Douchebags Celebrity Dumbass This could be a daily feature. Today’s installment includes Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Scarlett Johansson. Let’s start with the sanctimonious husband and wife. Ashton has taken to Twitter and posted a video on his page that is supposed to illustrate how difficult it is to “navigate” through By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 07:26 am
Parent Pimps The Best Kind of Apology Take two. JailBait was told by Disney after pressure from Asian advocacy groups to rewrite her apology because the first time wasn’t good enough. In this climate, no one wants to piss off investors. It always comes down to money, non? So anyway, Miley Cyrus posted another message on By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 06:17 am
Bad Style Porny & the Dukes! She makes me so happy. No matter what the reason, most of us can agree…Jessica Simpson makes us smile. It doesn’t have to be a “with her” smile. It can be an “at her” smile. Most of the time it’s a “what the f-ck are you doing By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 04:47 am
The Annual Contest 2009! For weeks we've been handicapping the Oscar drama, the tightest race in years, and the behind-the-scenes intrigue and shenanigans that have characterised this current campaign. Time to put that knowledge to good use. It's The Annual Contest! Predict the most correct categories, win some kick ass By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 04:34 am
Famewhores Rossum or Romantic? It’s Jennifer Aniston’s birthday tomorrow and for the last two weeks we’ve been forced to celebrate along with her. America’s Sweetheart has suddenly become the MiniVan Majority’s poster-woman for 40, screaming at full volume: that 40 is better than 20! 40 can be fit and By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 03:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession One dress, two looks Judging by your emails, M.I.A. was a strong favourite at the Grammys. Did you know she started having contractions two hours before her set? No word yet on whether or not the baby has arrived… Not sure how she did it and she managed to look so great By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 03:04 am
Emma Watson Emma and the boys She was surrounded by them at the BAFTA Soho House Grey Goose afterparty the other night! Best, she wasn’t photographed within five minutes settling for the first dude to bring her a tequila shot. This is the Lohan way. But not the Emma Watson way. Instead, Emma took her By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 02:52 am
Smutty Surgery Battle of the Faces Michelle Pfeiffer is 9 years older than Nicole Kidman. Almost a decade! Can you tell? Stitch for stitch, shot for shot, Michelle’s work – if there is work – is far superior. Michelle Pfeiffer, wow, is ageless. And it’s not even scary! Stunning, right? This is Michelle with Rupert Friend By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 02:43 am
Bad Style Would you? SJP looked all business yesterday out and about in New York. She’s also working out a new boot. Camel toe boot? More comfortable? Not sure. Never tried. But to me it looks ugly. F-cking ugly. Like a hoof. Why would I want my foot to look like a hoof? By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 02:32 am
Famewhores You can thank the Pip! Almost 20 million viewers tuned into the Grammy Awards last night which represented an increase of 11% compared to last year… CBS today is celebrating a huge success. Who to thank? How long will we have to wait for Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake to take the credit? You know how he By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 11:20 am
Twilight London girls > LA girls It’s been over a month – Robert Pattinson has stayed away from the contrivances of Los Angeles, preferring to spend his off time at home in London. As we advised. Well done. It’s not that he should live like a monk – absolutely not! He’s 22. He should do By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 08:39 am
Madonna Why she loves Jesus A photoshoot for W Magazine shot in Rio – this is supposedly where Madonna met Jesus and she’s brought him home. You’ll recall she and Jesus Luz were papped together last week prompting even more speculation that he’s replaced the ‘roid monkey Alex Rodriguez. F-cking loser. But…you By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 08:28 am
Gorgessity Grammy Best: GOOP! If you are a Gwyneth-hater, have you ever, ever, EVER hated her more than you hated her last night? Or this morning? Probably not. Your hate for her has escalated to a point you didn’t think possible, hasn’t it? Duana texted me last night – the title: I HATE By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 08:01 am
Parent Pimps Worst Grammy Share: Taylor & JailBait Sounds the title for a comic book. LOVE Taylor Swift. She was live at eTalk a few weeks ago and could not have been sweeter. Despite riding a chart high for weeks, killing it in album sales, Taylor has no pretentions. And her mother is not Dina Lohan. I remember By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 07:44 am
Smutty Surgery Grammy Granny! Ummmm…yeah. So when I mentioned a couple of weeks ago that our Nashville gossips had observed that she’d had some new work put in, you all were like – nah…she looks the same! Really? Because this is Nicole Kidman’s face at the Grammy’s. The same? Sure. By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 07:33 am
Douchebags Grammy Little Boy: Justin Timberlake “When I was a little boy…” How many times have you heard Pippy talk about his little boy days? He ALWAYS refers to his little boy days. 5 years ago it was cute. Now it’s limp cheese and please grow some balls. Suggestions: When I was growing up… When By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 06:53 am
