BAFTA 2009 BAFTA Body: Gemma Arterton Why Gemma Arterton? Because we can’t see her bones. Can you say the same about 95% of other young actresses these days? Hell no. So some love for Gemma, yes? Yes. Gemma Arterton, who was in Bond for maybe 4 minutes, owned her curves in black at the BAFTAs. By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 12:41 am
BAFTA 2009 BAFTA Youthful: Emma Watson Emma Watson is 18. She looks 18, doesn’t she? She acts 18. She dresses 18. She moves 18. And while her dress is not my favourite, this doesn’t matter. What matters is that it’s appropriate. And she isn’t pushing 40. And she doesn’t look like By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 12:38 am
Quiveration BAFTA RDJ His usual charming self on the carpet tonight with wife Susan. They were super kissy face, lucky bitch. Seriously, for someone who abused drugs for so long, he’s holding up remarkably well…unlike Whitney Houston. More on that later during Grammy wrap. RDJ carries around a lunchbox with vitamins By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 12:26 am
Girlcrushes BAFTA Blasé: Meryl Streep She doesn’t have to. So she doesn’t. But she respects the occasion too even though this outfit is probably 20 years old and recycled from an awards show during the (to borrow from her speech at the Globes for her Adaptation win) Pleistocene era. Meryl Streep at the By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 12:20 am
Bad Style The BAFTAs 2009 I love the BAFTAs. They’re so all business. It’s like, let’s get on with it, move it along, we’re not caught up in our own importance. And the feed I was watching was broadcast straight through with only one commercial break after the first hour. Maybe By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 12:14 am
Milo Ventimiglia Hayden dates her age Good. If true…it’s very, very good. Radar is reporting that 2 nights ago at Crown Bar Hayden Panettiere and Jesse McCartney were mauling each other in plain view. She was grinding on his lap, then was nuzzling her neck, then they went outside for ciggies and made out By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 09:52 am
Kate Winslet You are not alone Kate Winslet, Ralph Fiennes, and David Kross (he is so cute!) today in Berlin at a presser for The Reader. Have you seen it yet? It’s worth seeing, not only because Harvey campaigned so hard it took away The Dark Knight’s spot for Best Picture nomination, but because By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 07:38 am
Maple Leaf The Male SJP This has to stop: the aggressive photoshopping of magazine covers – even for men! Yesterday it was Sarah Jessica Parker getting a computer face. Today, perhaps not so extreme but notable nonetheless, it’s Ryan Reynolds on the cover of Men’s Health. Something’s happening with his nose, I think. By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 05:58 am
Christian Bale Rate his apology Christian Bale called into KROQ this morning to apologise for going nuclear…and to explain himself too. It’s hard to be objective when his accent is so sexy. Sigh. We will try. Shall we rate his apology? As far as celebrity contrition goes this one sits pretty high on By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 05:34 am
Jennifer Aniston Sticking with the formula There is much snickering on the internets today about Jennifer Aniston’s new project. A new movie called The Baster, costarring Jason Bateman, about a woman who gets artificially inseminated only to have her best friend switch the sperm sample and replace it with his own. Something like that. It’ By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 03:42 am
Sports What’s wrong Jessie? Let me help! TMZ is reporting that during a performance last night in Grand Rapids, Michigan, our Porny supposedly exhibited signs of emotional distress. According to locals, one of the indications was that she forgot the lyrics to her own song Come On Over. Um… Clearly they don’t know By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 03:01 am
Famewhores Summit bound Victoria Beckham en route from LA to London yesterday in yet another comfortable travel ensemble. It’s her husband who’s been in the news this week – Becks has publicly declared that he wants to stay in Milan and finish his career in Europe. This of course leaves the LA By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 02:41 am
Kate Hudson Photo Assumption: Isla Fisher In New York last night at the premiere of Confessions of a Shopaholic, oh lawd. Also popped in for a quick visit with Letterman. But Isla Fisher seemed to be missing her sparkle. Ready to play our favourite game? Photo Assumption! Drawing conclusions based on nothing but photos, zero hard By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 02:13 am
Smutty Surgery Mexico and Miu Miu The most chiselled movie star in the world lit up the carpet last night in Mexico City, still promoting Valkyrie. As you can see, after his visit with the most renowned plastic surgeon in the world, totally just coincidence, Tom Cruise looks more cut, more crisp, and more handsome than By Lainey • Feb 06, 2009 01:54 am
Ebola Victims A survivor story Recognise this boy? Boy now man? It’s Nick Carter. Yeah, Nick Carter. From the Backstreet Boys! Confession: remember when we had to pick sides? Backstreet vs N Sync? I picked Backstreet. I still can’t decide if this was right or wrong. Anyway, Nick Carter dated Ebola Hilton. It By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 10:36 am
Sarah Jessica Parker Whose face is this? Because it’s not SJP’s. Harper’s Bazaar is trying to tell us that it is…but… that doesn’t look like her face. Who’s face is it? It’s on the tip of my brain, but I can’t draw her out. Can you identify the face? By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 09:11 am
