Style SnapFace PoseHard hits Berlin Renee Zellweger at the photo call today for her new movie My One and Only at the Berlin Film Festival. As you can see, per usual when she’s been photographed, Renee is straining to pose. Clench baby clench! Aside from the fact that she’s visibly working out her By Lainey • Feb 12, 2009 03:23 am
Hook Ups Mrs Punk As F-ck Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams are engaged. Her rep has confirmed the news after Mandy was spotted with a ring. You’ll recall, last July the two broke up because Ryan was too weak to deal with the paps. Then he wrote a letter to the tabloids explaining his decision By Lainey • Feb 12, 2009 02:41 am
B-tch please GOOPy leather shorts GOOPer attended the Two Lovers premiere in New York. I can hear you – you hate them! They’re so hideous! Sigh. Not even my G can make a high waist attractive. At the same time, at least it’s not a little black dress. And this is what she’s By Lainey • Feb 12, 2009 02:13 am
Douchebags Celebrity Dumbass: Joaquin Phoenix See? Three for three. Maybe it should be a daily feature. It’s must see TV. The video is below – Joaquin Phoenix behaving like a petulant child forced to go Aunt Mabel’s house last night with Letterman. No doubt he’s a douche. But the question this morning, on By Lainey • Feb 12, 2009 01:58 am
Quiveration Before I forget… I was meaning to post these a few days ago, but then the BAFTAs happened, and the Grammys, and you know, he almost got lost. But we could never lose James McAvoy! So here he is the other night in London leaving the Apollo Theatre in the West End where’ By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 11:53 am
Friday Night Lights Oh Lyla, you so fine! Minka Kelly last night at a JC Penney event in New York. Damn. Derek Jeter you are a lucky man. I’ve toned down my FNL barking for a few weeks but clearly this was not a good decision…because the ratings, the ratings are not good. Even though this By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 09:59 am
Douchebags GOOPy thinks they’re cheesy You might hate her, but can you disagree? Gwyneth Paltrow said recently that running carpet after carpet with your husband is “cheesy” and “I mean, who wants to live like that?” Cut to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher tonight at the Berlin Film Festival for the premiere of her film By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 08:17 am
Jessica Simpson What’s helping her? Porny appeared on the Early Show this morning to announce the Country Music Award nominees in Nashville. As you can see, it’s her best showing in weeks. Come on now…there’s really not much to hate on here. Maybe the matron hair, maybe. But I find this less By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 06:28 am
Hook Ups That’s him Drew Barrymore was at the Laker game last night, looks like she was flirting up a storm, flanked by two men who – photo assumption! – appeared to be competing over her affection. As you can see, blonde Drew was all dolled up and ready to party. She hit up a couple By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 04:39 am
Royals Celebrity Dumbass See? It could totally be a daily feature. And it could feature Hot Harry on a Horse every f-cking day. Because, as we know, he is the loose cannon, the blundering spare. Last time it was the army video. This time he’s hating on black people. According to comedian By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 03:39 am
Kanye West Quotable Kanye Always quotable. You may have issues with Kanye. Sure, he has a massive ego. Sure, he needs to chill on the pap aggression. His all caps temper tantrums are embarrassing. But Kanye is ENTERTAINING. I love his music, I love his personality. And at a time when more and more, By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 03:13 am
Douchebags Would you want him next to you? Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck departed LAX for New York yesterday. Imagine if he sat down next to you on a plane? This is my greatest fear on a flight. The people around me, the person next to me. As you know, I always end up with the kid close By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 02:44 am
Cheese Will it be like this? It was reported yesterday, by People of course, that John Mayer will be gifting Jennifer Aniston, in honour of her 40th birthday TODAY, with a brand new song written especially for the occasion. The question posed in the original article was Rossum or Romantic? It all depends on the delivery, By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 02:17 am
Beyoncé GOOPy and the girls Gwyneth Paltrow last night in at the 14th Annual Saks Fifth Avenue Unforgettable Evening event for cancer research – G is wearing the dreaded shiny fabric. Lumpy Gwynnie? Of course not. Not with a brilliantly cut Balmain jacket. They say it’s all about shoulders this year… And always, always shoes. By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 02:09 am
Winona Ryder Where’s Winona? At the Berlin Film Festival today – the premiere of The Private Lives of Pippa Lee starring Robin Wright as Pippa, Blake Lively as young Pippa, Keanu Reeves as Chris, and Winona Ryder perfectly cast as Sandra … But where is Winona? Has Winona been seen ever since that weird jewellery debacle? By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 12:24 pm
Famewhores Wedding Porn W. T. F. ???????????????????? The going rate for Fergie’s wedding photos must have been low rate. Because it’s the only explanation behind these images. Have you seen them? So. Sad. Sad that the only way she could get anyone to care is by promising that she and her Josh By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 09:39 am
