Anne Hathaway Intelligence is irrelevant 10 million votes were tallied and AskMen.com has compiled the “definitive” list of 99 Most Desirable Women for 2009. “Readers are asked to look beyond sex appeal and beauty to pick women who have the characteristics they value in a potential companion, like intelligence, humor, charisma, and ambition. The By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 07:00 am
Gorgessity Not tired off Broadway We were raggin’ on her for looking ragged while running ragged on Broadway. Well she’s wrapped and it’s a brand new Robo! This is Katie Holmes putting together back to back top notch outings with Tom on the Valkyrie Europe tour tonight in London for the UK premiere. By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 06:05 am
Jennifer Love Hewitt Why Size 2 is single For too long now, Us Weekly has been slapping D List celebrities on its cover with reports written from inside Lauren Conrad’s ass. It’s one thing to feature a nobody. It’s another to sugarcoat the story about the nobody with The Hills scripted nonsense. Which is what By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 04:21 am
Gossip Girl J Crew > Dan Humphrey What we learned this week: Serena and Dan, Blake Lively and Penn Badgley, are so boring we actually stop listening and Skype chat instead about J Crew blazers. Even their fights suck. Like, at this point, we miss sour milk Aaron. In other words, Dan is even damper and limper By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 03:51 am
Quiveration Inauguration with his Situation Have mentioned this before, I think: my thing for T.I. He’s hot. And he looked hot at one of the balls last night enjoying his last days of freedom with his “Situation” before reporting for his yearlong prison sentence. They have 2 children, have been together forever, and By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 03:00 am
Friday Night Lights Hugh as Wolverine Movie geeks should be excited about these ones. As mentioned, the cast of Wolverine is currently shooting final scenes here in Vancouver at Stanley Park. Check out Hugh Jackman in costume the other day on set wearing an outfit borrowed from Tim Riggins. This is for the Friday Night Lights By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 02:21 am
Katie Holmes Airport romance Looks like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes went from the Valkyrie red carpet last night straight to the airport. He was spotted in London arriving very late. Not sure if she went with him but the two appeared to be extra affectionate going through security, hugging and kissing and giggling, By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 01:54 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy phone sex?!?! CAUTION! NUDITY! In the UK Sun today - a screen cap of Gwyneth Paltrow from the upcoming Two Lovers costarring Joaquin Phoenix in which my G appears to be having phone sex exposing a lovely left breast. It’s the best side we’ve seen of her in ages. Like, By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 01:35 am
Intro for Jan 21, 2009 Dear Gossips, Loved the white dress too. Or maybe it’s because I loved the first dance. They made even Beyonce tolerable. At the end there she seemed to be overcome by the moment. Or by the beauty of her own voice. Also very possible. In fairness to B though, By Lainey • Jan 21, 2009 01:30 am
John Krasinski He has a big nose And I like it! John Krasinski out and about in Park City at Sundance to support his directorial debut Brief Interviews With Hideous Men. Have you read it? John acquired the rights to the film when he was, like, literally a nobody. He says the book, or a stage adaptation By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 09:02 am
Smutty Surgery GMD Jolie Waxy He’s in Berlin promoting Valkyrie which has grossed almost $80 million domestically so far, already recouping its production budget and therefore NOT a Fail. Much of this success is due to the non stop pimp of his new physique and his accompanying fresh face. A face that looked kinda By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 06:45 am
Victoria Beckham Consolation Cover US Vogue is the end all and be all of magazine covers. And you know, she’s been denied. But all’s not lost. How about a bronze medal? As Michelle, Duana, and I discovered last Fall, Russia is the new fierce. We fell in LOVE with Russians on our By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 06:02 am
Barack Obama The First Dress It’s a hot topic today! Almost as hot as his very sharp words. First Lady Michelle Obama’s dress… you likey? I likey so much. Maybe it’s because I’m Chinese. It’s gold, bold, and strong. Duana called it chartreuse. My buggy eyes saw gold. Am a By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 05:48 am
Maple Leaf Alex P Keaton changes parties Michael J Fox was spotted last night in Washington celebrating President Obama’s inauguration. Alex P Keaton no longer a Young Republican. Hee. Family Ties memories are always good ones. And after all these years, Michael J Fox is still just as popular. Seriously, it’s not just this occasion, By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 05:29 am
Jennifer Lopez Inauguration entourage Not a secret, this is a high maintenance woman. She was at the Latino Inaugural gala the night before in an updo and a blue gown, last night it was the Artists & Athletes Inaugural Ball where Lopez put on a bedazzled gold dress and wavy locks curled just so. By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 03:54 am
Clown Rumey’s leading role Rumer Willis worked steadily in 2008. Her roles may not have been principle ones, far from actually, or very prestigious, but she’s working nonetheless. She’s a working actor. And she’ll begin work on her first leading role in just a few weeks. It’s called Slightly Single By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 01:59 am
