Twilight Naming the Wolves Posted the first photos yesterday of Jacob and his pack. You Twilight fans have been emailing about names and characters. This morning’s fried rice is making me nice. So today, exclusively, here’s how the wolves break down: Taylor Lautner: Jacob Black Chaske Spencer: Sam Uley Tyson Houseman: Quil By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 05:15 am
Gossip Girl High School Theatre It’s so layered. And our tangential obsession this week was Brody Jenner’s (the director) cameo appearance. Right? So yeah, not the strongest episode. But the very end, the very end is very, very promising. Turning a corner for Springtime, hopefully… Chuck’s face said it all. And he By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 04:34 am
Daniel Craig Bond’s jaunty hat This is for my good friend who shall remain nameless. Up until a few months ago, her lust was all about Daniel Craig. She, like me, is an anglophile. She has loved Daniel since his Bond confirmation. When I used to tease her about his Asian preference, threatening to move By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 03:44 am
BFFs With Mom, Madge, and Mr Valentino It’s my Gwyneth last night feting Valentino at a screening and then afterparty for The Last Emperor, a documentary about the designer’s legendary life and career. Seriously…it’s sublime. Click here for the trailer. When he says “I would eat them!” you will DIE. And of course By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 03:24 am
Cheating Loins Bearding leads to homewrecking? This is what happens when a young girl marries an undiscovered ‘mo. Us Weekly has busted LeAnn Rimes for cheating on her husband Dean Sheremet – they’ve been married 7 years – with her movie of the week co-star Eddie Cibrian, also married with children. Hardly A list but the story… By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 02:45 am
Intro for Mar 18, 2009 Dear Gossips, Was so nervous last night I couldn’t breathe. Then as soon as I stepped out onto the runway I saw her – my Chinese Squawking Mother, because she was dressed in red in the front row and couldn’t be missed – and then everything was ok. Am a By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 02:29 am
Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno is coming! At SXSW this week, Sacha Baron Cohen appeared via video to present a short clip from the upcoming, highly anticipated Bruno, his follow-up to Borat this time featuring the flamboyant Bruno from his now cult status tv show. You may recall "Bruno" crashed a runway last year and By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 12:14 pm
Girly Throw Downs Beyonce > Posh AND AssTalk There was a rumour circulating a while ago that the Crown Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl had landed the April cover of Vogue. Needless to say, Anna Wintour said no. At least not this month. April belongs not to AssTalk and also not to Concrete Tits. Posh only has 8 By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 11:00 am
Break Ups He will never let us down John Mayer keep quiet aboutthe end of his contractual obligationshis bust up with Jennifer Aniston? Please. He would never be so cruel. He could never be so self controlled. Remember, his gift is his song. His gift is the word. Because he’s so great with the word, right? Who By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 09:24 am
Dumbass Movie Star is still a bitch Oh goody. It’s way more fun when the truly famous stars are the bitches. Last night, Julia Roberts and that sexy, sexy, SEXY fine ass beast Clive Owen were in New York for the premiere of Duplicity. Roger Friedman was on the press line, was angling to speak with By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 07:43 am
Quiveration Nothing to say... But it's rare pap sightings of Caleb Followill and confession: I listen to him every night, I dream about him every night. And the only reason he's not on my Freebie Five is because he just might be a Lifetime List candidate and also... some crushes By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 05:45 am
Twilight Twilight: Wolf and his friends New Moon is supposed to be the break out for Taylor Lautner – his chance to come out from the open mouth shadow of Robert Pattinson. This is Taylor with New Moon director Chris Weitz in Vancouver yesterday at a lunch meeting and it’s your first look at Jacob and By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 04:28 am
Blind Riddles Smack no kids They’ve been married a while now, he’s still desperately in love with her, and has been patiently waiting to have children…only she hasn’t been healthy enough to get pregnant. Because she loves heroin. Last summer it was a last chance, he took her on extended holiday, By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 04:16 am
Quiveration Franco fake gut? James Franco yesterday – first look at him playing Allen Ginsberg on the set of Howl. James is normally pretty lean. From the side there he looks much thicker. Fake? Howl will focus on the younger Ginsberg, obviously, during the course of the poet’s obscenity trial over the poem that By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 03:05 am
Style KStew KWiig Last night at the Adventureland premiere in LA – Kristen Stewart, love the hot orange dress, don’t love how she’s been styled. The makeup’s not right. Or something. Like she’s an imposter. I prefer my KStew with natty dirty hair. Having said that, Kristen is 18 and By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 02:55 am
Hook Ups Guy & Elle … Should totally become a couple, based on their names and nothing else. It could happen. Last night they had dinner at the Notting Hill Brassiere, careful to leave separately but both observed to be rather smirky upon departure. You know Elle Macpherson…Elle is a total maneater. If she had By Lainey • Mar 17, 2009 02:41 am
