Bad Style Vagina Virgin Hair So the Jonas Brothers played in New York today and I looked at these photos and I was making ew gross that’s nasty faces because what the f-ck is this hair and why are they wearing it? And then Michelle and Jen B had to jump in all By Lainey • Jun 19, 2009 10:05 am
Famewhores Famewhore finds her Hair Twin! Her obviousness never ceases to amaze me. The Brange has been front and centre all week giving their millions away. Angelina Jolie was in DC yesterday hugging refugees and crying about their suffering. She was also on Anderson Cooper and The Today Show with her Earth Mother face saving the By Lainey • Jun 19, 2009 05:22 am
Clown One Night in Leighton? The stupidness of youth… TMZ is reporting that there is a Leighton Meester sex tape that will soon hit the market, shot a few years ago, Leighton prancing around nude, and engaging in some kinky sh-t with her feet. OK, now I’m curious. Apparently a deal for the By Lainey • Jun 19, 2009 04:29 am
Uma Thurman Uma in Vancouver Remember that dumbass report about Pierce Brosnan rescuing Uma Thurman on the Vancouver set of Percy Jackson? Click here for a refresher. As I said at the time, it didn’t happen. Could not have happened. Because she’d yet to shoot a single scene for the movie. She has By Lainey • Jun 19, 2009 04:13 am
Quiveration Johnny Depp charms Chicago Of course he did. He’s Johnny Depp. And he’s wonderful. He was wonderful last night in Chicago at the premiere of Public Enemies with co-stars Christian Bale and a rather subdued Marion Cotillard. Christian, per usual, was with his beautiful wife Sibi. She’s even more so By Lainey • Jun 19, 2009 03:23 am
Robert Pattinson Scream Friday Ready? Ready? Brand new photos of Robert Pattinson kissing on the beach on the set of Remember Me! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will the Twi-hards break the internet with their screaming? Did the fangirls attack the actress? Can Twi-hards differentiate between truth and fiction? By Lainey • Jun 19, 2009 02:54 am
Twilight Pattinson pouty pants And can you blame him? He already sounds a little neurotic as it is. At this point, with fans stalking and trying to strangle him at every turn, chasing him into the streets and narrowly avoiding becoming roadkill, it’s hard to believe he’s anything but terrified. And a By Lainey • Jun 19, 2009 02:12 am
Amazingness Bruno’s bull parts Look closely. His costume comes with, um, bull balls. LOVE HIM SO MUCH. This is Sacha Baron Cohen, as Bruno of course, in Spain today promoting the film. Instead of giving us some ass shots, he chose to channel the Bull. And strut around like the place was his personal By Lainey • Jun 18, 2009 10:37 am
Robert Pattinson Running for his life This proves it. Twi-hards are officially the craziest of the lot. Radar is reporting that Robert Pattinson was in New York shooting today. A swarm of Twi-hards tried to attack him as he was leaving the Strand after filming a scene. (Amazing bookstore, but never ever go if By Lainey • Jun 18, 2009 08:39 am
Dumbass Bad movie titles happen Jennifer Aniston's upcoming movie with Aaron Eckhart is called Love Happens. Terrible title. At one point it was Travelling. Much better. Not sure why the change. Because the MiniVan Majority responds to this sh-t? Lame. And, judging from the trailer, the film pretty much reflects the title. By Lainey • Jun 18, 2009 07:52 am
Chills Chills Chills Why is she dancer? Like I wrote last time, every time I see her now, the song plays in my head. And I’m on my knees, looking for the answer… Are we human? Or are we dancer? They say she’s definitely dancer. Seen here leaving at the dance studio yesterday with Little By Lainey • Jun 18, 2009 05:54 am
Royals Hot Harry on a Horse and his roommate Hot Harry and his brother are training and bunking together on an army base and met the media today to talk about their experiences. It was a light, relaxed presser as the brothers exchanged lighthearted quips – who’s messy, who snores, who cooks. Joked Hot Harry: "This is the By Lainey • Jun 18, 2009 04:56 am
BFFs A GOOPy nursery? As you know, Madge was able to find the perfect financial combination to make Mercy her new daughter and will be bringing her little girl home to New York very soon. From Africa to the rich life, according to the Sun (hit and miss on reliability), Madonna is asking Gwyneth By Lainey • Jun 18, 2009 03:45 am
B-tchFace More Reese bitchface It’s like my face today, only Reese probably didn’t have the grossest morning ever. No, Reese is on set of her new movie in Washington. She will be paid millions for a few weeks work. She’s shooting outside and doesn’t appreciate being papped on location. She By Lainey • Jun 18, 2009 03:15 am
Natalie Portman New York but Paris first Paris Je t’aime is a gorgeous, gorgeous movie. Have you seen it? If not, please see it first. Please see it BEFORE you see New York, I Love You. Because you will want to see New York, I Love You – it comes out in October – but it’s better By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 12:15 pm
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy gets smacked! Last week’s GOOP featured cookie recipes, one of them courtesy of Katie Lee Joel. You’ll recall my Gwyneth referred to him as “William”. Now his rep is telling Us Magazine that no one refers to him as William! GOOPers gets smacked and owned! Oddly enough, the same day By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 10:24 am
