday morning – all photographed at Vancouver airport on the heels of Kristen Stewart, Jackson Rathbone, and Ashley Green. Robert Pattinson, as I reported Friday afternoon, also said goodbye – for now – to Vancouver By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 02:45 am
Clown Booty calls and broken windows Lilo drama…what else is new. She loves it. She lives for it. She creates it. She can’t exist without it. So there was a warrant issued for her arrest on Friday. Violation of probation related to her DUI. The warrant however did not deter Lindsay Lohan from heading By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 02:17 am
