Douchebags Piven on the defence As you know, Jeremy Piven dropped out of the Broadway production of Speed-the-Plow just before Christmas citing mercury poisoning for not being able to fulfill his contractual obligation. Now the producers of the production have filed a grievance against him – no wonder he was on Good Morning America last week By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 12:54 am
BFFs Flirting is selling Whatever works, right? Kate Hudson turned it on in Rome at the photo call for Bride Wars. Check her out, playing to the camera – Kate’s always been a cocktease but lately it’s been extra amped. Maybe because she knows Bride Wars is extra dumbass. As we know though, By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 12:44 am
Gwyneth Paltrow New York GOOPy This week’s brilliant GOOP apparently features my Gwyneth’s favourite NYC restaurants. Like that hasn’t already been exhausted to death. It’s next week however that’s the juicy one. I’m waiting with breathless anticipation. If you are a GOOPy member, you must send it to me By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 07:44 am
Britney Spears The abs y’all She’s posted new rehearsal photos on her official site... Chicken Fried abs with no trace of having had booboos, hard at work for the Circus Tour, slaving away for all those mouths she has to feed: her dad, her mom, her brother, her nannies, her ex husbands, and probably By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 06:19 am
Famewhores Skinny Bitch & Old Hag Lindsay Lohan and her older sister Ali went shopping yesterday. As you can see, she’s loving her weight loss. Loving it. And she’s pretending she’d actually eat that pizza. Right. Those “on set” photos released yesterday – likely not from a film but from some low classy budget By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 05:12 am
Anne Hathaway Brides and red lips Hathaway and Hudson in Germany today to promote their epic fail Bride Wars, a film so sh-t even the chick flick fans, never the most discerning moviegoers, could barely be motivated to Woo Girl! their way to the cinema. But Annie and Kate are nothing if not professionals. Promotion is By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 03:44 am
Tom Cruise Hello Kitty Valkyrie You know the Asians. They love them some America star! Soopah stah! And so Tom Cruise arrived in South Korea today, still promoting Valkyrie, almost a modest success in the US, now he’s hoping Hello Kitty will put his film over the top, boost the international numbers. And they By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 02:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Birthday Stripes She turns 35 today. Huge party being planned at her house but first, last night, Kate Moss hit the town for 9 long hours, ending the evening at 4:30am with a bottle of wine tucked away in her jacket. So… not pregnant, right? Because even Kate Moss wouldn’t By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 02:30 am
Break Ups So that explains it In yesterday’s revealing post about Salma Hayek, she was spotted with her baby daddy Francois Henri Pinault but didn’t look like she wanted to be seen with him. Now we know the reason. Apparently he’s everybody’s baby daddy! Rachida Dati, Justice Minister of France, just had By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 02:24 am
Friday Night Lights It’s Friday Night Of course those f-ckers at NBC chose to air their best show on the worst night. But… Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose. Tonight – Season 3. Are you ready? If you’re not ready, go pick up Seasons 1 and 2 on DVD. Or stream them online free at By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 02:16 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mom comes to help Ben Affleck is on preschool pick up duty. Oh Violet. This child. I love her and I don’t even know her... which totally sounds f-cked up and creepy but that pretty much defines celebrity child obsession these days anyway. The Chosen One Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has more magazine covers than By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 11:26 am
Girlcrushes Hamm & Tina Last week’s episode of 30 Rock nearly killed me. Why aren’t more people watching this show? Oh right, because it’s up against the ass and balls, of the nasty variety, that has become Grey’s Anatomy. Still…Tina has a loyal following. And she’s a winner. By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 10:06 am
Girly Throw Downs Why do I like it? Am trying not to…but I do. The Katie Holmes campaign for Miu Miu. The first image was released yesterday and another was posted on People.com today. According to Miu Miu, Katie “portrays a luminous icon radiating a sense of mystery and theatricality.” Wouldn’t go that far. But By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 09:39 am
Girly Throw Downs No more man bangs? Chace Crawford on the set of Gossip Girl yesterday with his hair pushed off his forehead. Have we jettisoned the tousled look? Good. All’s not well after Blake Lively’s Vogue cover was released earlier this week, especially since it’s not like she’s been the most popular By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 08:08 am
Gorgessity What’s up with the baby daddy? Salma Hayek, an improvement on her meh appearance at the Globes, looking gorgeous and unusually UNbusty (relatively speaking) last night at the National Board of Review awards in New York. Maybe she dialed it up a notch for her baby daddy Francois Henri-Pinault? They had dinner last night Salma but By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 06:35 am
Douchebags Sasha Fierce hates dogs? Thank you for your emails about Marcus. He gave us a scare and what topped it off for us was that he was not interested in food. It was a sign of the apocalypse. This is what happens when you eat sh-t. Relief though - he’s turned a corner By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 04:55 am
