Hook Ups Manslinger finds a keeper? I reported yesterday that contrary to dumbass rumours that Kate Hudson was manslinging ARod on the sly, she had actually hooked up with Adam Scott in Hawaii. Check it – first photo, Kate and Adam on the beach. See? Waaaaay better than Alex Rodriguez. Like, it’s not even the same By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 03:01 am
Famewhores The Freeze retreats Remember in high school if something embarrassing happened in class, like in gym, maybe you bent over awkwardly and flashed your ass, or Toby told everyone he took your virginity, or you totally missed your high note at the recital, or Max declared he didn’t want to go steady By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 02:35 am
BFFs Always with mom That asstalking ingrate Katherine Heigl was not at the Globes on Sunday. Unlike previous years, Grey’s was not represented at the show because, well, it sucks. The second half of 2008 was very, very quiet for Heigl. After shooting off her mouth about her writers’ undeserving plotline, she smartly By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 02:17 am
Parent Pimps Calling out the family pimp Britney Spears introduced her “tour team” on her website yesterday. As previously reported, Jamie King has replaced Wade Robson and a new choreography team is on board too. Meanwhile her former manager Johnny Wright spoke very candidly about the new Chicken Fried tour – Circus has moved ahead at an alarming By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 02:01 am
Girly Throw Downs Ten months to go Anne Hathaway was on the January cover, now Blake Lively has been chosen for February… Victoria Beckham only has 10 more tries this year for US Vogue. Oh shame. Blake Lively > Victoria Beckham? Indeed. Blake Lively who? Exactly! Any self respecting fan of Gossip Girl knows this is an By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 01:55 am
Daniel Craig Spanx and stripes First official outing for Naomi Watts since the birth of her second son Samuel Kai exactly a month ago today. Naomi and Liev Schreiber attended the Defiance screening in New York last night. Assisted by a striped dress over – assuming – a pair of spanx, Naomi looked as though she was By Lainey • Jan 13, 2009 01:52 am
Jerry Ferrara Don’t hide your love! It’s Turtle and his girl this weekend in Hollywood pretending to be all shy and sh-t for the paps. Why??? Here are Jerry Ferrara and Jamie-Lynn Sigler at Madeo the other night. Jerry of course attended the Globes with his boys on Sunday. They went home empty handed. And By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 08:51 am
Style Globes Best: Maggie Gyllenhaal One more! There were so many articles today, this one was skipped. Anyway… The dress, it’s Lanvin. I’m not a chanter but I would chant for this dress. One shoulders and the bad fengshui-ness of the imbalance usually scares me but this dress, this dress is my entire By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 08:12 am
Hook Ups Manslinger back to athletes I tingled to this article earlier about Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez. Ew. Like I said with Madonna, there’s nothing about that whiny bitch that says he must be mounted. Adam Scott on the other hand… Oh la. Manslinger was in Hawaii this weekend as was Scott for the By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 07:27 am
Hook Ups The wedding I would crash Definitely Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. And this time it’s official. Because People says so, which means they’ve totally sanctioned the message. According to the magazine, he proposed on Friday with a diamond solitaire. Her team is supposedly working out a press release sometime this week...? Not really By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 07:00 am
BFFs Take a break Awards shows are exhausting. Just need to have some lunch and give my beagle some love. He went to the forest yesterday and like a dumbass decided to lick some poo. Kept us up all night with the sh-ts, poor guy. Now he’s feeling sorry for himself under the By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 06:43 am
Bad Style Globes Worst: Megan Fox A major event red carpet can be a great equaliser. Without the false hype generated by a calculated single-focus strategy on behalf of one star, awards shows like the Globes separate the top from the bottom. The true celebrities from the pretenders. And this is Megan Fox. On a night By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 05:52 am
Quiveration Globes Best: Colin Farrell Hemisphere. Like, please. Who would have thought the word hemisphere would set off such loin rubbing fury across the universe? It was a great surprise for Colin Farrell last night. And still he spoke so eloquently, so spontaneously. Hot AND articulate. How can this not bring the quiver? Also – a By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 05:39 am
Golden Globes 2009 Globes Worst Mouth: Gerard Butler It’s not only the spittle. What’s with the permanent side talk? His lips were stuck to one side of his face –did you see him presenting? I’m not a Gerry B scholar, I don’t know if this is standard. But if it is, there are classes By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 05:15 am
Pitt "Porn" Globes Best Snub: Brange > Seacrest He’s annoyed them before. A couple of years ago and an inane conversation, I think, about breakfast. Since then the Brange has not been a fan of Ryan Seacrest. Last night they didn’t even bother to hide it. It was live television at its best. So Seacrest’s By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 04:57 am
Quiveration Globes Best Presenter: Johnny Depp Take a moment to enjoy him. … … No surprise, he did not walk the carpet. Contrary to most of his peers, he won’t seek the attention unless absolutely forced to. This is why candids of Johnny Depp are so hard to come by. Ask the paps. It’s almost impossible By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 04:39 am
