Gwyneth Paltrow Will GOOPy win a Grammy? Did you know she’s been nominated for one? This, in part, is why she’ll be there on Sunday. And also to present. G is up for Best Spoken Word Album For Children (Brown Bear And Friends). Of course she is. Of course it’s a children’s book! By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 08:04 am
Parent Pimps They don’t read, they can’t write Many of you have emailed for reaction re: this photo of JailBail Miley Cyrus making slanty Asian eyes with her friends. Her birth name was Destiny Hope and she was raised by a hillbilly and pimped out to Hollywood – what did you expect? Ignorant dumbass. While we’re on the By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 06:22 am
Girlcrushes Blunt on Victoria, John, and Bond Girlcrushing. HARD. Emily Blunt, I love her so much. She covers the new Harper’s Bazaar UK – an amazing photo shoot, an even better interview, although she’s reticent to discuss that cheating cheese dick Michael Buble. Our Emily was incapable of rolling low classy for a few minutes. All By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 05:06 am
Quiveration Car exiting It’s more than just standing there flexing your pecs. Hotness is an allover package deal – pants, gait, body control, style… There are many ways to lure a lover. How he drives his car, how he changes gears, even how he gets out of a car can be a turn-on By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 03:27 am
Parent Pimps Homecoming Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson pictured leaving the Chateau Marmont last night. You know she used to live there, right? She was all of 17 years old and her mother, her amazing mother, decided the Marmont would be the perfect place for her daughter to take up permanent residence in By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 02:53 am
Jonathan Knight But you knew, right? An ex lover sells him out… like OUT. This is what’s happening to Jonathan Knight. He’s gay. But you knew that, right? Of course you knew. I think the only person who didn’t know was my producer Jennifer B who managed our NKOTB interview last summer. Then By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 02:32 am
Dev Patel Skins! Last night at the London Film Critics Circle Awards – a mini Skins reunion! Returning home, the triumphant Dev Patel hooked up with former Skins co-star Nicolas Hoult who appeared delighted to see that his old friend is riding such an incredible wave. You may remember Nicolas…or not. About a By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 02:00 am
Quiveration What are you thinking about? Oh, f-ck it, I don’t care. Let me just look at you. You looked so thoughtful yesterday, thoughtful even when you’re pumping gas. It’s sexy that you don’t need a driver but why, baby, why drive an Escalade? I would have never pictured you in an By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 01:49 am
Hook Ups If you wish it… Dreams come true? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves…but at the very least, there’s a spark. More than a spark. Ryan Gosling and Natalie Portman! As I reported exclusively on eTalk last night, my sources say they met a few weeks ago at one of his DJ By Lainey • Feb 05, 2009 01:36 am
Style His hat, her shoes Look at Jakey getting more styley! Didn’t mind his long hair but am all over the cut. He looks hot. Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon out and about today in LA enjoying the sunshine. Great. The weather is good right now. Always during Oscars it’s rainy and sh-t. By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 12:24 pm
Parent Pimps Not eating but driving Well this can’t be good… You know what happens when Lilo is ultra skinny and gets behind the wheel? This is Lindsay Lohan in LA today driving around in her car. She’s been deliberately lying low for days following controversy about her weight, covering up her body at By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 10:29 am
Quiveration More! More! Please! More! Two more ads – Becks for Armani. I’ll give you a minute. ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... Ready? In other Beckham news, AC Milan’s GM revealed that the team would love to keep him but that it’s up to the LA Galaxy and should the LA Galaxy decided to make David Beckham stay By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 08:54 am
Bad Style Porny covered everywhere! When you go for groceries this weekend, you’ll be staring at Porny while you pay. THREE tabloid covers this week – all featuring Porny’s pants! Was she this famous at the height of newlyweds? Was she this famous when her divorce was announced? Debatable. Oh put your pity hearts By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 07:14 am
Clown How Ebola works Ebola Hilton was in Tampa Bay for the Super Bowl. This is why Arizona lost. She was wearing a Larry Fitzgerald jersey. Poor Larry. He was powerless against infection. F-ck her! So Ebola was supposed to get on a flight the next morning back to LA to shoot images for By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 06:45 am
Sports Help me understand In some circles, this man is known as a heartthrob. A loin wizard. A headboard banger. A quiver master. Him? Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United, seen here yesterday in Cheshire. Like, I get it. Things are different in Euro. More fashion forward and also more open to cheese. I get it. By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 04:09 am
Girly Throw Downs Ambush at the Grammys? Like, can’t Gwyneth make a phone call or something? How embarrassing! So you know Joe Satriani is suing Coldplay because he says Vida La Vida is ripped off from his I Just Wanna Fly. Satriani’s attorney has now announced that he plans to ambush the band sometime this By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 02:53 am
