Gorgessity Bringing porn to the Oscars MUCH better than that old lady sidesweep from the other night. This is more like the Jolie. A very, very beautiful Jolie, her hair thick loose and cascading around her shoulders (and lighter?), wearing a beautiful grey coat, no waxy skin with Brad Pitt’s hand on her ass at By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 09:49 am
Kate Winslet Remember when… Nicole Kidman was supposed to star in The Reader? Would today have been the same if you replace Kate Winslet with Granny Freeze. Heh. Oscar nomination day, everyone is being so gracious. So let’s not. Hanna Schmitz, who spends a large part of the first quarter of The Reader By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 08:31 am
B-tch please Miss GOOPy’s book list Thanks to all of you for forwarding. Looks like my Gwyneth has A LOT of subscribers? See? You hate her but you can’t help it! OK, just teasing. As mentioned last week, this is the one worth looking at: Gwyneth Paltrow and her friends and their recommended reading list. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 07:27 am
Freida Pinto Slumdog vs Goliath So you know by now, it’s Slumdog the Underdog vs Benjamin Button Goliath at the Oscars. Understand who Academy members actually are: old people and Hollywood players. This is why Crash won so undeservedly over Brokeback Mountain. Because they voted for their friends. Benjamin Button is a Hollywood movie. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 06:40 am
Sports Pretty soon we'll stop caring Am on Oscar press duty at the moment so blogging from blackberry - sorry for rushed text. So last week People reported Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady got engaged. If People says it it has to be true right? Well now she's given an intv in Brasil denying By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 04:55 am
Hook Ups McGosling setback Suicide watch today. Because Rachel McAdams has a new boyfriend. It’s Josh Lucas. They were at the Purple Ball on Tuesday night not just holding hands but, like, neck biting. Neck biting in public means there’s a lot of sex happening. This is good news and bad news By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 04:25 am
Brad Pitt Brad Pitt doesn’t have to Brad Pitt and David Fincher in Paris today at the photocall for Benjamin Button, their newly minted 13 time Oscar nominee. And even sweeter? The film is doing a very healthy box office too and just now going international. Today’s events won’t hurt either. So Brad has much By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 02:59 am
Brad Pitt Exactly like Gump, but no AIDS True. Michelle sent just sent this over to me… Benjamin Button was nominated for 13 awards this morning. Like I said a couple of weeks ago, Benjamin Button was a good movie sure …but great? Great might be an exaggeration. You don’t need to make love to it the By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 02:23 am
Mischa Barton Oh hi Seth Cohen! The last time I remember seeing Adam Brody he was rolling on the grass at some party writhing on top of some girl. Amazing. Yesterday he was spotted at Vancouver airport having flown in for a short few days for reshoots on Jennifer’s Body starring Megan Fox (blech) and By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 02:04 am
Dumbass Listening Michael Cera? Multiple sources are reporting that George Clooney, no longer ungrateful, is indeed returning to ER to commemorate the show’s final season. According to People George will shoot his scenes on a closed set – word is it’s happening today and tomorrow – though no official confirmation has been provided. Doug By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 01:46 am
Dumbass Ugh. Why? Apparently there will be a sequel. Another Sex & the City movie. Us Weekly is reporting that while contracts have yet to be signed, it’s simply a formality – for all intents and purposes, all four women are on board, and have accepted their financial deals, with each earning pay By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 01:32 am
Brad Pitt The Nominations! The BAFTAs were an omen. No Sally Hawkins. Despite early momentum, the star of Happy-Go-Lucky was shoved aside in favour of Melissa Leo and Angelina Jolie in the Best Actress race. Yes… The Brange. Both Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie secured nominations in their categories. Brad over Leo. Brad over By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 01:24 am
Intro for Jan 22, 2009 Dear Gossips, My mother called me last night after seeing me on tv on eTalk. She asked why my skin was so coarse and rough – in Chinese the word is thick. “You look like a rice picker in the fields”. Then she ordered me to pull it together for New By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 01:14 am
John Krasinski Together but not Emily Blunt and John Krasinski both photographed at LAX today arriving from Sundance. Inconveniently for us, they weren’t shot together. Boo. He’s so cute in that v-neck. And look at her skin. Gorgeous. Can’t they just kiss for us and get it over with? I wish I By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 01:35 pm
Mandy Moore Mandy making music This is Mandy Moore today at Barneys in Beverly Hills. She’s single now. And the acting thing has dried up so Mandy’s going back to music. At least that’s what she says on her blog. I like her blog. It’s better than most dumbass celebrity blogs. By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 10:26 am
Famewhores Alba & Ebola Oscar nominations are to be announced early tomorrow morning. And I’ll be putting out a sex tape with Colin Farrell (yeah Duana, come and get it) before Jessica Alba and Ebola Hilton hear their names announced by the Academy. They do however share a dubious distinction. Both the Alba By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 07:46 am
