Douchebags Sasha Fierce hates dogs? Thank you for your emails about Marcus. He gave us a scare and what topped it off for us was that he was not interested in food. It was a sign of the apocalypse. This is what happens when you eat sh-t. Relief though - he’s turned a corner By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 04:55 am
Verne Troyer Is it ok to laugh… At something really horrible if the person you’re laughing at put themselves in the situation to begin with? I have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. It’s a terrible thing and I’m surprised a lightning bolt hasn’t hit our house yet but there’s By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 03:39 am
Girlcrushes Le Karl and the recession He opens his mouth and amazingness flies out on Chanel tweed wings. He never disappoints. He doesn’t fail us. Which is why, for reals, Karl Lagerfeld needs his own reality tv show. So as you know, because it’s beaten over our heads every day, the global economy is By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 03:10 am
Amanda Seyfried Drama ahead After a year of mooning over each other, fighting a tormented but impossible attraction during the Mamma Mia shoot, Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper have found a way to be together. Some say his ex girlfriend Joanna left him which is why he ran to Amanda even though he’s By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 02:27 am
Anne Hathaway Much better Annie Hated her obsequious princess dress at the Globes. Ugh. But this one is much better. Much more “Rachel” than “Mia Thermopolis”. Love. Here’s Anne Hathaway last night at the National Board of Review awards last night in New York where she was named (previously announced) Best Actress which hopefully By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 02:13 am
Clown What would Mrs Murphy say? Over in London, it’s Sienna Miller, maybe not quite as trainwrecky has Lindsay Lohan but drama, drama, drama, all the time too. Last night Sienna hit up the Groucho Club stumbling out at 2am and heading to another bar where she hooked up with Cillian Murphy and they were By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 01:53 am
Clown Bottom of the barrel Looks like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together. If we were playing Photo Assumption – my favourite game! – I’d say that Sam doesn’t exactly looking thrilled about it. But despite not living together anymore, Lilo insists that their love is all good. So good she gave an By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 01:49 am
Dev Patel Pap worthy! Those of you in the UK know about Skins. The show has yet to come to North America, word is it’s on its way. And when it does, you will LOVE. I watched Season 1 over the holidays because after Slumdog Millionaire I needed more Dev Patel. The depravity By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 11:28 am
Bad Style Will’s worst pants This is the first time in a long time that Will Smith hasn’t looked great in clothes. Like, those pants. Those pants are ass. They’re not hanging right. They hanging like he’s wearing longjohns underneath. They actually fit like Tom’s pants used to. Before he lost By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 11:12 am
Ryan Reynolds Wolverine in the city The man heat is crowding Vancouver. Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds, Taylor Kitsch, and Eric Bana… As you know, much of the X-Men series was shot in Vancouver. Australia was chosen for Wolverine but the actors are putting the final touches on some sequences here in town which explains why Hugh, By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 10:15 am
Ebola Victims I love you Kevin Huvane He’s a super agent at CAA. And he’s trying to uphold Hollywood Hierarchy, especially during awards season. Kevin is also smart enough to not only stay away from Ebola Hilton infection but to try and REMOVE it from his environment. I love him. And for this reason, for By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 07:30 am
Smutty Surgery No Botox? Yes Porn! The new issue of Hello! Canada features the First Family of America on the cover. Tucked away in the corner? The First Couple of gossip – the Brange. On why they’re Hollywood’s most romantic. Pages inside feature the two doing their Porn thing. Rubbing, kissing, laughing… And moving foreheads! By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 07:10 am
The suspenseful Oscars? It’s all about ratings. And last year, Oscar ratings were piss poor. So the Academy is shaking things up. Hugh Jackman has already been named the host, breaking from traditional “funny people” selections and this just in… AMPAS has announced that it will NOT announce the names of presenters By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 06:36 am
Quiveration Bond the driver Daniel Craig appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart last night – he arrived looking like a professional driver. And he looks great in his jaunty little cap and skinny (ish) tie. Daniel is making the rounds to promote Defiance. Did you watch last night? Sigh. His manly business was By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 06:24 am
George Clooney It was for dad Why was Clooney in Washington? Turns out it was his dad’s birthday. So he flew in, had dinner, spent the night, and this morning was spotted back at the airport jetting off for parts unknown. As you can see, he was a sweetheart with the security lady. Many of By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 04:05 am
Girly Throw Downs LipGloss beard gets rejected, Robert chained Twilight super losers had whipped themselves into a frenzy earlier this week when it was announced that Vanessa Hudgens had auditioned for a part in the sequel. LipGloss’s beard was said to have been coveting the role of Leah, the only lady wolf in the story. Tricky, non? LipGloss By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 03:51 am
