Girly Throw Downs Boys can bitchface too! Have finally watched most of the SAG clips. Thankfully didn’t miss much. Meryl of course was delightful but for smutty tingles, the best speech of the night belonged to Sean Penn. Several reasons… First – Frank Langella’s bitchface! Angelina Jolie has kicked off an awards season trend! Only Frank’ By Lainey • Jan 27, 2009 01:13 am
Girly Throw Downs You better bring it, Chris I’ve bitched about this several times before - the last few Coldplay live tv performances have sounded like sh-t. More specifically Chris Martin has sounded like sh-t. So Coldplay has been confirmed for the Grammys. Yesterday however the Grammys announced that Radiohead will also be on hand for their By Lainey • Jan 27, 2009 01:02 am
Famewhores Russian Tom And Xenu loves money! As mentioned several months ago, Russia has become a must-stop on the Hollywood promotional tour. There is BIG money in Russia. And Russians seem desensitised to supercheese. So here’s Tom in Moscow at the premiere of Valkyrie last night looking all heroic and sh-t, accepting By Lainey • Jan 27, 2009 12:54 am
Hook Ups Geri getting married They started dating a month ago. Now Geri has agreed to marry him. Confirmed her reps: “We are delighted to announce the engagement of Geri Halliwell and Fabrizio Politi.” Fabrizio is apparently a yacht tycoon. Not sure what that is but his job is unimportant. His looks are secondary too. By Lainey • Jan 27, 2009 12:47 am
Famewhores Predictable Alba Jessica Alba was nominated for multiple Razzies last week despite ongoing efforts at wooing the MiniVan and playing like she’s civic minded. I wrote at the time: How long before the Alba Cow rushes out new photos of herself playing with her daughter to try and erase from public By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 09:52 am
Girlcrushes Jolie inspiration Remember Angelina Jolie’s bitchface at the Critics’ Choice Awards when Anne Hathaway started dithering on stage? Angie is a novice compared to the legendary Sophia Loren. Here in Rome today with Daniel Day-Lewis on the set of Nine – the longest shoot ever!?!? – treating us to a clinic on how By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 08:13 am
Maple Leaf Michael Cera sucks And there is no pleasure in saying this. Because he’s supposed to be a sweet kid…when he’s not flailing his ego about and pissing on the movie version of the tv show that made him. But it’s true. Michael Cera’s Paper Heart ate it at By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 06:59 am
Clown Somebody and Nobody Paris Fashion Week – Christian Dior. Reigning Best Actress and my girl crush Marion Cotillard arrives all subtle gorgessity, the current face of Lady Dior, with the innate French ability to capture a look that suits the moment. She is extraordinary and we must worship her. And look what the D By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 06:47 am
Bad Style Even her As repeated too many times, my friend Michelle has a thing about sateen. It makes her crazy. Michelle is a tv producer. Sateen looks terrible on television and in photographs. So unflattering. Lumps where there are no lumps. Even Victoria Beckham. Here’s Posh arriving at LAX yesterday surprisingly underdressed By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 05:38 am
Royals Hot Harry on a Horse no Chelsy Am sad. Love Harry and Chelsy. But it’s over again. For now. Word is she made the call. Tired of waiting around for him while he’s up to his shenanigans in the army, desperately hoping to move back to Africa, willing herself to focus on her own studies, By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 03:38 am
Bad Style Porny Happy New Year! You know the photo. The Classic Jessica Simpson High Waisted Photo. It made our lives. It continues to make our lives. On a rainy day. If work is the sh-ts. If your mother won’t get off your ass about sending her to Vegas for her birthday… There’s Porny By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 03:15 am
Bad Style SAG Worst: Eva Longoria What is the point of Eva Longoria? What is the reason for Eva Longoria? Is there a reason for Eva Longoria? I don’t understand. Like, this dress. This dress, the colour, this colour is for food. Some food colours don’t belong on a dress. This food colour doesn’ By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 02:59 am
Gorgessity Best SAG: Evan Rachel Wood Colour, cut, fit, shoes (SHOEs!!!)…without question, last night belonged to Evan Rachel Wood. Marilyn Manson clouds are receding… Evan Rachel Wood is re-emerging. And how. She has been perfect all awards season. Cannot wait for Oscar. As for those of you who still won’t forgive her for Dita By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 02:55 am
B-tch please SAG Robo Why? Katie Holmes presenting Best Actor? Why? Because she’s married to Tom Cruise? Because her Little Sci is Hollywood’s most popular baby? Because the MiniVan Majority wants it to be? Yes, yes, and yes. At the very least then, Katie knew her role. She did not walk the carpet. By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 02:47 am
Pitt "Porn" SAG Don’t Bother: The Brange They were noticeably more chatty last night, right? They worked the press line separately and even stopped for E! because there was no Seacrest… not that Guiliana DeSh-ts didn’t do her best to annoy them: - Have you become a better woman/man since being with Brad Pitt/the By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 02:40 am
Quiveration SAG Best Couple: Sean Penn Forget Robin’s saggy sateeny dress. It’s unflattering yes. But they look great together. Whatever holds it together. And it’s HIM. Sean Penn is all sex. There was never a question as to why he’s the love of Madonna’s life. Of course he was. The danger. By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 02:24 am
